243: Chapter 243 The Former Principal: A Person of Both Moral Character and Professional Excellence

Lu Xingye grabbed the edge of the curtain, just about to pull it open with force.

However.

The curtain didn't budge an inch.

Because the person inside was using strength comparable to a newborn suckling, pulling back with all their might!

"Hmm?"

Lu Xingye frowned and increased the strength in his hands a little.

Inside the curtain, Xie Fuyao was covered in sweat, his face flushed red.

His dignified Peak Fourth-Order cultivation was currently being entirely used to play tug-of-war with Lu Xingye across a piece of fabric!

To preserve his last shred of dignity, Xie Fuyao completely abandoned his arrogant stance.

He didn't even care about using spiritual energy sound transmission; directly through the curtain, he frantically outputted in an extremely humble, almost pleading voice to Lu Xingye outside:

"Lu Xingye! Lu Xingye!"

"I beg you! Don't pull! Whatever you do, don't pull!"

"Let me off this one time, just pretend you didn't see me, okay? I'll give all of Class A's next month's cultivation resources to your Class F! I'll walk the other way whenever I see you from now on! I'll even call you brother if you want!!!"

Xie Fuyao's voice was filled with extreme breakdown and despair. However.

Facing these extremely tempting conditions and the humble pleading of a dignified Chief.

Lu Xingye not only didn't soften his heart, but instead seemed to have been greatly insulted!

"Absurd!!!"

Lu Xingye's eyes were bloodshot, his sense of justice exploding to the extreme at this moment, and he roared through the curtain:

"You rat hiding your head and showing your tail! Even now, you still attempt to bribe this seat's resolve to sever karma with worldly interests!"

"In the face of truth and justice, all dirty deals will have nowhere to hide!"

"Show! Your! True! Form! To! This! Seat!"

Boom!

Lu Xingye used all his strength, grabbing the curtain tightly with both hands, and yanked it backward violently!

"No!!!"

Accompanied by Xie Fuyao's extremely shrill scream, as if a young maiden had her clothes torn off by a bully on the street.

"Swish!!!"

The heavy velvet curtain was completely pulled open by Lu Xingye with an extremely resolute posture!

At that moment.

A breeze happened to blow in through the crack in the balcony door that hadn't been closed tightly.

The cold moonlight, like a spotlight on a stage, fell extremely precisely into the space that had been pulled open.

Under that bright moonlight.

Xie Fuyao.

This senior Chief of Magic City Martial Arts University, the cold male god in the hearts of countless young girls, was just like that, leaning against the cold floor-to-ceiling glass window.

His hands still held the desperate pose of clutching the edge of the curtain, attempting to hold onto something.

His hair was blown somewhat messy by the night wind, and he was still clutching that crumpled "Battle Defeat Review Plan" in his hand.

On that impeccably handsome face, the usual aloofness and strategic composure were gone.

There was only a deep, extreme melancholy and a despair of having nothing left to live for.

He was like a white swan stripped of its feathers by a hunter, forced to be exhibited under a spotlight, lonely and desolate in the moonlight, while extremely abstractly displaying his shattered self-esteem.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Silence.

Room 2808 welcomed what was probably the umpteenth deathly silence of the night.

The four peerless beauties at the bathroom door collectively turned to stone, even forgetting to breathe.

"Old Lu."

However, Jiang You's voice sounded surprisingly calm at this moment, that calmness revealing a detachment of having seen through the mortal world:

"I know you're in a hurry, but don't panic yet."

He pointed to Gou Fugui and Xiang Batian in the wardrobe, then pointed to the four women in the bathroom, and finally pointed to the handsome Xie Fuyao in front of the window, asking extremely sincerely:

"Right now, can there be one normal person..."

"Even if it's just a normal person with an IQ above average, to stand up and tell these two uncles from Law Enforcement Officers..."

"That I, tonight, really just wanted to eat some roast chicken and sleep, and didn't do any of these abstract things you guys did!"

The two Law Enforcement Officers standing at the door looked at the scenes before them.

The wardrobe hiding people, the toilet hiding people, the curtain hiding people, the chuunibyou teenager who climbed out for no reason, and these four women who were beautiful but had eyes fiercer than the last...

"Snap."

The older Law Enforcement Officer closed his notebook.

He gave Jiang You a deep look, with the eyes of someone watching "large-scale performance art."

"Student."

"Which school are you from?"

Jiang You answered blankly: "Magic City Martial Arts University."

"..."

The two Law Enforcement Officers sighed in unison.

The older Law Enforcement Officer looked down at the notebook in his hand, which was filled with dense notes.

The older Law Enforcement Officer's mouth twitched crazily, and the corners of his eyes were jumping.

He felt that if he slapped this transcript onto the police station chief's desk tomorrow morning, the superior leader would definitely give him two extremely cruel slaps back after reading it!

What the hell is this written here?

This is the same as writing nonsense while hallucinating after eating undercooked poisonous mushrooms in the mountains!

Who the hell would believe this if it's turned in?

"Damn it!"

The older Law Enforcement Officer got angrier the more he thought about it, and he laughed in frustration.

He gritted his teeth, grabbed the pages of the notebook with both hands, and prepared to tear out today's records on the spot.

"You guys dare to do it, but I don't even dare to write it down and take it back! It's too damn abstract!"

However, just as he was preparing to destroy the evidence, the younger Law Enforcement Officer was quick-witted and fast-handed, pressing down firmly on his hand and hurriedly dissuaded him:

"Captain! What are you doing? This violates our disciplinary regulations! You can't tear it!"

"Let go of me!" The older Law Enforcement Officer lowered his voice and roared with grief and indignation: "I feel like if I turn this in, it will become the biggest stain on my twenty-year law enforcement career! My colleagues in the archives will think I was drinking while on duty!"

"Captain, calm down!" The younger Law Enforcement Officer advised earnestly:

"Think about it from another angle! These students have such high talent, but their psychological problems are clearly terminally ill! We are reporting today's events truthfully to give these people a lesson; this is to save them!"

"More importantly, we must send this record to the senior management of Magic City Martial Arts University so their leaders can pay attention to the students' mental health problems!"

The older Law Enforcement Officer paused his movements upon hearing this, seemingly persuaded.

The younger Law Enforcement Officer continued to strike while the iron was hot, his eyes flashing with admiration for his senior:

"Just think, as the top martial arts academy on Blue Star, Magic City Martial Arts University's principal must be an old martial artist who is respected and possesses both moral integrity and artistic talent!"

"If this respectable old senior knew that his precious students were playing so pervertedly and abstractly in a hotel in the Imperial Capital, how heartbroken he would be!"

"We are helping that old senior discipline his students; this is accumulating virtue and doing good deeds!"

"You're right..."

The older Law Enforcement Officer sighed, closed the notebook again, and a look of deep respect appeared on his face:

"A towering figure like the principal of Magic City Martial Arts University has been upright and incorruptible his whole life. If he knew that the students under his command were holding such perverted parties in a hotel in the middle of the night, he'd probably be so angry he'd vomit blood on the spot, right?"

"Fine, for the sake of that highly respected old principal, I'll be the bad guy! Tomorrow morning, I will send this report directly to the desk of the Magic City Martial Arts University principal's office!"

The two Law Enforcement Officers finished their discussion, and their sense of justice occupied the high ground once again.

However.

Just as the two of them, filled with high respect for that "noble and exemplary old principal," were about to turn around to issue the final punishment notice to Jiang You.

"Haha... ha... hahaha..."

A wheezing, aged laughter that pretended to be hearty but was so awkward it could make someone dig out a three-bedroom apartment with their toes, suddenly came muffled from underneath Jiang You's big bed.