256: Chapter 256 Jiang You: The password is six sixes.

[Right Hand (roaring furiously)]: "Brother Brain! She's going to run! My cooked duck is about to fly away!"

[Brain (pushing up non-existent black-rimmed glasses, eyes flashing with wisdom and cunning light)]: "Hmph, what are you panicking about? A bunch of bumpkins who haven't seen the world."

"At critical moments, you still have to rely on me, the commander-in-chief."

"Fortunately, a while ago, late at night while this Slacker Ruler was sleeping, I snuck a peek at the 'Invincible Automatic Flirting Manual' and 'Player's Guide' on that kid Gou Fugui's computer."

"Although the content was rather unbearable to look at, it's perfect for dealing with the current situation!"

"Let me take the stage!"

In reality.

Jiang You had just felt that damned strange force loosen up a little and was preparing to breathe a long sigh of relief.

Suddenly!

His body froze again!

The right hand that had been gripping Spade J's wrist tightly suddenly became extremely gentle, its movements as light as a feather, sliding down and then, with extreme naturalness... wrapping around Spade J's slender waist!

Immediately after, under Jiang You's near-terrified gaze, his left hand actually moved along with it!

The left hand dashingly brushed back non-existent bangs from his forehead, then proceeded to press against the edge of the dining table behind Spade J, directly executing an extremely standard and incredibly greasy wall slam.

An air-raid siren went off wildly in Jiang You's mind:

"Holy f*ck, holy f*ck, holy f*ck!!! What is my hand doing? Why is it hugging her waist?"

"Even if there really is some dirty thing trying to possess me, can it not act like a pervert in public!!!"

But that wasn't all.

Jiang You discovered with horror that his face was uncontrollably leaning in close to the other person, and those originally dull dead-fish eyes were now revealing an eerie expression of "three parts cold detachment, three parts mockery, and four parts nonchalance."

His lips curled slightly, and in a deep, bubbly voice that made even him want to bite his tongue off and die on the spot, he slowly uttered the first opening line from the 'Gou Family Flirting Manual':

"Woman, you are playing with fire!"

"What, after teasing me... you want to run?"

Jiang You's internal monologue: "Holy f*ck, seriously?! What century is this line from! Did the old monster possessing me die from obsessing over pirated, nine-for-nine-shipping boss novels in its previous life?"

However, Spade J, who was locked in place by "Jiang You," was completely stunned.

She stared blankly at Jiang You in front of her, whose style had changed drastically, eyes wicked and charming, even playing "old-fashioned cheesy pick-up lines" on her.

The other party's aggressive and possessive gaze actually caused her, a demonic sect enchantress who had killed countless people and seen all kinds of men, to have her Heart beat wildly twice in that instant, and a hint of a real blush appeared on her cheeks!

"The intelligence was correct!!!"

Spade J made a shocking deduction in her Heart:

"This kid... is a top-tier pervert addicted to role-playing! He actually acts out this kind of greasy, old-fashioned domineering boss drama so vividly? Even his gaze and aura have no flaws at all!"

"Hmph, men... so that upright, untouchable gentleman act you put on earlier was really just playing hard to get! As soon as I wanted to leave, you exposed your true nature, didn't you!"

Spade J bit her red lips and, cooperating extremely well, leaned weakly into Jiang You's embrace, drawing circles on his chest with her small hand, and teased in a cloyingly sweet voice:

"So you say you don't want to, but your hand still secretly wrapped around me. Hmph, bad man..."

"Then... Captain Jiang wants me to compensate you how?"

Jiang You's main consciousness screamed in silent despair: "Big sister, I want you to go call the police right now! At the very least, lock me up in a mental hospital! I beg you!!!"

"Woman, this trick of playing hard to get, although clumsy, is undeniable... you have successfully caught my attention."

Jiang You's retort did not come out; instead, under the precise control of [Brain], he once again spat out an ultimate cheesy boss quote that could make the entire Blue Star tremble.

Accompanied by his slightly lowered bass voice, and that right hand tightly hugging her slender waist with extreme aggression.

This scene was simply like a cheesy romance novel from ten years ago coming to life, directly manifesting in public!

At this moment, as the "original owner" of this body, Jiang You's main consciousness was shivering in the corner of his mind, wanting to cry but having no tears.

Jiang You felt his soul convulsing wildly because of this suffocating embarrassment.

He looked at his right hand, which was still ambiguously stroking the back of her hand, and let out a hysterical wail in his Heart: "Big sister! Run already! Your hand is almost pickled by me, at least resist a little!"

However, how could Jiang You know that Spade J, who was locked tightly in his arms, was also on the verge of losing it!

As a top assassin and master of seduction of the Wusheng Divine Sect, what kind of storms and waves hadn't Spade J seen in her life?

But she swore! In her life, this was absolutely the first time she had encountered such an ultimate lunatic who started off by spouting old-fashioned cheesy pick-up lines at her!

Looking at Jiang You's face, which was extremely close, even smelling of cumin-roasted pork knuckle, and the other party's "wicked and arrogant" dead-fish eyes.

Spade J's toes were curling frantically inside her expensive high heels, having already clawed out a villa with a detached garden in the soles of her shoes!

"Too greasy!"

Spade J only felt a wave of physiological chill rush straight to her crown.

She had originally thought this kid was a high-end pervert who liked to play with contrast, and was prepared to pull and push with him to probe for information.

As a result, this guy didn't follow the script at all, with these cheesy pick-up lines coming one after another, like he was reciting a textbook!

Spade J roared wildly in her Heart, even wishing she could pull out a poison-tipped dagger on the spot and slash Jiang You's wicked face twice.

But for the sake of intelligence, she could only bite the bullet, endure the churning in her stomach, and continue to pretend to be a shy girl "firmly gripped by a domineering boss."

"Wuwuwu..." "Hate you... Captain Jiang, you're hurting me~"

Spade J lowered her head, her delicate body twisting unnaturally twice, pretending to be shy as she tried to pull her hand back: "If you keep doing this, I... I'm going to get angry!"

"Let go already! I can't keep acting this out!" Spade J roared wildly in her Heart.

However, [Kidneys]'s decryption progress was stuck at 98%, and Jiang You's right hand not only didn't let go but even used its thumb to extremely lecherously rub back and forth on the back of Spade J's delicate hand, like a park grandpa fondling walnuts!

Spade J's body stiffened abruptly, goosebumps rising all over her.

And Jiang You's main consciousness, watching the bizarre scene of one person spouting cheesy pick-up lines and the other being affectionate and shy, was completely exhausted just from watching.

"Shouldn't have come... It seems this trip to the Imperial Capital was a completely wrong decision!"

Jiang You's soul lay peacefully flat in the little dark room of his mind.

He even skillfully covered himself with an invisible white sheet in his mind, hands folded over his chest, his expression as peaceful as if he were attending his own funeral service.

"Old Master, don't just do a time-limited trial, just go ahead and possess me completely!"

Jiang You not only had no fear of the "unknown possession," but instead, like a shady real estate agent desperate to dump bad assets, he started frantically promoting it in his mind:

"Really, I won't resist anymore. I've turned off the firewall for you, uninstalled the security software, the password for this body is six sixes, do the facial recognition yourself, just move right in!"

"As long as it covers room and board and I don't have to get up early, I'll accept being an unemployed drifter in this mental dark room for the rest of my life! I don't mind the dark!"

Jiang You sighed a long breath, his tone revealing a kind of ultimate salted-fish philosophy of having seen through the vanity of the world:

"Anyway, my reputation in the Imperial Capital is probably so bad that even the big yellow dog at the village entrance would buy a standing ticket to run away overnight after seeing me. This account is in a state of ultimate social death; if you take over, maybe you can still shine and generate some heat... Take it, take it, even if you lose all my driver's license points overnight, it doesn't matter. Let it all be destroyed, I'm tired."

Just as Jiang You happily decided to fully transfer the "final right of interpretation" of his body to the "possessing Old Master," and completely sank into the ocean of giving up...

On the other side. In the center of the second-floor banquet hall of Zhaixing Tower, the atmosphere had been built up to an extremely tragic climax!