79: Chapter 79 What am I after? Your age, unwashed feet, wrinkles, and the fact that the child isn't mine?
The HR Manager was howling, frantically slapping Wang Xiulan. He grabbed her by the hair and dragged her towards the exit.
But... Wang Xiulan fully unleashed her shrewish skills, howling frantically...
She struggled wildly, roaring and screaming...
Saying things like, "You must fall in love with me."
"Ding!"
The System's voice suddenly rang out. "Whoa, I didn't notice, this person actually has a System."
Shen Yuan was stunned. "A System!?"
"This thing actually has a System?"
Shen Yuan was completely bewildered. "A female-oriented genre System?"
"Ding, no!"
"A wild System!"
There seemed to be a sense of greed in the System's voice.
Shen Yuan: "???? Why do I suddenly feel like you're drooling?"
"Ding, impossible. Systems aren't human, where would I get saliva from?"
The System retorted directly, "It's just that this System wants to eat that wild System, that's all!"
Shen Yuan: "..."
You actually want to eat someone else's System? You're a demonic cultivator too!
Wait, what did you say? You want to eat her System?
"Ding, Host, please remember, a System like me is a fully authorized, official System!"
"Our existence is permitted!"
"As for wild Systems, they're just ones that enter a world, act recklessly, drain the luck, and then run away."
"That's why they're called wild Systems!"
The System was incredibly calm. "We proper Systems are born with the mission of eliminating these wild Systems."
Shen Yuan coughed. "You have more words, so I'll believe you this once."
"Ding, the System inside this Wang Xiulan is some kind of Charm System."
"A slight move from me is already the limit of that Charm System."
"From the moment Wang Xiulan was sneaking around outside earlier, she targeted you and bound you!"
The System explained. "That's why Wang Xiulan thinks you must fall in love with her now."
Shen Yuan: "Damn it!"
A System that forcibly changes someone's mindset is truly an evil System. System, kill it!
"Ding, according to System rules, a System cannot easily leave the Host's body."
The System turned into a husky, jumping up and down in Shen Yuan's mind.
Uncontrollable drool was dripping from its mouth.
"Please, Host, grab her and touch her head!"
"Then this System can devour her System."
The husky laughed very insidiously.
Shen Yuan: convex(＞dish＜)convex!
These hands of mine are meant for touching young girls!
Like Great Emperor Ruyan, for example.
Now you want me to grope a forty-year-old, average-level Child of Destiny?
This is a blasphemy against Great Emperor Ruyan.
"President Shen, President Shen!"
Dragged by the HR Manager, Wang Xiulan continued to roar, "I am your true destined woman; you will definitely fall in love with me!"
"We are fated to be together; you will definitely dote on me fiercely!"
"Now, why don't you hurry up and tell the manager to stop?"
"And fire him?"
Wang Xiulan shouted.
HR Manager: "..."
Damn it, you old hag, was your brain kicked by a donkey?
How could President Shen possibly fancy you?
This isn't a toad lusting after swan meat; this is wanting to eat dragon meat.
"Stop!"
Shen Yuan suddenly spoke up. "Let her go."
The HR Manager was stunned, his arm dropping listlessly.
He looked at Shen Yuan in disbelief. "President Shen, you, you..."
Could it be that President Shen is about to say...
Woman, you have caught my attention?
No!
President Shen, you are still young!
Don't get brainwashed by those short dramas!
You shouldn't, and it's impossible for you to fall in love with a divorced middle-aged woman with kids.
Wang Xiulan's eyes lit up. "President Shen, you've realized it now, haven't you?"
"Shut up!"
Shen Yuan said irritably, "Just how blind would I have to be to fancy you?"
Wang Xiulan was stunned, then shook her head frantically. "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"President Shen, we are a match made in heaven!"
"We are fated!"
"I don't even mind that I'm older than you; is there anything else you're unsatisfied with?"
Wang Xiulan shouted.
Shen Yuan rolled his eyes. "But I mind that you're old and ugly."
Wang Xiulan was stunned, then said again, "President Shen, you cannot be such a shallow man; you should value my inner qualities!"
"Inner qualities?"
Shen Yuan walked towards Wang Xiulan step by step. "Your inner qualities are being divorced with three kids, and then proving you're fertile, right?"
Wang Xiulan nodded frantically. "This proves I'm healthy and haven't reached menopause yet."
Everyone: "..."
"Besides, I have three kids, saving you years of detours, President Shen. Isn't it great to become a father without the pain of childbirth?"
Wang Xiulan shouted.
"Good grief!"
Shen Yuan exhaled. "Do I also have to take the children's surname? So that I don't feel at a disadvantage, because my dad has to change his surname too?"
Wang Xiulan nodded like a chicken pecking at rice. "Since you already know, President Shen, you must be willing, right?"
"Don't worry!"
"My three children are all naturally gifted!"
"As long as you hand the company over to my three children, they will definitely be able to manage it well."
"By then, you just need to be responsible for doting on me."
Wang Xiulan laughed foolishly.
The HR Manager covered his face.
Oh no! The big President Shen from the headquarters might also have a hole in his brain.
The beautiful secretary looked completely bewildered.
President Shen, look at me!
My face is prettier than hers!
My chest is bigger than hers!
My legs are longer than hers...
If you think it's because I don't have children, we can totally have one.
Meanwhile...
Chu Yang returned with Ye Han after buying a phone.
Chu Yang covered his mouth, his shoulders shaking; one look and you knew this guy had been listening outside for a while.
He was clearly struggling to hold back his laughter.
Ye Han, on the other hand, was completely bewildered.
Only one thought remained in his mind.
The wealthy family of the richest man in Shanghai, do they play so... pervertedly?
I came to join this family; what kind of family have I joined, damn it!
"What are you laughing at!"
Shen Yuan grabbed a teacup and threw it at Chu Yang.
Chu Yang couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed crazily.
He caught the teacup. "Old Shen, you're really going to laugh me to death!"
"Shut up!"
Shen Yuan slapped the table, shattering it.
Then he pulled Chu Yang over.
He pointed at Wang Xiulan and cursed directly, "Auntie, is my brain full of water?"
"Why would I like you, a divorced woman with three kids?"
He turned around and slapped Chu Yang on the butt.
Chu Yang hurriedly covered his butt. "What are you doing!?"
Shen Yuan sneered. "Hit the wrong person!"
Chu Yang: "????"
"I meant to hit the secretary!"
Shen Yuan said, "My brain was chaotic just now..."
"I wanted to slap the secretary, but then I also wanted to hit you, so I just grabbed you and gave you a pat!"
Shen Yuan explained to himself.
The HR Manager and the secretary: "..."
President Shen, are you sure you hit the wrong person?
Why do we feel like you and this young man have some unspeakable secrets?
Shen Yuan took a deep breath and pointed at Wang Xiulan.
"Auntie, let me ask you..."
"Why would I pass up such a well-behaved and cute Yang Zi... Ptui! Wrong words."
"Why would I pass up the sexy and young beautiful secretary..."
"And want you, damn it?"
"Do I gain your old age, your unwashed feet, your facial wrinkles, or is it because the children aren't my own?"