55: Chapter 55 In order not to wake up my roommates, I had to ask them to fall asleep physically.

[ Internal Chat Group (Everyone is restless) ]

[ Kidneys (Let out a marmot scream) ]:

"Full! Full! It's overflowing!"

"That cup of purple grape juice is simply a divine product! The energy density is over ten times higher than Erguotou!"

"Plus that lightning massage this morning, and the essence contributed by that unlucky pickpocket on the train..."

"Brothers! My energy tank has exploded! I feel like I can power the entire Magic City right now!"

[ liver (Wiped away sweat, looking exhausted but satisfied) ]:

"Stop howling! Do you know how much overtime I worked just to purify those toxins?"

"Toxicity completely stripped, essence completely retained! The current energy purity is as high as 99.9%!"

"If we don't consume it quickly, this body will get a nosebleed from overnutrition!"

[ Legs (Finally couldn't hold back anymore, shaking crazily) ]:

"Consume? Leave it to me!!"

"I'm suffocating! I'm seriously suffocating!"

"Ever since we arrived at Magic City, this lazy Slacker Ruler has either been sitting in a car or waiting in line, and even when walking, it's that half-dead pace!"

"My calves are cramping! My meniscus is protesting! My Achilles tendon craves the whistling of the wind!"

"I want to run! I want to speed! I want to go to the rooftop for parkour! Nobody stop me!!"

[ Right Hand (Clenching fist, joints cracking) ]:

"Indeed, that stool earlier was too brittle. I used less than ten percent of my strength and it shattered, there was no sense of impact at all."

"That constipation-like combat experience is simply an insult to my Qilin Arm."

"I also request overtime! I want to find something harder to smash!"

[ stomach (Interjected faintly) ]:

"Am I the only one who cares about eating?"

"Although that cup of venom earlier was strong, it was liquid food, not filling."

"I want to eat solid food, I want to eat those crunchy ores, or medicinal herbs full of spiritual energy..."

The group was in an uproar, every organ was like a prisoner just released, urgently needing to vent that excess energy.

Just then, that calm, rational, and stylish ID came online.

[ Brain (Pushed up non-existent glasses) ]:

"Quiet."

"What is this noisy behavior? We are the strongest physical body in the heavens, not market aunties."

The group went silent instantly, waiting for the commander-in-chief's orders.

[ Brain ]:

"Situation analysis: Energy overflow, everyone is overexcited."

"Environment analysis: Magic City Martial Arts University, rich in resources, treasures everywhere."

"Conclusion: Since everyone has excess energy and is short on cash..."

The Brain paused, then issued that supreme order that made all organs boil with excitement:

"Tonight, initiate [Nighttime Self-Service Mode]."

"Legs, giving you highest authority, max out the speed, run wherever you want."

"Kidneys, turn on your perception radar, we go wherever the energy reaction is high."

"Right Hand, don't be polite when you see good stuff, whether we can get it depends on your hand speed."

"In short, there is only one mission —"

"Restocking!"

[ All Organs ]:

"Woohoo!!! Take off!!!"

"For the tribe... no, for filling the ring! Charge!!!"

...

The night was deep.

Outside the Abandoned Gymnasium of Class F, even the tireless owls had shut their mouths.

In Dorm 201, apart from Jiang You's highly penetrating snoring, there was only the heavy or suppressed breathing of the other three.

[ Internal Chat Group ]

[ Kidneys (Impatient) ]:

"It's dark! The lights are out! Everyone is asleep!"

"Should we set off now?"

[ Brain (Rigorous) ]:

"Wait."

"Although the host is sleeping very soundly, these three roommates are a bit restless."

"Especially that muscle-trainer, he's actually still sleepwalking to do planks? This kind of unstable factor in involution behavior might affect our operation this time."

"To ensure the operation is secret, and also for the mental state of these classmates tomorrow..."

"I suggest deepening their sleep."

[ Right Hand (Rubbing hands) ]:

"Got it! Physical sleep aid, right? I'm familiar with this!"

"Hurry up, don't delay my restocking!"

...

In reality.

In the darkness.

Jiang You, who was originally sprawled on the bed in a "big" shape, was suddenly lifted as if by invisible strings, standing straight on the floor.

He still kept his eyes closed, with drool from dreaming about a feast at the corner of his mouth, yet his movements were as light as a ghost.

First stop, Gou Fugui.

This guy had wrapped himself up like a silkworm cocoon, his hand was still twitching under the quilt, muttering: "Don't run... that's my coin..."

Jiang You floated to the bedside, [ Right Hand ] extended a finger and poked lightly on the acupoint behind his neck with disdain.

"Sleep, you, everything is in your dreams."

Gou Fugui's body went limp instantly, the money-counting gesture also loosened, and he entered a deep, rock-solid sleep.

Second stop, Xiang Batian.

This guy was truly ruthless, even while asleep he was lying on the ground maintaining a plank position, his muscles tense, still counting in his mouth: "Twenty thousand and one... twenty thousand and two..."

Jiang You passed by him, didn't even look, [ Left Leg ] took the opportunity to lightly hook his ankle.

His center of gravity was destroyed instantly.

"Thump."

Before Xiang Batian could react to what happened, his face made intimate contact with the cold cement floor, knocking himself out directly.

The snoring started instantly.

Third stop, also the only variable, Lu Xingye.

As one of the geniuses of Class F, his blood qi value had reached a Tier 4 Martial Artist, plus he had slept all afternoon, Lu Xingye actually showed signs of waking up at this moment.

"Uh..."

Lu Xingye clutched his dizzy head, struggling to pry open his eyelids.

His vision was still blurry, only feeling a dry throat, and a lingering resentment of being kicked away by a stool earlier.

"Water... I want to drink water..."

"And that bastard Jiang You..."

"Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river..."

"If I don't take revenge for this, I, Lu Xingye, swear I'm not human!"

"Even if it's a sneak attack in the middle of the night, I will..."

He wanted to sit up in a daze.

Just as his eyes had opened a slit, and his retina hadn't had time to focus.

He only felt a breeze brush past.

Following that, everything went black before his eyes.

A blurred figure appeared at his bedside as if flashing.

[ Right Hand (Irritable) ]:

"Eh? Why is there still one awake?"

"What do you want in the middle of the night without sleeping? You even dare to open your eyes?"

"Lie back down for me!"

No nonsense.

Jiang You's palm turned into an afterimage, flashing in front of those eyes that had just opened, full of confusion.

"Boom!"

An extremely precise hand knife, with force controlled just right, chopped on the back of Lu Xingye's neck.

Lu Xingye: "???"

He didn't even see if that figure was male or female, or what clothes they were wearing.

Only one thought flashed in his mind:

"Damn it... am I still not awake? Why did the screen go black again?"

"Thud."

Lu Xingye fell straight back onto the bed, passing away peacefully once again.

The whole process was smooth and flowing, so fast that not even a scream was let out.

Thus, Dorm 201 was completely "wiped out".

Unless a super earthquake happens, these three people definitely won't be able to wake up until the sun hits their butts tomorrow morning.

"Done."

Jiang You stood in the center of the dormitory, this was the absolute quiet [ Brain ] wanted.

Only then did he slowly take out the "crime tools" from the ring in his hand.

A black windbreaker with a hood, draped over his body.

A pale, faceless mask, buckled onto his face.

Instantly, the silly pajama-wearing boy disappeared, replaced by a dark night phantom exuding a weird aura.

[ Brain ]:

"Disguise complete. Environment safe."

"Set off."

"Whoosh —"

The window opened silently.

A black shadow swept out like a night owl, instantly merging into the prosperous and mysterious night of Magic City.

Leaving only a room full of snoring, proving what a "warm" sleep-aid activity had taken place here.