396: Chapter 396 Bah! They have no sense of public morality at all!
Heart Six pointed at the young girl leaping through the air downstairs and explained triumphantly:
"The Cult Leader said that Jiang You is just a naive male college student who hasn't seen much of the world."
"Just ask yourself, what hot-blooded young man could refuse a sweet-looking, uniformed, delicate girl throwing herself into his arms like a swallow returning to the woods?"
"The hormonal rush from such an act of heroism will instantly shatter his psychological defenses!"
Heart Six patted his chest, guaranteeing:
"Plus, to ensure nothing goes wrong, before that girl left, I already made her memorize the meeting chapter from this book, 'The Overbearing School Hunk', word for word!"
"As long as he catches her and she follows up with the lines, won't this naive young man be completely under our control?"
"Don't worry, everything is under my control!"
Hearing Heart Six's confident analysis, Plum Blossom Three felt it was a bit absurd, but upon closer thought, it seemed the Cult Leader really had analyzed it that way.
The two raised their binoculars again, held their breath, and stared intently at the situation on the sidewalk.
Just then, through the lenses, they clearly saw the girl ditch her bike and leap, the moment where she was less than half a meter away from Jiang You.
"It's happening! The moment of contact is coming!"
Heart Six clenched his fists excitedly, "Old Three, just watch. This kid's heart rate must be skyrocketing now, and he's getting ready to reach out and catch her! Our plan is already half successful..."
However, before Heart Six could finish his sentence, his voice got stuck in his throat as if someone had grabbed his neck.
In the binoculars' view, facing the stunningly beautiful girl throwing herself at him, that "naive male college student" Jiang You, whom they had pinned their high hopes on, not only failed to extend strong arms to save the damsel in distress, but instead, a second before she was about to fall into his arms, he used an extremely agile movement technique to ruthlessly sidestep a large step!
"Bang, thud!" Accompanied by a teeth-grinding dull sound, the girl, having lost her target, traced a tragic parabola in the air, landed face-first, and slammed solidly onto the hard asphalt road!
Behind the second-floor window of the café, Plum Blossom Three and Heart Six held their binoculars, their mouths open wide enough to fit a large ostrich egg, their eyeballs almost pressed against the lenses.
At that moment, the air was deathly silent.
Plum Blossom Three slowly turned his stiff neck to look at Heart Six, who was still maintaining his "mastermind" posture.
"Brother Six..." Plum Blossom Three's molars ground together, and the sound squeezed out from between his teeth:
"Is this what you meant by... everything is under control?"
"Is this the ultimate finishing move of a male college student?!"
Heart Six swallowed hard, and the copy of "The Overbearing School Hunk" in his hand dropped to the floor with a "clatter."
Watching the girl lying on the ground below, life or death unknown, his forehead was instantly covered in bean-sized cold sweat, and his worldview suffered a devastating blow at that moment.
"No... this shouldn't be..." Heart Six clutched his chest, his face full of existential doubt:
"Is this kid blind? Such a huge beauty throws herself at him, and he actually dodged?!"
"Bah, talk about lacking public morality!"
"The social atmosphere is being ruined by people like him!"
Heart Six, heartbroken, slammed the book "The Overbearing School Hunk's Solely Pampered Cute Little Wife" onto the floor, stomping his feet in anger.
The "Naive College Student Finishing Move" he had stayed up all night to summarize hadn't even lasted a single round against this dead-fish-eyed guy!
Just when Heart Six felt his career as a villainous strategist had met its Waterloo and was preparing to declare the plan a bankruptcy, Plum Blossom Three, who had been holding the binoculars, suddenly gasped and shouted urgently:
"Brother Six! Brother Six, don't panic! That kid is moving again!"
"Hm?" Heart Six was startled, quickly picked up the binoculars from the floor, and pressed them to his eyes again to stare fixedly at the sidewalk.
In the binoculars' field of view, Jiang You, who had originally dodged a meter away, looked at the stunningly beautiful girl lying motionless on the asphalt, but his first reaction was not to go up and help her up at all.
Jiang You was seen like a thieving groundhog, shrinking his neck, his eyes scanning around frantically like radar.
He first stepped back twice, poking his head around to peek behind the thick sycamore tree nearby. No one found.
Then, he quickly walked to the nearby green belt, even extending his foot to kick the bushes hard, afraid that a few big men with cameras were crouching inside, ready to rush out. Still no one.
Finally, Jiang You even tilted his head up, scrutinizing the few surveillance cameras on the roadside, confirming there was no "ambush" hidden in any blind spots nearby.
On the second floor of the café, watching this series of smooth, yet deeply sleazy and confusing maneuvers by Jiang You, Heart Six and Plum Blossom Three exchanged a glance, feeling their scalps go numb, and a deep chill shooting straight from the soles of their feet to their crowns!
"Hiss—!" Heart Six gasped, his fingers gripping the binoculars turning white, his voice trembling:
"What terrifying tactical literacy! What meticulous anti-reconnaissance awareness!"
"Old Three, did you see that? Faced with an unexpected situation, he wasn't blinded by beauty at all! His immediate reaction was to scout the surrounding environment, searching for any lurking assassins!"
Plum Blossom Three was also so scared that he kept swallowing hard: "Too terrifying! He truly is the Great Demon King who can treat all the geniuses of Great Xia like dogs!"
"Brother Six, we've encountered a formidable opponent!"
The two high-ranking cultists were upstairs, frantically overthinking, trembling with fear. Meanwhile, downstairs, Jiang You, after confirming that there really were no burly men jumping out to demand emotional damages, finally let out a long sigh of relief.
"Whew... scared the hell out of me." Jiang You patted his chest, muttering with lingering fear: "No accomplices nearby, no hidden cameras. Looks like it really isn't a honey trap, nor is it a staged accident."
"I don't even have fifty bucks in my pocket, and they want to scam me? Not a chance!"
After confirming the alarm was cleared, Jiang You turned his gaze back to the motionless girl on the ground. Now the atmosphere was a bit awkward.
The young girl had come over to ask for help, and he had subconsciously dodged, resulting in the girl braking with her face and getting a mouthful of asphalt dust.
If this got out, his lifelong reputation as the captain of the Magic City Martial Arts University team would probably be completely ruined by the four words "failing to help those in danger."
Jiang You once again looked around guiltily, confirming that indeed no other passersby were on the road. He quickly ran up in a few strides, bent down, scooped his hands under, and directly picked up the girl lying on the ground in a princess carry.
"Good grief, this fall was really solid; it actually knocked the poor girl unconscious!"
Looking at the dust on the girl's forehead, the corner of Jiang You's eye twitched twice. He quickly brushed the dust off the girl's head, then shook the girl in his arms, and shouted at the top of his lungs:
"Classmate! Classmate! Wake up!"
"Your counselor sent a message saying you failed! You have to retake the course!"
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