235: Chapter 235 - Is this ever going to end?

Gou Fugui let out a heart-wrenching wail in his heart: "You are the pride of our Class F! You can't do that kind of thing at a time like this, in a place like this!"

"There are at least ten living people hiding in this room! If you dare to take off your pants, by tomorrow you'll suffer social death and be forced to leave this beautiful blue planet!"

Xiang Batian closed his eyes in despair, frantically chanting in his heart: "Do not look at indecency! Do not look at indecency! Biomechanics, please let me be blind!"

Under the bed.

Lu Xingye's one eye exposed outside the bed instantly widened in shock.

"Reward? What reward?"

"Could it be... some kind of ancient secret technique capable of stimulating potential and awakening the power of the abyss?"

"Worthy of being my arch-enemy! Not even forgetting to cultivate while eating! I must observe this carefully!"

However, Principal Pang Ban, who was beside him with a face bright red, was trembling with rage, his fingers digging tightly into the floor.

"Indecent! Simply indecent!"

The old principal roared in his heart: "Even if I risk my reputation today, I absolutely cannot let this brat do such lewd things in front of so many female students!"

He had already begun to secretly mobilize his spiritual power, preparing to rush out from under the bed and give Jiang You a "Grandmaster-level wake-up slap."

Behind the curtains.

Xie Fuyao gripped the curtains tightly, her knuckles turning white from extreme shame and indignation.

"Reward himself... he actually wants to..."

Xie Fuyao felt her intelligence and upbringing had been greatly insulted: "I, Xie Fuyao, the dignified senior year chief, why am I here peeping at a lunatic rewarding himself?"

"I'm dirty! I'll never be able to wash this off in my entire life!"

And at this moment, the most thrilling place was the crowded bathroom.

"He... what did he just say?"

Qin Zhuo's stunningly beautiful face instantly flushed like a ripe tomato, red to the tips of her ears.

Although she was a proud daughter of heaven, she was, after all, a senior girl who had never been in a relationship. Hearing such crude words, some indescribable images instantly popped into her mind.

"This pervert! This lewd scoundrel! He actually wants to..."

Spade 10 gripped her dagger even tighter, a strange glint flashing in her eyes.

"The intelligence was correct! This kid is an out-and-out perverted sex maniac!"

Senior Ji Youyou and Qiu Yunan were so ashamed and indignant they wanted to die, pinching each other's arms tightly.

But... curiosity is sometimes such a deadly thing.

Amidst extreme shame and shock, these women, who were usually high and mighty and even hostile to each other, reached an extremely bizarre tacit understanding at this moment.

"Creak..."

The frosted glass door of the bathroom was pushed open... extremely, extremely slowly... just a tiny slit.

Immediately after.

From bottom to top, four heads poked out one after another!

Four pairs of beautiful, large eyes, through that narrow crack in the door, locked onto Jiang You in the center of the room like radar!

They wanted to see exactly how this pervert, full of wild talk, was going to "reward" himself!

Just at the critical moment when Principal Pang Ban under the bed finally couldn't take it anymore and was preparing to unleash his spiritual power to flip the bed and end this farce!

Jiang You turned around with a look of pure delight on his face.

He didn't undo his belt as everyone had imagined.

Instead, he walked straight to the transparent mini-fridge emitting a cold glow.

He opened the fridge door with extreme familiarity.

In a suffocating silence.

Jiang You reached out and pulled out...

A bottle covered in frost, a two-liter bottle of super-chilled Fat Otaku Happy Water!

"Psssh—"

He unscrewed the cap with great flair.

"Glug, glug, glug..."

Jiang You tilted his head back and chugged straight from the bottle.

The ice-cold, carbonated black liquid flowed down his throat; the impact of the sugar and bubbles was simply a heavenly pleasure!

"Burp!!!"

Jiang You put down the bottle and let out a long, loud, carbonated-smelling burp.

He wiped the leftover Happy Water from the corner of his mouth, a look of ecstasy that only appears after ultimate satisfaction on his face, and exclaimed loudly:

"So refreshing!"

"As expected! Eating roast chicken in the middle of the night, paired with a sip of ice-cold Happy Water..."

"People really need to reward themselves often!"

...

Silence.

Dead silence.

In Room 2808, at this moment, it seemed as if the passage of time itself had stopped.

Gou Fugui and Xiang Batian in the wardrobe remained in their pose of weeping while hugging each other, frozen solid.

Principal Pang Ban under the bed, the fifth-order spiritual power that had gathered in his palm, ready to smash the bed frame, was forcibly stuck in his meridians, nearly causing him to suffer qi deviation on the spot.

Xie Fuyao behind the curtains slowly closed her eyes, a tear named "I'm such a f*cking idiot" sliding down the corner of her eye.

And the four heads at the crack of the bathroom door...

The flush on Qin Zhuo's face instantly turned ashen, she clenched her fists so hard her knuckles cracked: "Happy Water... the reward he was talking about... was just a bottle of Happy Water?"

Qiu Yunan pushed up her slipping glasses, her eyes hollow: "What exactly was I expecting? Why did I join you all to peep at him drinking cola?"

Senior Ji Youyou's mouth twitched crazily: "This kid's thought process is a hundred times more lethal than my poison..."

The expression on Spade 10's face was even more colorful: "The intelligence was wrong! This isn't a pervert at all! This is just a pure glutton and an idiot!"

"Burp—"

Jiang You let out another cola-scented burp with satisfaction and casually placed the half-empty bottle of Happy Water on the table.

"Comforting. Time to sleep, time to sleep. I still have to deal with that mixer party thing tomorrow."

Jiang You, wearing his spongebob pajamas and slippers, sauntered toward the big bed.

At this very moment, the "lurkers" hidden in every corner of the room almost cried with relief upon hearing this.

Finally! This living ancestor is finally going to sleep!

As long as he closes his eyes and falls asleep, everyone can use their own methods to silently slip out of this damn room and end this mental torture that has tormented them for most of the night!

Principal Pang Ban under the bed had even started to secretly circulate his blood energy, ready to slide out at any moment.

Xie Fuyao behind the curtains also tensed her calf muscles, planning the optimal route to jump from the balcony.

However.

Just at the critical moment when Jiang You's hand had just lifted the quilt and he was preparing to crawl in!

"Knock, knock, knock! Knock, knock, knock, knock!"

A burst of extremely urgent and forceful knocking suddenly exploded from outside in the hallway!

Jiang You's movements instantly froze.

With his messy hair, he turned his head in confusion and looked at the door:

"What time is it already? People are still coming?"

"Could it be that brat Fugui coming to find me in the middle of the night to peddle his junk?"

And the others in the room felt their hearts "thump" in despair.

"Who is it? Is it ever going to end?"

"How many waves of people is this tonight? What kind of geomantic treasure land is this room? Why is everyone in the Imperial Capital crowding in here?"