165: Chapter 165 The front wheel doesn't turn, but the back wheel does! Wen Xun encountered a ghost? You should get a new girlfriend.

"That hits hard, bro!"

"You damn well couldn't beat him either!"

"What are you blindly yapping about here!"

"Even if I can't beat him, if I don't give him a beating, I won't feel right!"

Xiao Ce grit his teeth.

Zhang Xuan fanned the flames from the side, "It's fine, I'll go with you next time. In case you die, this humble Taoist knows a bit about performing funeral rites!"

Xiao Ce: "Get lost!"

Shen Yuan smiled and tried to mediate, "Alright, alright, stop arguing."

"The cultural relics are collected, let's head to the next place."

"Even though the experts were handled by Ji Mie, we still have to drop the nuke!"

"We can't come all this way for nothing; we have to leave the Little Japanese with a lasting impression!"

Everyone nodded in agreement, collecting the relics while complaining about how Ji Mie had stolen their thunder.

Only Chu Yang looked at the distant mountains and forests, lost in thought.

Next time, when I fight Ji Mie again, I must win!

"Alright!"

Shen Yuan waved his hand, "Let's just treat this trip as a vacation!"

After all...

The experts were killed by Ji Mie, and the providence was harvested by him!

It's rare for the Little Japanese to produce a Child of Destiny, and as a result... I hadn't even met him yet.

Before he was wiped out by Ji Mie!

Xiao Ce rubbed his temples, "Vacation!?"

"Who goes on vacation at three in the morning?"

"This time we came just to be damn extras!"

Xiao Ce sighed.

Ye Han rubbed his still-aching arm, "Alright, let's leave the rest of the Little Japanese to Ji Mie!"

"Since he's here anyway, killing, looting, and siphoning providence..."

"Let him do it!"

Ye Han gave a mischievous laugh.

Shen Yuan stroked his chin, pondering for two seconds, "That works!"

It's just...

I'm afraid that after Ji Mie wipes out the Little Japanese... he might cultivate a Golden Body of Merit.

If he really manages to cultivate one, Ji Mie will probably be dumbfounded.

"Before that, we have to go stir things up at the volcano!"

Shen Yuan stretched lazily.

"The nuke!"

"We brought the nuke all this way; we can't exactly take it back, can we?"

"Throw it into the volcano and blow everything sky-high!"

Shen Yuan smiled slightly.

Everyone nodded.

Fair enough!

When the volcano erupts... the volcanic ash will drift toward America anyway.

It won't have any impact on us.

As for Ji Mie...

A volcanic eruption won't affect him at all.

It's just a volcanic eruption; at most, it might singe his skin a bit.

"Let's go, to the volcano!"

Shen Yuan smiled slightly, "We can't come for nothing; we have to leave the Little Japanese with a lifelong trauma!"

The group set off immediately, racing through the night toward the island nation's volcano.

Along the way, Xiao Ce was still muttering under his breath.

"Damn it!"

"Next time I run into Ji Mie, even if I can't win, I have to give him a couple of punches!"

Xiao Ce was unwilling to let it go.

"Forget two punches; if you can even touch a single hair on his head, I'll consider it your win."

Lin Yu's lips curled into a smirk; he was a professional at twisting the knife.

Xiao Ce: "..."

Can you just shut up!

What, were you not the one who got beaten up last time or something?

Zhang Xuan smiled slightly, "It's okay, I'll help you next time. I'll use charms to help you!"

Xiao Ce squinted at him, "Heh, I'm afraid that once you throw your charms out, Ji Mie will just slap them onto me instead."

Shen Yuan and Chu Yang walked in front, turning a deaf ear to the bickering behind them.

The group strolled along and arrived at the volcano.

With a few swift movements, they darted up!

The volcano's crater was pitch black and massive in diameter, filled with layers of dark volcanic rock eroded by time and volcanic activity.

Occasionally, wisps of grayish-white smoke drifted from deep within the crater, lazily rising with a pungent smell of sulfur.

Several Japanese guards were patrolling with guns, jabbering about something.

Lin Yu pulled out the nuke.

It was also the first time the others had seen such a thing.

A nuke!

The Little Japanese always said they didn't have nukes here.

In reality, America had thrown two at them back then.

But the Little Japanese failed to catch them.

So, they can't blame anyone else!

This time...

Hopefully, you Little Japanese can catch this one!

Everyone looked at each other; how should they handle these guards?

Knock them out?

Shen Yuan chuckled softly, "Knock them out? No, no, no, watch me!"

With a look of disdain, he pulled out a mask and pulled it over his face.

"Lin-zi, activate the nuke!"

Shen Yuan said.

Lin Yu pressed a few buttons on the nuke, and it began to blink with a red light.

Shen Yuan hoisted the nuke onto his shoulder and darted out with a 'whoosh'.

"The front wheel doesn't turn, the back wheel turns, semida!"

Shen Yuan howled.

The others were stunned for a moment, then followed suit, shouting at the top of their lungs, "The front wheel doesn't turn, the back wheel turns, semida!"

The Japanese guards were instantly bewildered.

They turned around, looking confused.

semida?

People from the Stick Nation?

Why would people from the Stick Nation be here?

Shen Yuan kept howling, "Aishiba!"

"semida!"

As he spoke, he swung the nuke, put his strength into his arm, and gave it a powerful throw.

"Off you go!"

With a whistle, the nuke flew accurately into the crater.

Only then did the Japanese guards react, screaming in terror.

What the hell was that thing!

Shen Yuan and the others turned and bolted.

While running, they shouted...

"Annyeonghaseyo, kamsahamnida!"

"Mianhae, aishiba, oppa!"

"Mollaso, ya-shi-cui-gou!"

"The front wheel doesn't turn, the back wheel turns, semida!"

The group howled as they vanished in a flash.

Guards: "..."

Stick Nation, right?

Just you wait... if we survive this, our Dahe Nation will definitely declare war on you!

Shen Yuan and the others reached the seaside in the blink of an eye.

Damn it all.

That's for you Little Japanese dumping wastewater, for acting all high and mighty, and for making trouble in Huaxia!

Here's a fireworks show for you!

BOOM—!!!

The volcano shuddered, and the earth trembled violently along with it, as if it were about to split open.

Boom!

Volcanic ash shot into the sky, blotting out the sun!

Scalding magma erupted instantly, like a fiery dragon!

The group thought: Those guards are probably gone!

"Perfect!"

Shen Yuan made the 'Perfect' gesture like Teacher Jin Xing.

"The nuke is dropped, the relics are collected, it's time for us to withdraw!"

"Let's go back and have some celebratory drinks!"

The group laughed, jumped into the sea, and began walking across the water!

Behind them, the volcano was still erupting wildly, the magma dyeing half the sky red.

Meanwhile, far away in the forest, Ji Mie stared at the volcano in utter bewilderment.

Ji Mie: "..."

You wiped everyone out with a volcanic eruption...

What the hell am I supposed to absorb now!

...

Shen Yuan and the others returned to Mordor!

Time flew by... and in the blink of an eye, half a month had passed.

The events in the island nation made the headlines!

Perhaps because Shen Yuan and the others blew it up too quickly and the guards all died...

Their 'front wheel doesn't turn, back wheel turns' framing tactic... failed!

Online, discussions about the island nation's volcano were heated.

Some said Godzilla had landed, causing the eruption!

Others said the monster Golza had awakened from underground, but since Ultraman Tiga wasn't there, he blew up the volcano.

Most people were gloating over their misfortune.

Word was that the Little Japanese had appealed for international aid...

And then... Brazil refused to recognize the land they had bought!

America said something about the spirit of humanitarianism... while withdrawing their own troops.

Only Huaxia, letting bygones be bygones...

Felt deeply heartbroken for the victims...

And thus, donated a hundred boxes of instant noodles...

Shen Yuan was scrolling through the news, laughing happily.

Suddenly, his phone rang.

Lu Xiao (A bit of an Idiot)

"Idiot, if you don't have a damn good reason for this, I'll kill you!"

Shen Yuan's lip curled.

"Brother Shen, save me!"

"Wen Xun has encountered a ghost!"

Shen Yuan: "????"

No, really, you should just change your girlfriend!

That girlfriend of yours... attracts too much trouble!