50: Chapter 50, classmate, what's your name?

Everyone looked Jiang You up and down.

With sleepy eyes, heavy dark circles, a slouching posture, and sunflower seed shells still stuck to the corner of his mouth.

His entire being exuded an aura of "I am a total loser."

Three seconds later.

"Boo—!!"

Everyone booed in unison and continued eating their sunflower seeds.

Xiang Batian shook his head with an expression that said, "Are you kidding me?"

"Brother Jiang, even though you showed the brothers a trick or two last night, this boast is a bit too big."

"That person who rode the statue is said to have a presence that can suppress the entire field; even the principal thinks he has the makings of a Great Emperor."

"You?"

Xiang Batian squeezed Jiang You's soft arm:

"With your level of muscle flaccidity, you'd struggle just climbing a flight of stairs, right? And you want to fly up to a hundred-meter statue? Stop joking."

Gou Fugui also pushed up his glasses and delivered another blow:

"Besides, Brother Jiang, although you also wear spongebob pajamas, these pajamas are nine yuan and nine cents with free shipping; there are at least eight hundred to a thousand of them in the whole school."

"This is just a coincidence. Wearing the same outfit isn't scary; whoever is weaker is the one who's embarrassed."

Even Qiu Yunan, who had always had a good impression of him, comforted him gently:

"Junior, it's okay. It's normal to want to be famous, but don't claim credit for others' achievements, okay? You'll get beaten up for that."

Jiang You: "..."

Nobody believed him.

Actually, nobody believed him!

Jiang You almost started doubting his life.

He pointed at his own nose, attempting a final struggle: "Look closely! I am the person wearing the spongebob pajamas! The one sleeping on the statue yesterday really was me!"

Su Nuonuo blinked her big eyes, leaned in to examine Jiang You carefully, and then waved her little hand, saying in a milky voice: "Brother Jiang You, although you look decent enough, you are completely different from that legendary, domineering madman! You don't have that 'I am the best in the world' aura."

Jiang You still wanted to offer one last explanation, saying that he had actually been sleepwalking that day.

Just then, the door to the hall was pushed open.

Lu Xingye walked in with a swagger that defied all relatives.

He had changed into a brand-new leather jacket, and his hair was combed meticulously; he had clearly dressed up with great care.

As soon as he entered the room, his gaze quickly locked onto Qiu Yunan in the corner.

Then, he saw Jiang You sitting not far from Qiu Yunan.

Lu Xingye's eyes instantly turned sharp.

He remembered that heartbreaking scene from the morning.

"Hmph, Jiang You."

"Since everyone is here, let's expose your true colors right here in front of everyone."

"I want to let the Senior know who is the truly reliable powerhouse!"

Lu Xingye took a deep breath, walked to the center of the hall, and "slapped" his polished dagger onto the table, making the sunflower seed shells jump.

"Everyone!"

Lu Xingye's voice was cold, carrying a sense of resolve:

"Since this is a welcome party, what's the point of just eating sunflower seeds?"

"I have a few words I want to say to our new roommate!"

In the Class F hall, sunflower seed shells already covered the floor.

Lu Xingye stood in the center of the hall, not caring about anyone's gaze at this moment.

His gaze was fixed affectionately, yet with a hint of tragic heroism, on Qiu Yunan in the corner.

At this moment, Qiu Yunan was wearing thick insulated gloves, carefully holding a bottle of Evian mineral water and handing it to Jiang You beside her.

In Lu Xingye's eyes, this sight was like being pierced by ten thousand arrows.

[Lu Xingye's Inner Monologue]:

"Look! How stiff her movements are!"

"She's being forced to do this!"

"That damn Jiang You must have used some despicable method to hold her hostage! This idiot who only knows how to eat braised pork—what right does he have to make my goddess hand him water?"

"Yunan... I know, the reason you don't dare to look at me is because you are afraid you won't be able to control your love for me, afraid that your lightning will hurt a perfect man like me."

"Don't be afraid! Today, I will expose the true face of this guy, Jiang You, in front of everyone!"

Thinking of this, Lu Xingye felt like he was glowing all over.

"Jiang You!!"

Lu Xingye turned around abruptly, staring at him with a look that wanted to devour him alive, his voice low and magnetic:

"If you are a man, don't hide behind a woman!"

"Even though you were lucky yesterday and I didn't hold it against you, today I am officially challenging you!"

The whole room went quiet.

Everyone's hands stopped mid-motion with their sunflower seeds.

Su Nuonuo excitedly pulled binoculars out from under her skirt.

Senior Ji Youyou watched this scene with great interest, toying with a silver needle in her hand.

And Jiang You, who was being pointed at, was currently taking the water from Qiu Yunan's hand and gulping down a large mouthful.

Hearing someone call him, Jiang You put down the water bottle in confusion, looked at Lu Xingye, and then looked around:

"Huh? Are you talking to me?"

"Old Lu, didn't you just finish cleaning your knife yesterday? Why did you take it out again?"

"Be careful, don't get grease on it again."

This attitude of "coaxing a child" only further enraged Lu Xingye.

"Cut the crap!"

Lu Xingye sneered, drew his dagger, and struck an extremely handsome starting pose: "To protect the purity of Class F, and to... protect the unspeakable secret in some people's hearts!"

Lu Xingye glanced affectionately at Qiu Yunan:

"Draw your sword!"

Qiu Yunan, who had been in a daze the whole time, finally reacted.

Seeing someone holding a knife and pointing it at Jiang You, she, being kind-hearted, immediately got anxious.

Jiang You was the only friend who wasn't afraid of her electricity! How could she let someone bully him?

"Stop!"

Qiu Yunan stood up abruptly, and because of her agitation, a purple electric arc "cracked" into existence.

She stood in front of Jiang You, her brows furrowed as she looked at Lu Xingye:

"This classmate! We are all in Class F, why are you fighting?"

"Can you put the knife down?"

Seeing the goddess actually stand up to "defend" Jiang You, Lu Xingye's heart shattered.

But he quickly completed the logical loop in his mind:

"She is worried about me!"

"She must be afraid that my knife is too fast and will accidentally hurt Jiang You, leading to me getting a disciplinary action!"

"Heavens, even at a time like this, she is still thinking about my future! How much she loves me!"

Lu Xingye was moved to tears. He looked at Qiu Yunan gently and said in a tone he thought was that of a domineering CEO: "Yunan, move aside."

"Don't worry about me, I can handle this little matter. For you, what's a disciplinary action?"

"Even if I have to be the enemy of the world, I will clear the obstacles around you!"

Qiu Yunan: "..."

She froze.

On that beautiful, mature face, appeared a look of confusion never seen before, as if she were looking at an alien.

She pushed up her insulated glasses and asked very seriously and very sincerely:

"Um... classmate."

"Who are you calling Yunan?"

"Also..."

Qiu Yunan tilted her head and delivered a soul-crushing blow:

"Classmate, what is your name? Are you in our class too?"

"Crack."

It was as if the sound of something shattering rang out in the air.

The whole room was deathly silent.

The popcorn in Su Nuonuo's hand fell all over the floor.

Gou Fugui covered his face, unable to bear looking.

Xiang Batian awkwardly started doing squats to cover it up.

Senior Ji Youyou deliberately teased at this moment: "I didn't expect two new students to come to our Class F. This classmate, please introduce yourself as well."

The affectionate expression on Lu Xingye's face instantly froze, and his whole body remained stiff in place as if he had been petrified.

Even that dagger was trembling slightly in the wind.