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234: Chapter 234 Brother Jiang! No!

By the extremely faint light, Lu Xingye slowly raised his head.

In that extremely narrow, cramped space under the bed.

An old man wearing a vintage long robe, his face written with "utter despair," as if he had already attained nirvana, was staring at him with a gaze that seemed ready to eat someone.

And on this old man's face, there was also a shoe print; judging by the size, it should be his own shoe...

"Gulp."

Lu Xingye swallowed.

In Principal Pang Ban's deep-set eye sockets, the endless rage of a Tier 5 Grandmaster was burning.

He didn't speak, but that old leg wearing a cloth shoe was, in the darkness, extremely ruthlessly kicking Lu Xingye out bit by bit.

"Get out! Don't come near me!" Principal Pang Ban's eyes conveyed this message.

"Principal! Someone is knocking on the door outside! Help!" Lu Xingye clung desperately to the bed leg, fighting a silent battle with teary eyes.

"You damn well know to be scared now? Why weren't you scared when you were acting crazy outside just now?" Principal Pang Ban increased the pressure of his foot.

However, a strong desire to survive allowed Lu Xingye to burst out with astonishing potential.

He braced against Principal Pang Ban's old cloth shoe, forcibly squeezing his own long body, like toothpaste, into the most cornered gap under the bed with extreme pain, and he and Principal Pang Ban stared at each other with wide eyes.

Thus, the "blind box" of Room 2808 had been completely dismantled by Lu Xingye single-handedly!

And just at this moment.

The knocking on the door outside suddenly stopped.

The entire corridor fell into an extremely eerie silence.

Just when all the lurkers in the room were guessing who the person entering next would be.

"The vast horizon is my love..."

A burst of extremely loud and extremely down-to-earth mobile phone ringtone suddenly exploded in the quiet room without any warning!

This sound did not come from any of the lurkers, but from... under the pillow of that luxurious big bed!

"Whoosh!"

Jiang You, who had originally been sleeping like a dead pig, so soundly that even Lu Xingye's crazy antics and getting beaten up hadn't woken him, suddenly opened those dead fish eyes the moment he heard the ringtone!

Not only did he wake up, but his entire mental state was extremely hyper!

He performed a carp leap, catapulting off the bed in a posture that defied gravity, grabbed the phone from under the pillow, his face beaming with an extremely happy and proud smile:

"Hahahaha! I knew I would definitely wake up hungry in the middle of the night!"

"Good thing I'm witty and ordered takeout in advance!"

"I really am a genius who can predict the future!"

Jiang You, excited, wearing his spongebob pajamas, didn't even put on slippers, ran barefoot towards the door, shouting at the top of his lungs while running:

"Coming, coming! Delivery guy, don't leave! My deluxe supreme roast chicken set meal is here!!!"

Principal Pang Ban and Lu Xingye under the bed: "..."

Xie Fuyao behind the curtains: "..."

Gou Fugui and Xiang Batian in the wardrobe: "..."

The four girls in the bathroom: "..."

Accompanied by Jiang You's cheer filled with hunger and joy, the door of Room 2808, already battered, was pulled open by him.

Jiang You hummed an extremely unpleasant, off-key tune, carrying a huge takeout bag that was still steaming and emitting an enticing aroma of cumin in both hands, and walked back with satisfaction.

"Bang."

He hooked the door shut with his heel very casually and casually turned on all the lights in the living room.

Instantly, the entire executive suite was as bright as day.

All the lurkers in the room felt their heartbeats almost jumping out of their throats at this moment.

Because the light became brighter, it meant their risk of exposure increased exponentially!

Under the bed, Principal Pang Ban and Lu Xingye held their breath, staring fixedly at Jiang You's slipper-clad feet.

In the wardrobe, Gou Fugui and Xiang Batian peeked through the gaps, not daring to even blink.

Behind the curtains, Xie Fuyao pressed tightly against the wall, trying hard to blend her heartbeat with the sound of the wind outside.

In the bathroom, the four women frantically warned each other with their eyes: whoever dared to make a sound would die!

And as the protagonist of this "blind box game," Jiang You was completely unaware of the extremely eerie atmosphere in the room.

In his eyes right now, there was only that fragrant roast chicken.

Jiang You carried the takeout, walked straight to the small round table in the center of the room, and tore open the packaging efficiently.

Instantly, a rich aroma of roast chicken permeated the entire room.

"Gurgle..."

Whether it was Lu Xingye under the bed, Xiang Batian in the wardrobe, or Qin Zhuo in the bathroom who hadn't had dinner, the moment they smelled this aroma, their stomachs let out a dull protest quite uncooperatively.

"Hmm?"

Jiang You, who was about to tear off a chicken leg, paused abruptly, touched his stomach in confusion: "Strange, am I so hungry that I have an echo?"

He shook his head, didn't think much of it, pulled off a plump, juicy roast chicken leg, and took a big, hearty bite.

"Woohoo! This is the taste! Same flavor as that shop I always order from! Crispy outside, tender inside, amazing!"

While devouring the food, Jiang You reached out to pick up the remote control on the table, and with a "beep," turned on the super-large LCD TV hanging on the wall.

The TV screen flickered twice, and the picture jumped to an extremely incongruous channel.

A cheerful and hypnotic BGM echoed in the quiet room:

"Are you ready, kids?"

"Yes, Captain!"

"I can't hear you!"

"Yes! Captain!!!"

"Oh~~~~~~"

Accompanied by spongebob's hypnotic laughter on the TV, Jiang You chewed his chicken leg while laughing like a landlord's silly son.

Everyone hiding in the dark felt their heads buzzing at this moment.

This is the peerless Demon King who declared war on the whole world during the day, claiming "everyone here is trash"?

This is the team leader of Magic City Martial Arts University?

He doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, gets up to eat roast chicken and watch spongebob?!

Just when everyone thought this absurd scene was the limit for tonight.

Jiang You suddenly stopped chewing.

He stared straight at the TV screen, his eyes suddenly becoming extremely deep and hazy, even carrying an indescribable impulse and longing.

He put the half-eaten chicken leg back into the container, slowly stretched out his oil-stained hands, and wiped them casually on a tissue.

Then, he raised his head and said to the air, extremely abruptly and in a very lazy tone:

"A bit tired of eating this."

"At a time like this... suddenly really want to... reward myself!"

Boom!!!

As soon as this sentence came out, it was like a depth charge thrown into a septic tank, directly exploding a monstrous wave in the minds of all the lurkers!

In the wardrobe.

Gou Fugui instantly turned pale, covering his mouth in terror.

"Brother... Brother Jiang! Don't!"

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