242: Chapter 242 The Eye Roll in the Closet and the Moonlight God Behind the Curtains!

"Whoosh!!!"

Lu Xingye gripped the wardrobe handle tightly with one hand, and with a shout full of chuunibyou aura, he violently ripped the two heavy wardrobe doors open!

Crash! As the wardrobe doors suddenly swung wide open.

The scene inside the wardrobe was revealed to everyone in the room, without reservation, in high definition and uncensored.

Under the lights, Gou Fugui was maintaining a twisted "koala hugging a tree" pose, clinging tightly to Xiang Batian.

His gold-rimmed glasses had slid completely onto his forehead, while the tall, muscular Xiang Batian was curled up in the corner of the wardrobe like a frightened, delicate little wife, his thick arms clutching himself tightly, his eyes filled with helplessness and terror.

The two grown men were huddled together in the narrow wardrobe, trembling.

"..." The air stopped flowing at this moment. Time froze at this moment. "..."

The four stunning beauties at the bathroom door all had their mouths open in a standard "O" shape. Qin Zhuo even rubbed her eyes, feeling that the mental shock she had received today was more than the past twenty years combined.

And the two Law Enforcement Officers standing at the door. The body cams in their hands were trembling slightly. Their gazes shifted from Jiang You, who was wearing spongebob pajamas on the bed, to the four peerless beauties, then to the knife-wielding youth crawling out from under the bed, and finally... they were nailed to Gou Fugui and Xiang Batian, who were locked in a tight embrace inside the wardrobe.

The older Law Enforcement Officer took a deep breath, feeling as though his values from the past thirty years were being pinned to the ground and repeatedly crushed by a steamroller in this room.

"Good grief..." The older Law Enforcement Officer's voice was trembling, and the look he gave Jiang You had risen from "scumbag" to "the grandmaster of the pervert realm":

"Not only are you cheating on four people..."

"Hiding a knife-wielding brother under the bed to fight for affection..."

"And you're actually hiding two muscular guys in the wardrobe who are playing so wildly?"

"Your room... has a pretty comprehensive business model, huh? Developing on land, sea, and air, aren't you?"

Inside the wardrobe, Gou Fugui's face was ashen. Looking at the countless gazes directed at him, he felt as if his soul had left his body and turned into a wisp of smoke over the Imperial Capital.

"Brother Jiang... if I said I was just passing by... would you believe me?"

Xiang Batian closed his eyes in despair, his muscles twitching frantically from extreme shame: "Is this heaven's punishment for me not completing my weighted squats tonight?"

"Isn't it... a bit too cruel... wuwuwuwu!"

The moment Lu Xingye pulled open the wardrobe door, these two people. Although their bodies were still alive. Socially speaking, they had already died very peacefully.

"Officers! Listen to my explanation!" Jiang You, seeing the horrified looks from the two Law Enforcement Officers who seemed to be looking at a "crime syndicate leader," was sweating profusely, his hands waving wildly in the air. He pointed at the two people in the wardrobe who were huddled together for warmth and had completely lost their souls, shouting in grief and indignation: "I do know these two! But I swear! I really don't know why they ran into my wardrobe to discuss life!"

The older Law Enforcement Officer sneered, silently pressing his hand on the police baton at his waist, his tone filled with the world-weariness of someone who had seen through everything: "Alright, stop pretending. Your room's ecosystem is quite rich."

"Hiding stunning beauties in the bathroom, a knife-wielding roommate crawling out from under the bed, and being able to stuff two men in the wardrobe..."

The Law Enforcement Officer glanced at the floor-to-ceiling window with extreme sarcasm and remarked casually: "Are you going to tell me next that you can conjure another person out from behind those floor-to-ceiling curtains?"

Jiang You: "..." Officer Uncle, I beg you, stop jinxing it! The feng shui in my room right now is so evil that even a Taoist priest would have to pull out a compass and start performing rituals on the spot!

However. Just as Jiang You was filled with despair and ready to give up on everything. Lu Xingye, standing to the side, let out a disdainful snort.

"Heh... Jiang You, you still refuse to admit it even now?" Lu Xingye gripped his long blade, his bloodshot eyes scanning the wardrobe with extreme heartbreak, shouting at the two roommates huddled together inside: "Fugui, Batian! What are you waiting for? Why don't you stand with me and expose the evil deeds of this demon king! Are you going to just watch as Senior Sister Yunan's soul is imprisoned by him, and watch as the justice of this world is ruthlessly trampled by him?"

"Quick, tell these mortals the truth you know!"

Inside the wardrobe. Upon hearing Lu Xingye's impassioned "call to action," Gou Fugui and Xiang Batian were not moved; instead, they were shaking with anger, their back teeth nearly shattering. Testify? Testify to your grandfather!!! If it weren't for the fact that going out now would be too socially devastating, they would have rushed out without hesitation. Gou Fugui would have used abacus beads to sew Lu Xingye's mouth shut, and Xiang Batian would have used his proud biceps to twist Lu Xingye's head off and kick it like a ball!

Still want them to testify for you? If they don't slice you into a thousand pieces and grind your bones into ash, you should be hiding under the covers laughing! You peerless, harmful scumbag!

Facing Lu Xingye's deep call, Gou Fugui and Xiang Batian remained silent with great tacit understanding, then used all their remaining strength to, through the gap in the wardrobe, give Lu Xingye a huge, synchronized eye-roll. In that eye-roll, three parts were murderous rage, and seven parts were the dead silence of total despair for this idiot.

Seeing that these two not only didn't react but even rolled their eyes at him! Lu Xingye was stunned for a moment, then flew into a rage!

"Fine! Fine!" Lu Xingye was trembling with anger, pointing at the two in the wardrobe, his eyes filled with the extreme grief and indignation of being betrayed by his closest friends: "I didn't expect... I didn't expect that even you two have fallen!"

"Your fragile wills have long since been completely assimilated under the erosion of his subtle abyssal demonic energy! You are actually willing to degenerate and become lackeys under this demon king!"

"I really misjudged you all!!!"

Gou Fugui and Xiang Batian in the wardrobe: "You f***ing..."

After berating the two "fallen roommates," Lu Xingye turned his head sharply, his eyes locked intensely on the heavy velvet curtains in front of the floor-to-ceiling window.

"Since the words of 'my own people' cannot be trusted, as they have already been brainwashed by the demon king..." Lu Xingye curled his lips into a fanatical sneer and strode toward the floor-to-ceiling window: "Then this seat shall find an absolutely neutral 'outsider,' a so-called prodigy who represents the orthodox order of this world! To judge this matter properly in front of everyone!"

As soon as these words were spoken. The person behind the curtains felt his Heart stop for half a beat. Xie Fuyao was pressed against the cold glass, his scalp tingling, his hair standing on end in a collective salute at this moment!

"Holy crap? This mad dog is for real?"

"Don't do it! If you want someone to judge, go find the police! What do you mean by walking toward me!!!"

As the senior chief of Magic City Martial Arts University, once the high-mountain flower, Xie Fuyao had never experienced what "extreme fear" was in his life. But now, listening to Lu Xingye's approaching footsteps, he felt it. It was a social death warning ten thousand times more terrifying than facing a Tier 5 monster!