43: Chapter 43 Grandma Tang, you're not lame! If you're not lame, get up and walk a few steps!
"You know him?" Chu Yang asked curiously. "What is this thing?"
"This Idiot is nothing!" Xiao Ce said calmly. "This Idiot is the master of the foreign mercenary force Dragon King Hall, the Dragon King!"
Chu Yang rolled up his sleeves. "Holy crap, the leader of a foreign mercenary force?"
"Damn it, doesn't he know that our China is the graveyard of mercenaries?"
"And he dares to come in here?"
"Old Xiao, go get him!"
"Today, I will deliver this first-class merit to you!"
Chu Yang grinned, his twenty-four big white teeth shining.
"Don't, don't!" Xiao Ce hurriedly grabbed Chu Yang. "You don't know, international forces are quite complex..."
"Some things..."
"On the surface, we can't just make a move!"
"So, this Idiot wanders in the gray areas..."
"Actually..." Xiao Ce coughed. "Black gloves, you guys should understand."
Chu Yang suddenly realized. "Understood, understood! I almost accidentally hurt one of our own comrades."
Shen Yuan: "..."
These two Idiots are getting more and more idiotic!
"Shut up, watch the show first!"
Shen Yuan said.
Chu Yang and Xiao Ce also watched with rapt attention.
"Today is your birthday, Grandmother..."
"I have prepared..."
"The Imperial Jade Great Wall!"
Lin Yu remained calm and composed, speaking loudly, "Wishing Grandmother blessings as vast as the Eastern Sea and a lifespan as long as the Southern Mountains!"
The crowd was stunned for a moment.
The Imperial Jade Great Wall?
That set that was auctioned for 550 million back then?
"Trash, you beast!" Tang Mother suddenly wailed. "Who are you trying to fool here?"
"And you call this Imperial Green?!"
"Do you even have two hundred yuan on you?"
"Did you go out and grab a beer bottle, polish it up, and pass it off as Imperial Green?"
Tang Mother pointed at Lin Yu and cursed angrily, "A good-for-nothing loser, where would you get Imperial Green from!"
The crowd suddenly came to their senses.
"This is the Imperial Jade Great Wall!"
Lin Yu tried to explain.
"Pah, you loser, does your Imperial Green come wrapped in a rag?"
"Who are you trying to fool?"
Tang Mother stomped down and swung her palm to slap him.
Lin Yu took a step back and dodged!
Tang Mother was stunned, then became even angrier.
"You actually dare to dodge?"
"You dare to make me lose face?"
"You good-for-nothing loser, you eat our food and drink our water, and you still dare to dodge?"
"To get famous, you actually used glass to fake Imperial Green?"
Tang Mother cursed loudly, "You are making our Tang Family lose face!"
Lin Yu: "..."
Who is the one losing face, really?
Tang Mengyao opened her mouth, then lowered her head.
It's you who is making our Tang Family lose face! Stepmother!
Chu Yang stared blankly.
He poked Shen Yuan. "Tell me, are you sure these are people from a wealthy family?"
"No, are they brain-damaged?"
"I come from poverty, and even I know not to air dirty laundry in public!"
Chu Yang was completely dumbfounded.
Shen Yuan nodded gently. "Blind student, congratulations on discovering the key point."
That's right, the novel world is always this crazy!
Even a rural auntie knows not to air dirty laundry in public.
But now, in the middle of a crowd, don't you have any self-awareness about who is actually making the Tang Family lose face?
Why does that whole group of people from the Tang Family seem to agree with her?
Is there really no logic at all?
Huh...
That young Girl, that's Tang Mengyao, right?
She actually looks like a normal person.
"Ding, that is the destined heroine!"
The system said calmly.
Shen Yuan gasped. "A story about a brother-in-law and his sister-in-law that must be told?"
This, this Dragon King novel...
Is the plot not quite right?
"Ding, haven't you ever read a novel where the Dragon King repays a debt of gratitude but ends up recognizing the wrong Girl?"
The system said.
Shen Yuan: "..."
I have!
But I swiped away the moment I saw it!
Damn it, to even recognize the wrong benefactor, the Dragon King isn't exactly a smart person.
It can't be that he's blind to this extent, right?
No wonder Xiao Ce said he was an Idiot! He really is a moron!
"You trash, get out!"
"Take your things, don't dirty our eyes here!"
Tang Mother roared, grabbed the Imperial Jade Great Wall, and flung it out violently.
Shen Yuan hooked his finger, and the jade immediately traced a perfect parabola, landing in front of him.
"This thing is real!"
"It was worth 500 million back then, and now at auction, it would start at 3 billion!"
Shen Yuan said leisurely.
Xiao Ce's eyes widened: ∑(O_O;) I really cannot imagine the life of rich people!
That moron piece of trash, he's actually that rich?
Damn!
Then why did he scam me out of my subsidies before?
Chu Yang was quick-eyed and nimble-handed, grabbing it and tucking it into his embrace.
"Ahem, I'm the poorest, so this is mine now!"
Chu Yang chuckled, "You two older brothers won't fight your little brother for it, right?"
"Could it be that the brotherhood between us is not even worth this mere Imperial Jade Great Wall?"
"Sigh, in the end, it's still me, your little brother..."
Chu Yang spouted off, "making my big brothers sad!"
"Shut your mouth!"
Shen Yuan and Xiao Ce said simultaneously. "If you can't learn it, don't try!"
Chu Yang: "..."
"Wait a moment, give it to me first!"
"I'll give it to you when we go out!"
"Besides, you're not broke. I offered you shares, and you didn't want them!"
Shen Yuan reached directly into Chu Yang's embrace.
"Damn, stop groping around, can't I just give it to you!"
Chu Yang fumbled to pin down Shen Yuan's hand and gave him the Imperial Jade.
"Ahem, actually, if Brother Chu Yang doesn't want the shares, I can take them!"
Xiao Ce's face was full of smiles, incredibly fawning. "Brother Chu Yang and I are one and the same, brothers from different mothers and fathers!"
"Get lost!"
Shen Yuan and Chu Yang said simultaneously.
Xiao Ce: "..."
I'll draw a circle and curse you!
You two... really don't love me anymore!
"Brother Lin!"
Yang Xu said with a smile. "What you're doing really isn't right!"
"None of your damn business!"
Lin Yu said coldly.
"You trash, you dare to curse Young Master Yang?"
Tang Mother roared, snatched the cane from Tang Old Lady, and swung it to smash him.
Tang Old Lady: That is my cane!
Tang Mother: No, it is my cane now!
"Ahem!"
Shen Yuan coughed twice. "Yang Zi, Old Xiao... watch me go out and perform for you, let's bring this grand drama to a climax!"
Chu Yang and Xiao Ce: "So high, feeling like life has already reached its climax! Feeling like life has already reached its peak."
Shen Yuan knocked his head against the Imperial Jade.
These two guys are even crazier than me now!
"Enough!"
Shen Yuan took the jade, rubbed the mark on his forehead from the knock... and strolled out.
He held a bowl and cursed angrily, "You're all shouting enough, aren't you?"
"Damn it, I came here to wish your Tang Family a happy birthday..."
"And I get hit as soon as I show up!"
"Who has no public morality, throwing things around and hitting me?"
"Is there anyone in charge?"
"If no one is in charge, I'm going to lose my temper!"
Shen Yuan pointed at his forehead, howling, and hopped out.
The crowd: This is...
Holy crap!
Young Master Shen!
The mark on his head, was that caused by the thing Tang Mother threw just now?
Lin Yu was stunned. "It's you!?"
"Lin Yu, move aside for a moment!"
Shen Yuan rolled his eyes and pointed at Tang Mother. "It's you, are you damn blind? You dare to smash this young master, are you sick?"
Tang Mother was stunned. "You are..."
"Young Master Shen!"
Tang Old Lady hurriedly stood up. "I failed to welcome you properly!"
"You aren't lame, if you aren't lame, why are you sitting on a chair?"
Shen Yuan slanted his eyes. "If you aren't lame, get up and walk a few steps!"
The crowd: "..."