362: Chapter 362 Jiang You did all of this!

[Legs]: "What's the situation? Why are we stuck on these two girls?"

[Right Hand]: "Something's not right! Of the hundreds of elite students from top schools we robbed before, didn't every single one of them line up obediently to hand over their money?"

"Why are these two little girls so stubborn? They'd rather die than hand over their rings?"

[Kidneys]: "Brother Brain! There's definitely something fishy going on!"

[Brain (adjusting glasses)]: "Ask them. We are reasonable robbers; we use courtesy before force."

Outside, the Faceless Man slowly withdrew his hand, his voice devoid of any ups and downs, echoing in the great hall with a hint of confusion:

"You two, why are you unwilling to hand over the rings?"

Hearing this, Senior Ji Youyou could no longer suppress the anger in her heart.

Her cold and beautiful face was filled with shame and indignation. Pointing at the Faceless Man's nose, her voice was crisp but filled with gnashing hatred as she cursed out loud:

"Pah! You pervert who steals underwear!"

"Don't think we don't know what kind of filthy thoughts you're hiding! This time, I won't let you succeed again no matter what!"

Beside her, Qiu Yunan, whose eyes were red-rimmed, nodded heavily. Lightning flickered around her body, a tragic stance ready to detonate her thunder and perish together if the other party dared to take one more step.

"..."

Silence.

The great hall was deathly quiet.

Only the whistling cold wind outside blew, making the broken wooden door creak.

"Stealing underwear... pervert?"

The Faceless Man stood in place, his pale mask seemingly stiffening for a moment at these words.

And within Jiang You's inner world.

The organs, which were still guessing what "peerless treasures" these two girls were hiding, were completely dumbfounded, as if they had all been struck by lightning.

A piece of dark history, which they had deliberately sealed deep in their memories and considered the biggest stain on their professional career, was triggered by Senior Ji Youyou's angry curse and began to replay wildly on the screen of their consciousness like a broken dam!

That was the first time they had gone "shopping" at Magic City Martial Arts University.

The organs still remembered that it was a dark and windy night.

Purple lace trim, blue water drop patterns, and the one printed with a little bear pattern...

Those images were so clear that even the texture of the patterns was vivid in their minds!

"Holy crap!!!"

[Kidneys]: "How did they associate it with that incident!"

"This... is truly a misunderstanding, I am not that kind of kidney!"

[Right Hand (exuding a guilty aura)]: "It wasn't me!"

"When we picked the flags last time, I strictly followed Brother Brain's instructions!"

[Brain (the hand adjusting the glasses was shaking wildly)]: "Calm down! Everyone calm down!"

"This absolutely cannot be blamed on us!"

"We are noble, pure, and detached from low-level interests as biological tissues! At that time, we just treated those things as special flags!"

[Legs (couldn't help but ask a question that hit the soul)]: "Then... then why did specific descriptions like purple and blue colors and styles pop up in our minds just now?"

At this question, the entire chat group fell into a dead silence again.

After a brief moment of awkwardness.

[Brain (slammed the armrest of the throne, a light of extreme certainty and blame-shifting flashing on the lenses)]: "I get it!"

"This is definitely not our own thought!"

"It must be the owner of this body, that Slacker Ruler Jiang You! It's his deep-rooted lecherous attributes in his subconscious that polluted our pure thoughts like a virus!"

"That's right!"

[Kidneys (immediately found a step down, echoing wildly)]: "As his organs, our way of thinking is inevitably interfered with by the impurities of the host's soul! This lewd association is definitely Jiang You's fault, and it has nothing to do with our professional team!"

"Yes! It's all Jiang You's fault!" [Right Hand] also waved its fist righteously.

After completing a very smooth internal blame-shifting.

The organs finally stabilized their mentality.

But outside, the Faceless Man felt somewhat guilty facing two girls who would rather die than give in to protect their personal undergarments.

After all, as a robber, forcing a girl to this point would indeed damage the dignity of a villain if it got out.

The Faceless Man's hand, which was suspended in mid-air, lowered somewhat unnaturally.

He lifted his mask slightly, and his voice carried a hint of a dry cough to cover it up, something that had never happened before:

"Ahem..."

"Forget it. This seat has gained quite a lot today, and I don't care about your small gains."

The Faceless Man clasped his hands behind his back. In order to maintain his last bit of coolness, he forced an excuse and explained in a deliberately deep tone:

"As for the matter at Magic City Martial Arts University last time..."

"The night was too dark that day, and the light was poor. This seat was dazzled for a moment and thought it was some kind of flag engraved with a special defensive formation, so I took it to study."

"This seat has no interest in those mundane things."

This explanation was delivered with a straight face, even carrying a bit of a master's demeanor of "it's lonely at the top."

However, Senior Ji Youyou and Qiu Yunan on the opposite side were both stunned after hearing this.

The two girls stared at each other with big eyes.

Dark? Didn't see clearly?

This kind of rotten excuse would sound like sophistry coming from any normal person.

However, combined with the Faceless Man's unfathomable aura, which could handle even the laws of physics at will, and his absolute strength in casually sending Lu Xingye and the three of them away just now.

This absurd reason actually had a hint of credibility.

After all, would a great expert who could step on peerless geniuses like ants need to specifically go to a girls' dormitory to steal underwear?

What kind of woman would such a strong person not have? Why bother doing such a degrading thing?

"Could it be..."

Qiu Yunan's tears receded, and she looked at Senior Ji Youyou with some uncertainty: "Did we... really misunderstand him?"

"Is he really a single-minded martial arts fanatic old monster?"

Just when the two girls were caught in self-doubt because of the other party's surprisingly good attitude.

The Faceless Man didn't give them any time to continue thinking.

"Enough nonsense, get out."

The Faceless Man didn't ask for the storage rings again but raised his hand and waved it directly.

"Boom!"

The stone tiles on the floor of the great hall instantly turned into a rolling ink pool.

Black clouds rolled upwards violently, and Senior Ji Youyou and Qiu Yunan didn't even have time to scream before they were pulled into the abyss by this irresistible force.

The last two members of Class F of Magic City Martial Arts University were also safely sent out of the secret realm, full of doubts.

In the empty, dilapidated great hall, only the Faceless Man stood alone.

The wind blew through the broken windows, lifting the hem of his black windbreaker.

The Faceless Man stood in place, and the organs under the mask sighed heavily.

Robbing someone almost ruined his reputation; it's really not easy to be a professional villain these days.

"Let's go."

[Brain] issued the order again: "Clear out the remaining sheep on the map; it's time to end this."

A black shadow flashed, and there was no more sound in the great hall.

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