317: Chapter 317 Gou Fugui: "Come here, keyboard!"
"Shut the hell up, all of you!!!"
Gou Fugui let out an extremely shrill, almost cracking, duck-like roar!
He violently shoved Xiang Batian aside and, with an extremely wild posture, jumped straight onto a tall stone platform nearby meant for resting!
"Swish!"
Gou Fugui reached out with extreme dominance and shoved his gold-rimmed glasses—which had one lens shattered—hard against the bridge of his nose.
Refracting the sunlight, the lenses flashed with an extremely blinding, chilling gleam that belonged only to a "top-tier keyboard warrior"!
At this moment, the "King of Trash Talk" from Class F of Magic City Martial Arts University officially disconnected from reality, logged into the highest-level internet dueling protocol, and went full power!
"Still not convinced even after losing?!"
Standing on the high platform, Gou Fugui pointed at the crowd of jeering contestants below, spitting everywhere, and immediately engaged in a crazed mode of verbal warfare against the scholars:
"Damn it! If you bastards had the ability, you should have dragged it out to the end too!"
"What's the matter? When you were inside, you all ran so fast that even your own parents wouldn't recognize you. How come I didn't see that sea of flames burn you bunch of grandsons who only know how to bark like dogs to death?"
"You… how can you curse at people! We were just following the official orders…" The captain leading the jeering was flushed red from the roasting and stuttered a rebuttal.
"Follow your grandmother's orders!"
Gou Fugui interrupted him mercilessly and brutally, roaring with magnificent momentum:
"You bunch of flowers in a greenhouse, do you even know what 'big picture' means? Do you know what absolute power suppression is?"
"You think that was luck? Wrong! That was entirely Brother Jiang's peerless strategy born of extreme foresight!"
Gou Fugui put his hands on his hips and pointed arrogantly at the entire arena:
"Let me tell you all! The ultimate move that destroyed the map was released by us from Magic City Martial Arts University in the first place!"
"You bastards weren't strong enough to withstand the skills of Magic City Martial Arts University, so you tucked your tails and crushed your jade tokens to run away. Now that you've run away and are safe, you have the nerve to stand here and bark like dogs?"
"That's called fleeing! That's called being a stray dog! And Brother Jiang? He watched as he cleared you all out, secured the win, and then withdrew with extreme composure!"
Once these words were spoken.
The hundreds of contestants who were just jeering were instantly silenced, as if an invisible giant hand had choked their throats; they all went mute!
Although Gou Fugui's words were harsh, damn it… the logic was actually watertight!
That world-ending sea of fire was indeed created by that Tier 5 Great Demon from Magic City Martial Arts University!
After being washed over by his ultimate move, they couldn't take it and ran away—didn't that mean they were defeated?
"Not convinced, right? Feeling aggrieved, right?"
Looking at the speechless crowd, Gou Fugui pressed his advantage. His combat power was currently peaking, and he unleashed the ultimate soul-crushing mockery:
"Whoever isn't convinced, stand the hell up!"
"If you've got the guts, you bastards go ahead, right now, immediately, and ask the Organizing Committee to teleport you back into Forbidden Zone No. 009!"
"If you can stay in that secret realm for three seconds without being burned to ash, I, Gou Fugui, will make the call today and have Brother Jiang hand over this championship to you on a silver platter!"
"Who the hell dares to go? Go on then!!!"
Silence.
The thousands of prodigies in the arena were so thoroughly stumped by Gou Fugui's shameless yet lethal soul-searching question that they couldn't come up with a single word of rebuttal!
Go in now?
Forget three seconds; looking at the magma sea on the big screen that had burned through the void itself, going in now would mean being reduced to ashes in half a second!
Who the hell would dare to go die!
"None of you dare to go, right? Too scared, right?"
Gou Fugui sneered with extreme disdain and pointed proudly at Jiang You, who was still dazed beside him:
"This was just Brother Jiang being merciful, thinking there was no need to wipe out you chickens in the first round!"
"Otherwise, with Brother Jiang's terrifying strength and deep composure, he could have slept… ahem, stayed in there for another three whole hours!"
"Could you lot do that?"
"Huh? Keep barking like dogs!!!"
Gou Fugui's arrogantly lingering tail note echoed over the square.
This coherent, sharp-tongued, inflammatory, and aggressive output literally scolded a group of arrogant elite school prodigies until they were red-faced, heads bowed, and didn't dare to let out a peep.
Zhao Zhenlei, Helan Que, Yan Qinghuan, and others stood in the crowd, their faces alternating between pale and flushed.
As they looked at the eloquent, extremely punchable skinny guy on the high platform, a strange consensus formed in their minds.
No wonder…
No wonder Qin Zhuo preferred to stir up the entire secret realm and chase this kid to burn him to death when she was inside!
With this kid's mouth, and his terrifying ability to be insufferably sarcastic…
Him being hunted across the map in the secret realm really wasn't a misunderstanding!
This guy was simply a walking totem of mockery!
Up on the high platform, the senior members of the Organizing Committee looked at the various prodigies below, who had been roasted into silence by one person, and broke out in cold sweat from the embarrassment.
What the hell was this!
The top martial arts tournament in the Great Xia was actually turned into a street market shouting match by this guy!
The most crucial thing was that his roasting was logically sound, and even the officials couldn't find fault with it!
"Ahem… Alright, everyone, quiet down!"
Seeing the awkward situation, President Xia Yun of Imperial Capital Martial Arts University had to bite the bullet, pick up the microphone again, and step in to smooth things over:
"Regarding Magic City Martial Arts University taking the championship, although Student Gou Fugui's words were a bit rough, the logic holds true."
President Xia Yun scanned the crowd below with their mixed expressions and explained in a deep voice:
"The previous broadcast asking everyone to leave was indeed out of concern for your safety. However, regardless of the reason, Student Jiang You held out until the end and was the last one to crush the jade token in the sea of flames. That is an indisputable fact!"
"According to the competition rules, the championship of the first round belongs to Magic City Martial Arts University. So, please don't dwell on this result any further; the official decision will not be changed!"
Hearing President Xia Yun's firm final verdict, the dissatisfied teams from smaller schools could only deflate like punctured balls, completely giving up.
Zhao Zhenlei, Helan Que, and others snorted, though they were frustrated, they had nothing to say.
"However!"
President Xia Yun's tone shifted, becoming extremely serious:
"The tactics displayed by Magic City Martial Arts University this time… were indeed extremely… unexpected."
"Whether this 'map-destroying' tactic, which is capable of completely obliterating the entire competition map, is reasonable is something the Organizing Committee needs to discuss urgently!"
"In the upcoming matches, the officials might even implement some targeted restrictions on this kind of large-scale dimensionality reduction strike from Magic City Martial Arts University!"
"So, there is no need to worry about the fairness and safety of subsequent matches!"
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