156: Chapter 156: I gave you special training, not the chance to flirt with your senior.

Senior Ji Youyou slowly retracted her foot and gently brushed off non-existent dust.

She took a deep breath, forcibly suppressing the urge to poison all these over-imaginative fools.

Then, she slowly turned around.

Her eyes, glowing red with extreme fury, locked back onto the culprit who was preparing to sneak away in the chaos.

"Jiang You..."

Senior Ji Youyou's voice carried a smile, but that smile was scarier than crying:

"Your housekeeper has flown away."

"Now..."

"No one can save you."

"You enjoyed watching just now, didn't you?"

"Come, let's have a private... heart-to-heart talk about this purple issue!"

Watching Senior Ji Youyou approach step by step, Jiang You closed his eyes in despair.

"What a disaster!!"

"Whoever wants this shitty Supernatural Ability can have it!!"

"I never want to use X-ray vision again!!"

Facing Senior Ji Youyou, who was closing in and exuding purple-black poisonous gas, Jiang You felt completely broken inside.

He kept his eyes tightly shut, held his head with both hands, and tried to escape reality like an ostrich.

However, beneath his seemingly cowardly exterior, a tense and rowdy "executive meeting" was taking place within his body.

[Internal Chat Group]

[Kidneys (waving flags and cheering frantically)]:

"Hey, hey, hey! The guy above! Brother Eyes! Come out quickly!"

"Stop playing dead! You were using that X-ray vision pretty smoothly just now, weren't you? That purple... tsk tsk, nice taste!"

"Come out and say hello to the brothers! Our looting squad has added another fierce warrior!"

[Right Hand (a bit excited, even trembling slightly)]:

"Is it Eyes? Has that guy finally woken up?"

"If it's him... he is one of the 'Big Three' in our body!"

"Hey! Brother Eyes! Make a sound!"

However, no matter how much Kidneys and Right Hand spammed the chat group, there was never any response.

[Brain (data stream extremely calm)]:

"Stop shouting."

"Eyes probably haven't fully awakened yet... they are currently still in a deep sleep state."

[Legs (shaking frantically, expressing dissatisfaction)]:

"Tch! Still sleeping?"

"Boring! So boring!"

"I thought Brother Eyes had woken up and could take us to race in a higher-dimensional world!"

"Whatever, let's disperse. Since he hasn't woken up, I'll continue shaking my Legs."

... In reality.

Senior Ji Youyou had already walked up to Jiang You.

She looked at her junior, who was keeping his eyes tightly shut and looking like he was "ready to be slaughtered," and the shame and anger in her heart didn't subside; instead, it burned even brighter.

"Closing your eyes?"

"Do you think closing your eyes means it never happened?"

Senior Ji Youyou sneered, and her jade-white palms were instantly covered with a faint layer of purple mist.

"Since your eyes like to look around so much, Senior will help you correct your vision!"

Swish!

Senior Ji Youyou moved.

As a poison master known for being eerie, her movement techniques and attack speed were among the best in her rank.

This palm strike looked light and airy, as if she were going to pat Jiang You on the shoulder, but in reality, her fingertips held three poison needles as thin as cow hair, aiming straight for the acupoints on Jiang You's body that would paralyze him!

Of course, she wouldn't actually kill Jiang You, but paralyzing him for three days and three nights was a necessary punishment!!

"Hiss—so fast!" Lu Xingye and the others around them narrowed their eyes.

"The big sister is serious! Jiang You is going to have a rough time!"

However, at the very moment that hand, carrying fragrance and poisonous gas, was about to touch Jiang You.

Jiang You, who had been keeping his eyes closed and trembling, suddenly opened his eyes wide!

"Hum—" Deep within those pitch-black pupils, a faint blue light emerged once again.

In an instant, within Jiang You's vision, Senior Ji Youyou, who had been as fast as lightning, suddenly seemed as if she had been slowed down to 0.5x speed.

Slow. Too slow. It was even slow enough to look like an old lady practicing Tai Chi.

Moreover, Jiang You was shocked to discover that in this blue vision, countless red lines appeared on Senior Ji Youyou's body.

Those were... the trajectories of spiritual energy! And the direction of blood flow!

"I want you to shut up, so I will attack your left shoulder and then take the opportunity to seal your mute acupoint..."

A stream of information, seemingly a prediction, was directly and crudely poured into Jiang You's mind.

"What the?"

"Is this the legendary prediction?"

Although Jiang You was still shocked, his body had already made the most instinctive reaction.

Since I know where you're going to hit, can't I just dodge it?

Thus, under the gaze of everyone present.

Jiang You, who had been sitting on the sofa, suddenly tilted his upper body to the left without any warning.

This movement was extremely ugly, just like a sudden flare-up of a herniated disc.

But it was just such an ugly dodge.

"Whoosh!" Senior Ji Youyou's sure-hit palm strike actually brushed past Jiang You's ear... and missed!

The three poison needles even cut off one of Jiang You's hairs, but they didn't touch his skin at all!

"Hmm?" Senior Ji Youyou's beautiful eyes widened, and a look of astonishment appeared on her face.

"Luck? Coincidence?"

"I don't believe it!"

Senior Ji Youyou's competitive spirit was ignited. She flipped her wrist, instantly changing the move that had missed from a palm strike into a claw, and reached back to grab Jiang You's wrist.

"Again!"

In Jiang You's eyes, Senior Ji Youyou's movement trajectory was once again slowed down infinitely. The fair hand, flashing with a faint purple poisonous light, had red lines of spiritual energy flow clearly pointing to the paralyzed tendon on his wrist.

"Again?" Jiang You instinctively pulled his right hand into his chest, and took the opportunity to pick up a bag of potato chips from the table to block his chest.

"Snap!" Senior Ji Youyou's claw grabbed firmly onto that bag of potato chips.

"Pfft—" The potato chip bag burst open, and crumbs flew everywhere.

Senior Ji Youyou: "..."

All the spectators: "..."

Two consecutive moves had missed, and they were dodged in such a ridiculous way.

Senior Ji Youyou was losing face.

"Jiang You!!"

She shouted delicately, and the phantom of the poisonous scorpion behind her suddenly expanded. Her entire body turned into a black whirlwind, launching a storm-like offensive around Jiang You!

"Let's see how many times you can dodge!!"

"Pop pop pop pop pop!"

The hall was instantly filled with the cracking sounds of palm winds and poisonous gas.

However, a scene that made everyone's jaws drop to the floor occurred.

In the center of that storm-like attack, Jiang You was like a leaf drifting in a rainstorm.

Sometimes he would hold his head and crouch down, sometimes he would stick his butt out, and sometimes he would even roll on the sofa.

Every movement was extremely pathetic, with no air of an expert at all.

But! No matter how Senior Ji Youyou attacked, grabbed, or tried to strike his acupoints, every single time! Every single time, it was a hair's breadth away!

That feeling was as if Jiang You had received the script in advance and knew exactly what move Senior Ji Youyou was going to make in the next second!

Three minutes later.

"Hoo... hoo..."

Senior Ji Youyou stopped her movements, her chest heaving violently, and a fine layer of sweat seeped out on her forehead.

She looked at Jiang You, who was still sprawled on the sofa in front of her, hair a bit messy, but completely unharmed.

The anger in her eyes gradually turned into a deep... shock.

This was definitely not a coincidence. If it were luck, dodging once or twice would be fine. But to dodge dozens of her moves, even the variations she hadn't fully thought through herself, and to avoid them so precisely, this could definitely not be explained by luck!

Senior Ji Youyou stared intently at Jiang You's eyes, which looked no different from a normal person's at the moment, and a stormy sea churned in her heart.

This guy... how did he do it? Could his Supernatural Ability be more than just X-ray vision? Could it also have the ability to predict the future?