255: Chapter 255 A Thief Never Leaves Empty-Handed

Jiang You furrowed his brows, his tone extremely blunt and impatient: "You're blocking the light, and you're sitting too close. I can't swing my elbow out to put any effort into cracking this lobster leg."

"Could you please move over? Thanks."

Spade J: "???"

Her disguised, ordinary face instantly froze.

Big sister? Blocking the light? Can't crack a lobster leg?

Having navigated the romantic and assassination worlds for decades, Spade J felt a devastating doubt about her career as a "Tier 5 Charm Master" for the first time.

A top-tier beauty like me delivers herself to your doorstep, and all you see is that lobster that looks like a giant bug?

"You're so annoying. I just felt like you were working too hard alone, so I wanted to help you peel the shrimp."

Spade J suppressed the anger in her heart, adopting the posture of a top-tier "Green Tea," her slender fingers probing into Jiang You's black-gold cuff, her voice sickeningly sweet: "Let me handle this rough work for you. You just need to be responsible for..."

"No need." Jiang You interrupted her expressionlessly, like a heartless Sigma male, coldly pulling his arm back: "I don't like others touching my lobster. Besides, your perfume is too strong; it'll taint the flavor of the shrimp meat."

"Hurry up and move."

Spade J was completely numb.

This script isn't right!

Shouldn't this kid have been hooked by me within a few moves?

Just as Spade J thought Jiang You was an incorruptible "gentleman," and even began to suspect that the box Plum Blossom Three gave her was meant to mess with her, causing her to subconsciously relax her vigilance slightly...

Inside Jiang You's body, the [Organ Chat Group] instantly refreshed its message feed!

[Kidneys (pupils constricting sharply, the whole person almost pressed against the retina)]: "Holy crap! Boss! Look! Good stuff!!!"

"On this woman's right ring finger, it looks empty, but she's actually wearing an extremely concealed spatial ring! That's top-tier gear capable of blocking Tier 5 aura detection!"

"We're rich! Just this ring alone is rare, not to mention what's inside it!"

[Brain (coldly ordering)]: "Target confirmed. The opponent is a Tier 5 powerhouse and hostile, no need to be polite."

"Right Hand, act!"

"Be fast, and the posture... hmm, it needs to fit the Slacker Ruler's perverted persona. That way we can lower the opponent's guard and succeed!"

[Right Hand (letting out a sinister cackle)]: "Got it! Let's give this big sister a little shock!"

In reality, Jiang You was just about to pick up his happy water to rinse his mouth.

Suddenly!

He realized in horror that his right hand had "run away from home" again!

The right hand that had just been holding chopsticks, acting all honest and obedient, suddenly seemed to teleport, grabbing Spade J's delicate hand—which was reaching for the lobster—with extreme lewdness and force!

Not only that.

Under the pull of that irresistible, strange force, Jiang You's right hand pulled her into his embrace.

In the instant that Spade J, a Tier 5 powerhouse, hadn't reacted and her mind went blank, she was actually pulled directly into Jiang You's arms like a fragile kitten!

Jiang You's right hand fingers locked tight; it looked like he was molesting the back of her hand, but in reality, [Kidneys] had already begun crazily analyzing the frequency of her spatial ring through his fingertips, preparing to forcibly "restock"!

Spade J was stunned.

Completely stunned.

She looked at Jiang You, who had treated her like air just a moment ago.

Right now, this kid was continuing to chew the lobster meat in his mouth as if no one else was around, while using that greasy hand to press her hand tightly against his chest, even rubbing it faintly.

That contrast of "I say I don't want it, but my body is extremely honest and my actions are extremely rough" completely shattered this demonic cult enchantress's worldview!

"The intel was correct!!!"

Spade J screamed angrily in her heart:

"And this kid isn't just a regular pervert! He's the type who is a gentleman on the surface but psychologically twisted, an unparalleled lecher who likes playing the domineering, forced-scenario game!!!"

"Since the opponent has revealed his true nature, she can take advantage of the opportunity!"

Thinking of this, Spade J's original desire to kill instantly retracted, turning into extreme wariness and excitement.

Since you like this style... then I'll play along with you to the end!

Spade J suppressed the revulsion in her heart, feigning shyness as she leaned into Jiang You's embrace, her long hair brushing against his cheek, and breathed out like an orchid:

"So Captain Jiang likes it so direct... chasing me away with your mouth, but holding my hand so tight."

"Hmph, bad man..."

At this moment, Jiang You, who was struggling to regain control of his right hand and sweating profusely: "???"

"Big sister, listen to my explanation... I'm really not that kind of person!"

Jiang You felt like dying right now.

Help!

What is going on with this broken body?

Could the "possession" theory from last night be true?

Or is it that I'm not just sleepwalking, but have evolved into severe split personality disorder, and there's even an old pervert living inside me?

"Annoying, still calling me big sister, you really don't understand romance."

Spade J let out a coy whine that went straight to the bones, her soul-snatching eyes slightly swirling. Not only was she not scared off, she seemed to have found a novel toy, leaning further into Jiang You's embrace, her red lips pressed against his ear, breathing like an orchid:

"At a time like this, I want to hear you call me... Baby."

Boom!

Jiang You was struck by lightning, goosebumps instantly rising all over his body, and a chill even ran up his tailbone.

"Big sister! I really didn't mean it like that!"

Jiang You panicked. He felt the fingers of his right hand moving even more aggressively, rubbing back and forth on her delicate little hand. That lewd energy made him want to commit seppuku on the spot.

"Big sister, please move away from me a bit!"

"I feel like I've awakened a second personality, and it seems to be controlling my right hand now. I... I can't move at all!"

Jiang You growled in a tone bordering on begging, cold sweat running down his temples.

This really wasn't acting; this was his heartfelt warning!

If she didn't leave now, who knows what earth-shattering lewd things this damn right hand might do!

Spade J rolled her eyes at this kid in annoyance.

"Pretend! Keep pretending!"

These days, she's seen people pretend to be affectionate, pretend to be cool, but she's never seen anyone pretend to have "split personality" to cover up their lecherous nature.

Does he really take me for a rookie girl who just started out?

However, feeling that his hand was indeed gripping tighter and tighter, with enough force that even she, a Tier 5 powerhouse, felt a vague pain, a strange ripple stirred in Spade J's heart.

"Hmph, men, always acting coy after getting the advantage."

Spade J snorted coldly in her heart, but decided to retreat a step for now.

As a top-tier "hunter," she knew the subtlety of playing hard to get.

Since this kid was displaying this kind of "domineering yet conflicted" perverted aesthetic, being too active would only make him lose interest.

This kind of top-tier catch had to be reeled in slowly.

"Since little brother is so shy, I won't disturb your... personality suppression."

Spade J cast another devastatingly charming glance, her slender hand suddenly exerting force, attempting to break free from Jiang You's control, wanting to turn and leave elegantly, leaving behind a suspenseful silhouette.

However.

Just the moment she was about to withdraw, inside Jiang You's inner world, the [Organ Chat Group] once again erupted into a higher-level riot!

[Kidneys (anxious, face flushing red, jumping up and down frantically)]: "Can't let her go! Absolutely not! I've almost finished analyzing her spatial ring!"

"Thieves don't leave empty-handed! Must swipe something!"