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150: Chapter 150 Real or Fake Heiress? Father Han is furious! Do you know how difficult it was to get a replacement birth certificate back then?
Chu Yang felt helpless.
Don't you have any f*cking idea whether you've cheated or not?
We study and practice hard, but you just add points and reach the Perfect Realm.
You always have it on, never turned it off...
Why are you acting so disdainful!
As long as... I can beat everyone else!
Shen Yuan smiled. "Miao Miao, just watch the show... it's bound to be fun!"
Han Miao nodded with a smile. "Then I'll have to trouble Young Master Shen to help us solve the problem after watching the show!"
Shen Yuan remained noncommittal.
With the system in hand, the world is mine!
If all else fails... system, add points!
"Everyone is here, I have an announcement to make!"
A middle-aged woman dragged a Girl and rushed in, shouting, "Han Miao is not the young lady of the Han Family!"
"This one is!"
The middle-aged woman stood with her hands on her hips, howling.
The venue instantly fell silent.
Shen Yuan was stunned.
Han Miao was stunned.
All the guests present were stunned.
Shen Yuan: "..."
I thought it would be some grand drama, but as it turns out...
Real and fake daughters?
Are you kidding me?
How boring!
"Are you Liu Cuihua?"
Father Han stared at the middle-aged woman and suddenly exclaimed.
Everyone: Oh ho~~~ Something's going on!
Was Father Han too young and made a mistake back then?
Everyone sized up Liu Cuihua and then decisively shook their heads.
Forget it...
No matter how desperate one is, they wouldn't have fallen for this one, right?
"That's right, it's me!"
The middle-aged woman stood with her hands on her hips and sneered, "More than twenty years ago, Mrs. Han and I gave birth in the same hospital, and the nurse mixed up the babies!"
Father Han's brow furrowed. "Bullsh*t!"
Liu Cuihua pulled the Girl behind her. "This is the true young lady of your Han Family! Han Miao is my daughter!"
*Hiss—*
A chorus of gasps filled the air, and the guests instantly erupted into a frenzy, whispering to each other.
Shen Yuan narrowed his eyes and rolled them.
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
Why? Because the system didn't give a notification!
Whenever there's a real and fake daughter plot, at least one of them has to be an ordinary-level Child of Destiny, right?
There's no notification at all; this is pure extortion!
Han Miao also snapped out of it and directly denied it, "I am not your daughter!"
Liu Cuihua's eyes welled up with tears as she reached out to grab Han Miao, but Han Miao dodged her.
"Daughter, Mom has missed you for over twenty years!"
Liu Cuihua wailed, "Don't you miss Mom at all?"
Han Miao: "..."
"I don't!"
Han Miao's refusal was incredibly blunt.
Everyone: "..."
Liu Cuihua: "..."
"After all, I've never seen you before..."
"What kind of beast would disown the mother who raised them for over twenty years to acknowledge a stranger who suddenly appeared and whom they've never even met?"
Han Miao countered.
Shen Yuan clapped his hands. "Miao Miao, seriously... I've read so many real and fake daughter novels..."
"I never expected a fake daughter to say something so sensible!"
Shen Yuan couldn't stop laughing.
It's true...
Would you acknowledge a stranger who suddenly appeared?
It's completely irrational to give up the mother who raised you for twenty years for someone you don't know!
This provides a new perspective for those female-oriented 'real and fake daughter' stories where the fake daughter refuses to leave the wealthy family!
Look, standing on the moral high ground and criticizing...
How wonderful.
Han Miao's face twitched. "You also think I'm the fake daughter?"
Shen Yuan chuckled. "You're the real one! I'm just making an analogy!"
"After all..."
Shen Yuan looked at Liu Cuihua. "This woman didn't come earlier or later, but chose to barge into your birthday banquet. This is clearly a planned action!"
"And whether she's your mother or not requires evidence!"
Shen Yuan looked at Liu Cuihua and said with a smile, "Trying to claim a daughter with empty hands, are we?"
"You say Miao Miao is your daughter..."
Shen Yuan held out his hand. "Show us the evidence!"
"Who are you?"
Liu Cuihua asked.
"Shen Group, Eldest Young Master of the Shen Family!"
Shen Yuan gave a wicked smile and delivered the classic line of a male-oriented Overbearing CEO in a real and fake daughter story!
"I acknowledge the person!"
"Not the status!"
"The one I have a marriage contract with is only Miao Miao!"
"Not her!"
Shen Yuan pointed at the Girl Liu Cuihua had brought, a domineering smile on his lips.
Chu Yang: "..."
Is now the time for you to perform a real and fake daughter scene?
Shen Yuan glanced sideways and sent a direct transmission: [What are you looking at?]
Chu Yang: [So what if I'm looking!]
Shen Yuan: [Why the hell are you laughing? Don't you have any f*cking idea about your own identity?]
Chu Yang: ???
What's my identity?
I'm a reborn Immortal Emperor!
I...
Oh right, I seem to be the real Eldest Young Master of the Shen Family!
Wait...
Holy sh*t!
If the one Liu Cuihua brought is the real one...
Then the one with the marriage contract isn't Han Miao, but that Girl...
So...
That means I'm the one with the marriage contract with that Girl?
Chu Yang shuddered.
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
Besides, I won't fall for anyone ever again in this life!
I want to cross the peaks and head all the way down...
Trample through the grass, skip over the streams...
Why the hell would I care about love!
Han Jin: "..."
Old Shen really has something wrong with his head.
Liu Cuihua: "..."
Father Han: "..."
"Cut the crap!"
Shen Yuan held out his hand. "Show us the evidence!"
Liu Cuihua was silent for a second, then pulled out a crumpled piece of paper. "Look, the Birth Certificate!"
Everyone looked puzzled. A Birth Certificate?
What's the point of that?
A Birth Certificate only proves Han Miao's birth...
"What an idiot!"
Shen Yuan said speechlessly, "I thought you'd pull out a DNA paternity test!"
But the next moment...
Father Han instantly exploded.
"You bastard!"
"I was wondering why Miao Miao's Birth Certificate went missing. It turns out you stole it!"
"I f*cking...!"
"I! You idiot!"
"I'll f*ck your mother's..."
Father Han began to howl and curse.
Beep beep beep... it was probably automatically censored.
Everyone was speechless.
Everyone was speechless.
Why did he explode like that?
Shen Yuan cleared his throat and gave a serious explanation, "Everyone, let me explain."
"There's only one Birth Certificate per person, with a unique ID number, and the quantity is fixed."
Shen Yuan smiled. "It's clear that Uncle Han had to run himself ragged back then because of that Birth Certificate!"
"After all, back then, it was all about family planning!"
Shen Yuan said with a smile.
If you lose a Birth Certificate, you're in for a world of bureaucratic pain.
Now the situation is clear.
Liu Cuihua says the nurse mixed them up!
If the nurse mixed them up, why would the Birth Certificate be in Liu Cuihua's hands?
Her story is full of contradictions!
"Get out!"
Father Han cursed, "Miao Miao is my daughter..."
"I f*cking...!"
"When we were having the baby, it was in a VIP Ward! You were always trying to sneak in back then, and I caught you several times!"
"Are my Bodyguards just for show?"
"And another thing..."
"I've been holding Miao Miao since she was born. I finally got a daughter, and I've cherished her like a treasure!"
"Miao Miao has a butterfly-shaped birthmark on her shoulder. Do you f*cking know that?"
"I saw it from the very first day when I took her from the nurse's hands!"
Father Han pointed at Liu Cuihua. "I saw you acting suspiciously back then and thought you were trying to steal money. I only let you go because I felt sorry for you!"
"And yet, you ungrateful wretch, you come here now pretending to be my daughter's mother?"
"I didn't expect you to actually steal Miao Miao's Birth Certificate!"
"Do you know what I went through during that time?"
"I was scolded to death by my wife, and I didn't even dare to fart!"
"Then I had a nurse pointing at my nose and nearly cursing my ancestors for eighteen generations!"
"Then I had the Family Planning Bureau pointing at my nose and scolding me for an hour..."
"I f*cking...!"
Father Han got worked up and started another round of verbal abuse.
"I'll f*ck your—"
"Your whole family, you dog—"