124: Chapter 124 Jiang You, Actually, the teacher has never been in a relationship either.
Everyone looked at the aggressive Tier 5 Great Demon who had just been accused of "running a pyramid scheme." They wanted to laugh but didn't dare, holding it in so hard their stomachs ached.
Gou Fugui covered his mouth, pinching his thigh hard. "Pfft... pyramid scheme... Haha... What the hell, a pyramid scheme..."
Lu Xingye was also dazed. "These lines... why do they sound so familiar? Did Jiang You teach her that?"
As for the person in question, Poison Python.
He stood there, his entire body stiff. His black robe fluttered despite the lack of wind, and the green mist swirling around him was on the verge of solidifying.
A pyramid scheme?
A scammer?
Call the police?
He was a majestic Tier 5 Great Demon!
He had bided his time for decades!
Today, he had brought thousands of troops and put on such a grand show!
Yet in the eyes of this foolish fox, he was just a pyramid scheme leader who hadn't even gotten a health certificate?!
*Crack!*
The rock beneath Poison Python's feet instantly shattered.
He slowly turned his head, his originally sinister vertical pupils now completely blood-red.
Instead of looking back at the small wooden cabin, he locked his gaze onto Jiang You, who was shrinking his neck in the crowd, trying to block his face with a suitcase.
That murderous intent was ten times more terrifying than when he had faced Teacher Shen Qing just now!
"Big brother... in pajamas?"
"You sure know a lot, kid."
"And what the hell is a pyramid scheme?"
Poison Python's voice sounded as if it were squeezed out from between his teeth, carrying a spine-chilling coldness:
"This seat has lived for hundreds of years, and this is the first time someone has slandered me like this!"
"Kid!!"
Poison Python roared, pointing his finger directly at Jiang You:
"You taught her all of this absolute nonsense, didn't you!"
Clutching the suitcase, Jiang You blinked innocently at the raging Poison Python.
He slowly raised a hand and weakly defended himself:
"Um... big brother."
"If I said... this was just a routine... anti-fraud awareness class..."
"...would you believe me?"
Poison Python: "..."
"To hell with your anti-fraud awareness!"
Poison Python completely broke down!
The humiliation of having his intelligence insulted by a brainless fox made him completely lose his mind.
"Attacking the city is secondary? Attacking the heart is primary?"
"To hell with attacking the heart!"
"Smash it to pieces for me!!!"
Poison Python roared to the heavens as his Tier 5 demon energy erupted fully, transforming into a massive green phantom python that slammed violently against the small wooden cabin's defensive array!
"Refusing a carrot only to take the stick!"
"I'm going to tear down this crappy array today! I'll drag that stupid fox out and swallow you, this fraud lecturer, whole right in front of her!!"
*Rumble—!!!*
At the command of the Tier 5 Great Demon Poison Python, a terrifying offensive instantly erupted.
Behind him, the Earth Spirit controlled a sky full of flying stones, the Mist Ghost corroded the edges of the barrier, and the Peak Fourth-Order Shadow Leopard and Tree Demon bombarded the picket gate like bulldozers.
*Crack... Crack...*
Although the array set up by Principal Pang was extremely strong, under the relentless bombardment of so many high-order demonic beasts regardless of the cost, the barrier of light began to tremble violently, and even fine cracks began to appear.
Meanwhile, on the side of the captives.
Since the main force of the demonic beasts had gone to attack the array, the guard force had clearly weakened significantly.
Teacher Shen Qing, who had been in a paralyzed state all this time, had a sharp light flash across her eyes.
"Here's my chance!"
She took a deep breath, trying to force her way through the toxin block inside her body.
"Blood Rainbow... Ignite!"
Teacher Shen Qing bit the tip of her tongue, wanting to burn her essence blood.
However, that dark green toxic gas was like a maggot on a rotting bone, tightly wrapping around her Qi sea, instantly extinguishing the small spark that had just been lit.
*Pfft—*
Teacher Shen Qing spat out another mouthful of black blood, her face as pale as ash.
"Damn it... My vital energy and blood aren't enough..."
"If only there were a powerful external energy impact, I could coordinate from within and break this seal!"
Just then, her gaze fell on Jiang You, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground not far away, staring blankly while tightly clutching his silver suitcase.
To be precise, it fell on the suitcase in his arms that "contained the essence blood of a Tier 5 Titan Giant Ape."
Teacher Shen Qing's eyes lit up.
That was her saving straw!
Not even bothering to wipe the blood from the corner of her mouth, she forced herself up and moved next to Jiang You, lowering her voice in an urgent and serious tone:
"Jiang You!"
"Quick! Open the suitcase!"
"Give me a sip of that Titan Giant Ape essence blood... No, even half a sip is fine!"
"As long as I have that violent energy, I can break through Poison Python's restriction and lead everyone out!"
Jiang You had been watching the situation over at the wooden cabin with some concern, but when he heard Teacher Shen Qing's words, his hair instantly stood on end.
He suddenly hugged the suitcase tightly, shrinking back, and shook his head like a rattle:
"No!"
"Absolutely not!"
What kind of joke was this?
The essence blood had long been stolen by the Faceless Man! Now, the suitcase was full of lace underwear!
If I open this and show you...
How would I survive in Magic City Martial Arts University in the future? How could I face the folks of Class F?
This is worse than killing me!
Teacher Shen Qing was stunned.
She hadn't expected this kid to be so stingy at this critical moment of life and death.
"Jiang You!"
Teacher Shen Qing grew anxious. She grabbed Jiang You's arm and patiently urged him:
"Are you reluctant to part with it?"
"I promise you! As long as you let me have a sip, I will apply to the principal when we return to school and compensate you with an identical bottle! No, an even better one!"
"This concerns the lives of thousands of teachers and students!"
Jiang You tightly protected the suitcase latch, his eyes as firm as a meditating old monk, with only two words in his mouth:
"No!"
Teacher Shen Qing took a deep breath, feeling the wound on her chest hurt even more.
Is this kid a Pixiu? All intake and no output?
For the sake of the bigger picture, Teacher Shen Qing decided to raise the stakes:
"Jiang You! Don't be so stubborn!"
"How about this: as long as you're willing to take it out, not only will I return double the essence blood to you, but I'll also secure you a spot for direct admission to graduate school!"
"A direct Master's-to-PhD program! I'll personally advise you! You can use whatever resources you want!"
This was a condition that countless students could only dream of!
However, Jiang You remained expressionless, even stuffing the suitcase a bit deeper into his embrace:
"No!"
Teacher Shen Qing: "..."
She grit her teeth, looking at the crumbling array in the distance, knowing that time was running out.
It seemed that conventional methods wouldn't work; she had to use some unconventional temptations.
Teacher Shen Qing suddenly softened her tone, leaning closer to Jiang You, her voice carrying a hint of enticement:
"Jiang You..."
"Actually, I'm not an unreasonable teacher."
"Look, you're currently single, right?"
"I have a cousin who is a Magic City native. Her family owns mines—she's a true rich, beautiful girl!"
"Great figure, beautiful looks, and she especially worships the strong!"
"As long as you give me the essence blood, I'll arrange a blind date for you two as soon as we go back! I'll send you her contact info!"
Still without a second thought, Jiang You replied resolutely:
"No!"
Teacher Shen Qing completely broke down.
Did this kid pop out of a rock?
He doesn't want a bright future? He doesn't want beautiful women?
Looking at Jiang You's impervious face, a deep sense of frustration welled up in her heart.
Finally, Teacher Shen Qing's cheeks flushed slightly, as if she had made some monumental sacrifice.
She bit her lip, showing a vulnerable side she had never displayed as the female devil, her voice as thin as a thread:
"Jiang You..."
"Actually... actually, I have never been in a relationship either..."
"If you are willing..."
The hint in these words was already too thick to ignore!
The boys from other classes who were eavesdropping with pricked ears had their hearts shattered: Goddess! No! This is a teacher-student romance!
However.
Facing this ultimate temptation that was enough to drive any man crazy.
Jiang You's hands still tightly pressed down on the suitcase lid, his body curled into a ball, as he issued an even more resolute refusal:
"No!!!"
"Teacher Shen! Please respect yourself!"
"I am a man of principle!"
"Even if the Heavenly King himself comes, this suitcase cannot be opened!"
Teacher Shen Qing: "..."
She stared blankly at Jiang You, completely in a daze.
Just how stingy... was this kid?
Or... how principled?
Even my personal seduction as a gorgeous mentor couldn't exchange for a single sip of essence blood?
Is that tube of essence blood his life?
Meanwhile, Gou Fugui, who had witnessed this entire "extreme tug-of-war" from the side, was now looking at Jiang You as if he were looking at a god.
He pushed up his glasses, his hand trembling as he frantically recorded in his little notebook:
"Holy crap..."
"Bro, you could actually hold back even under this?"
"Faced with money, a bright future, beautiful women, and even his mature mentor offering herself..."
"He actually didn't even blink an eye, all just to guard the secret of his empty suitcase!"
"He's really... I'm crying my eyes out!"
Jiang You had no idea that he had already become a "loveless" god of war in his roommate's heart.
He only felt exhausted right now.
"Please stop forcing me..."
"I'm really doing this for your own good!"
"If this suitcase is opened, everyone's eyes will be defiled!"
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