70: Chapter 70 Lin Wanxing: Let's have a contract marriage! Shen Yuan: I'll arrange a ghost marriage for you!
"Sleep with what?" Shen Yuan asked, stunned.
"Me!" Lin Wanxing's red lips parted slightly.
Shen Yuan: (O_o)?? (✪ω✪)
Holy crap!
What the hell are you asking me to sleep with?
Are you f***ing sick?
"Lin Wanxing, have you lost your mind?" Shen Yuan stepped back three paces.
Lin Yuan and the others pricked up their ears simultaneously.
One couldn't miss out on gossip about President Shen.
After all, the Master said: To see gossip and not watch it is to live in vain!
As for eating... let that slide for now.
The Master said: When there is gossip, it is the most important thing; eating can wait.
Anyway, everything is attributed to the Master.
"I haven't lost my mind!" Lin Wanxing stared at Shen Yuan and said, "My heart was broken by Su Ye, but I won't admit defeat!"
Shen Yuan: "..."
Does this have anything to do with me?
Lin Yuan and the others: "???"
Tch!
I thought it was some big gossip about President Shen, but now it looks like... a crazy woman is just acting insane here.
"I want to be with you to make him understand that he is not the only one for me!" Lin Wanxing said solemnly.
Shen Yuan's face twitched. "So what?"
"Does that have anything to do with me?"
"Do you not care about my thoughts at all?"
"If I had a girlfriend, if I had a fiancée, would you not care about my life or death at all?"
Shen Yuan understood now...
Why Su Ye finally gave up on Lin Wanxing, after all... this is not a human being!
"Shen Yuan!" Lin Wanxing approached Shen Yuan, looking like she wanted to hug him...
Before Shen Yuan's brain could react... his body moved instinctively.
He kicked out directly.
Lin Wanxing was kicked away with a whoosh.
However, at this moment...
The elevator door opened!
A drunken Su Ye stumbled out.
"Shen Yuan, Shen Yuan!"
"Where did you go?"
"Let's drink!"
"Let's keep drinking!"
Su Ye's eyes were unfocused, and he walked unsteadily.
Shen Yuan was completely dumbfounded.
Holy crap, is there really no logic to this?
Su Ye was already passed out drunk, and I had already arranged a room for him.
At this time, Su Ye should be sleeping.
As a result, Lin Wanxing came out, and Su Ye appeared too?
Brother, big brother, can you please follow some science?
How on earth did you wake up and take the elevator down from the hotel room by yourself?
"Shen Yuan..." Su Ye chuckled and leaned over. "Drink, let's keep drinking!"
"Wuwuwu!"
"I'm in pain!"
"My heart hurts!"
Su Ye laughed and cried.
Shen Yuan was speechless. He pressed down on Su Ye's head. "Don't be in pain yet, your girlfriend is thinking about sleeping with me!"
Lin Wanxing stood to the side, frowning slightly, saying nothing.
"Wuwuwu!"
Su Ye laughed, "Brother Shen, you don't know, although Wanxing's reputation isn't very good, I know she is a good Girl..."
"But others don't understand her, and they don't understand me..."
Su Ye suddenly hiccuped. "Brother Shen, I think, what is the point of living these days?"
"Then you should just die." Shen Yuan said irritably.
"Before you die, you should also kill your Lin Wanxing with you!"
"When the time comes, I'll take charge and arrange a ghost marriage for you two!"
Shen Yuan sneered, "How about it?"
A look of confusion flashed in Su Ye's eyes for a moment.
In Lin Wanxing's eyes, there was only disgust.
Su Ye said quietly, "A ghost marriage... that could work!"
Shen Yuan: 0ДQ
Damn it, when people are drunk, can they even agree to a ghost marriage?
"You're drunk!" Shen Yuan said to Su Ye, "So..."
"I'm not drunk!" Su Ye shook his head directly. "Brother Shen, let me tell you, I..."
Bang!
Shen Yuan finally couldn't hold back and slapped Su Ye unconscious.
You can wake up after being passed out drunk...
If I physically knock you out, can you still wake up?
The hollow area at the back of the neck, below the occipital bone and at the top of the neck.
The brainstem is here, the core area that controls consciousness, breathing, and heartbeat.
Therefore, with one slap, this area receives a short, violent vibration, the brain will instantly lose power, and the person will faint directly.
I am using science now...
Can you still wake up without any logic?
Lin Wanxing: "..."
"Shen Yuan, you saw it, right?"
"Su Ye he..."
Lin Wanxing sighed softly, "Still the same thing, sleep with me!"
"Get lost!"
Shen Yuan glanced sideways, "Retard!"
Lin Wanxing frowned, "How about this, you marry me. We can have a contract marriage!"
"Three years later, we separate!"
Lin Wanxing smiled calmly.
The corners of Shen Yuan's mouth twitched. "Calling you a retard is putting it lightly... I have a fiancée!"
Speaking of which... I haven't carefully studied that fiancée of mine yet...
I need to find time to quickly break off the engagement.
I've already hugged the thigh of an Immortal Emperor.
In the future, when I marry a woman, it must be a fairy.
And the women of that time were all relatively frugal and advocated the ancient style.
I look forward to having several wives and concubines at that time.
"Shen Yuan!" Lin Wanxing frowned, "So what if you have a fiancée? It's just a business marriage anyway!"
"And I won't control you!"
"If we have a contract marriage, I just want a title to stimulate Su Ye!"
"But after we get married, I won't care what you do!"
"I just want to save face!"
Lin Wanxing smiled beautifully.
Shen Yuan's eyeballs almost fell out.
"Why do you think of such beautiful things?"
"You got all the good things, right?"
"Want to marry me?"
"I'll say it clearly, I'm a normal person, stop reading so many novels."
Shen Yuan sneered, "You don't need to save face!"
"I am very satisfied with you now!" Lin Wanxing said, "I just..."
"Where are you satisfied with me, shall I change it?" Shen Yuan said.
Lin Wanxing frowned, "I am satisfied that you are alive..."
Shen Yuan: "..."
Fine, fine, since you are satisfied that I am alive, that only proves one thing.
"Because you and I are in the same world of the living, that's why you are satisfied that I am alive, right?"
Shen Yuan licked his lips. "Then I will send you to the Underworld!"
"That way, you and I will be in different worlds!"
"Your satisfaction with me should be that you are satisfied that I am dead!"
"But, I will change this, I will not die!"
Shen Yuan laughed, already prepared to kill Lin Wanxing.
Lin Wanxing frowned, "Shen Yuan, what do you really want?"
"You are unmarried, I am unmarried..." Lin Wanxing said, "I..."
"Get lost!"
Shen Yuan sneered, "Why should I marry you?"
"I said, I have a fiancée, don't you understand?"
Shen Yuan cursed angrily, "I don't like you, get lost!"
Lin Wanxing froze, and there was a strange suspicion in her eyes.
It was a kind of self-doubt, and... a look as if she were looking at an idiot.
"You don't like me?" Lin Wanxing asked in surprise, "Why don't you like me?"
Shen Yuan: "..."
The little fairy's confidence doesn't matter.
Because, the little fairy is still a human!
And this Lin Wanxing in front of me... is definitely an imposter!
Shen Yuan let out a howl and rushed up.
He pressed Lin Wanxing to the ground.
Shen Yuan: Slap, slap, slap!
Lin Wanxing: Ah, ah, ah!
Lin Yuan and the others: "..."
Although he is hitting someone, why does this sound... a bit wrong?