75: Chapter 75 The Woman at the Top of the Food Chain!
For a moment, the F-Class lobby was a gathering of all sorts of eccentric characters.
And our protagonist, Jiang You.
He was sitting in the middle of this group of lunatics, holding half an apple, looking peaceful.
"Mmm..."
Jiang You took a bite of the apple, watching the chaotic scene before him. Instead of feeling afraid, he let out a heartfelt sigh:
"This is great."
"This is how it should be."
"I always said this world is just a giant mental hospital. Since everyone is crazy, I can rest easy."
Just as the students of F-Class were chatting heatedly in the lobby.
"Click, click, click."
A rhythmic, yet intensely oppressive sound of high heels echoed from outside the door.
Every strike felt like it was stepping on everyone's heartbeat.
The noisy crowd suddenly fell eerily silent.
The electric arcs on Qiu Yunan's body instantly retracted, and Junior Zhong Wu silently sealed her coffin lid tight.
Even the burping plant in Ye Li's hands seemed to sense a natural predator, instantly closing its petals and curling into a ball.
"This aura..."
The apple in Jiang You's mouth hadn't even been swallowed yet, and he instinctively felt a chill.
The next second.
Two people walked through the doorway that was already unrecognizable.
Walking in front was Teacher Shen Qing, wearing a dark red trench coat, exuding an overwhelming aura, and looking stunningly beautiful.
She had one hand in her pocket, sunglasses pushed up onto her head, and with a casual sweep of her phoenix eyes, the entire lobby seemed to drop ten degrees in temperature.
Behind her followed a figure exhausted like a pug.
The admissions director of Magic City Martial Arts University, Teacher Gu Yan.
At this moment, Teacher Gu Yan was clutching a pile of documents, carrying Teacher Shen Qing's spare long sword on his back, and had several storage bags of unknown contents hanging around his neck, looking exactly like a migrant worker who had just arrived in the city during the Spring Festival rush.
Teacher Gu Yan wiped his sweat while screaming and weeping in his heart:
"I am really not a lackey!"
"I am a dignified admissions director! A Tier 4 Martial Artist!"
"But... I really can't afford to offend this female devil! Who told her to hold my dark history, and she really hits hard!"
Teacher Shen Qing walked into the lobby, looked around at the familiar dilapidated environment, and instead of showing disgust, the corners of her mouth lifted into a nostalgic smile:
"Heh, still the same."
"As messy as a pigsty. It seems the F-Class tradition hasn't been lost."
Hearing this familiar voice, the F-Class students, who were previously acting aloof, had quite the spectacular reaction.
"Clatter!"
Senior Ji Youyou on the sofa immediately threw away her precious cup of poison tea and rushed over barefoot.
In that moment, her creepy "yandere poison healer" vibe vanished instantly, replaced by the surprise of seeing a relative and... acting spoiled?
"Senior!"
Senior Ji Youyou, like a little girl seeing her parent, threw herself in front of Teacher Shen Qing and started rubbing against her arm:
"Wuwuwu! You finally decided to come back and see us!"
"In the days you weren't here, this group of stinky men wasn't fun at all!"
"I missed you to death!"
Nearby, Qiu Yunan, who usually didn't dare to get close to people because of her electrical leaks, was now full of excitement. Because her emotions were fluctuating so wildly, her glasses even fogged up.
Although she didn't dare to pounce, she walked up quickly and bowed like an obedient elementary school student:
"Sen... Teacher Shen! Long time no see!"
"Congratulations on your return, Teacher! Your aura has become even stronger!"
Watching these two female devils, who usually walked around F-Class as if they owned the place, acting as obedient as two little lambs in front of Teacher Shen Qing.
Jiang You was so scared that the apple in his hand fell.
"What the hell?"
"What's the situation?"
"Teacher? Senior? Teacher Shen Qing is this close to them?"
Gou Fugui whispered the context from the side, his tone full of awe:
"Brother Jiang, you don't know."
"Teacher Shen Qing was the first big sister of F-Class! She was also the most terrifying monster in F-Class history!"
"When Senior Ji Youyou and Qiu Yunan first enrolled, they were all trained by Teacher Shen Qing herself!"
"In this F-Class, Teacher Shen Qing is the woman at the top of the food chain! She is the nightmare and idol of all the freaks!"
Just as Senior Ji Youyou and Qiu Yunan were catching up with Teacher Shen Qing.
A sudden clattering of keyboard sounds came from the corner.
The usually calm internet addict, Bai Zimo, was now trembling all over as if he had seen a ghost.
He quickly closed his laptop, curled up into his sleeping bag, and even held the computer up to cover his face, muttering:
"Can't see me... can't see me..."
"This isn't real..."
Jiang You asked curiously, "What's wrong with Senior Bai? Epilepsy?"
Gou Fugui sighed, "Post-traumatic stress disorder."
"It is said that when Senior Bai Zimo was a freshman, he tried to hack into Teacher Shen Qing's phone to peek at photos. As a result, Teacher Shen Qing tracked him down through the network cable, beat him up in reality, and then hung him on a signal tower to blow in the wind for three days and three nights, calling it 'physical cooling'."
"Ever since then, whenever Senior Bai sees Teacher Shen, he immediately triggers."
"This state is actually considered good!"
After hearing this, Jiang You felt a chill down his back, and the hairs on his neck stood up.
Hanging on a flagpole?
Hanging on a signal tower?
Why are this female devil's hobbies so consistent and hardcore?
"No! This place is not suitable for staying long!"
Jiang You remembered the grudge over the glasses from that day, and even more so the top scorer reward he had "lost."
If he were caught by Teacher Shen, wouldn't he be hung on a lightning rod and roasted?
Jiang You rolled his eyes, his gaze instantly locking onto the transparent person Mo Wu, who was preparing to sneak away nearby.
"Hehe, brother, lend me a hand."
Jiang You hunched over and crept behind Mo Wu in an extremely sneaky manner.
He grabbed Mo Wu's shoulders with both hands, shrinking his entire body behind Mo Wu's already unremarkable back, trying to use Mo Wu's passive skill "Everyone Ignores" to exploit a bug.
"Brother Mo! Emergency!"
Jiang You lowered his voice and pleaded in Mo Wu's ear:
"Turn your presence-erasing ability to the max!"
"As long as I can survive this, I'll cover your breakfast from now on! Even if you want to eat dragon meat, I'll get it for you!"
Mo Wu was dumbfounded, wanting to cry from grievance:
"Brother Jiang..."
"This is a passive skill, it's uncontrollable..."
"And you're so big, hiding behind me is like a bear hiding behind a sapling. Can this even work?"
"Less talk! Psychological effect is still an effect! Quickly recite 'I am air' in your heart with me..."
Just as Jiang You and Mo Wu were playing "Eagle Catches Chick."
Over there, Teacher Shen Qing, having finished catching up, finally began to size up the people present once again.
Her sharp phoenix eyes scanned the room, and her powerful aura forced everyone to shut their mouths.
"Alright, catching up ends here."
Teacher Shen Qing pushed away the clingy Senior Ji Youyou, the corners of her mouth curling into a playful smile:
"I heard that a very interesting newcomer has joined this year's F-Class?"
"Not only did he ride on the head of a Martial Saint on the first day of enrollment, but he also declared that 'the current martial arts world is too short'?"
The whole room was deathly silent.
Except for Bai Zimo, who was still playing dead, everyone's eyes subconsciously wanted to look at Jiang You.
But thinking of Teacher Shen Qing's tyranny, everyone forced themselves to turn their heads back, pretending to look at the ceiling or count ants.
Teacher Shen Qing wasn't in a hurry.
She stepped in her high heels, walking into the lobby step by step.
Her gaze swept across every corner like a radar.
Finally, it locked onto the two figures in the corner with extremely weird postures.
A thin boy was standing there trembling, and behind him, half of a butt wearing spongebob pajamas was exposed, along with a pair of iconic flip-flops.
Teacher Shen Qing laughed.
She laughed until her body shook, making Teacher Gu Yan's legs go weak.
She walked straight over, stretched out her leather-gloved hand, and shoved aside the "human bunker" Mo Wu who was blocking the front.
"Ouch!"
Mo Wu was shoved aside like a piece of paper and went to squat in the corner, drawing circles in grievance.
"Wuwuwu, I was discovered after all, but am I just a roadblock?"
As the bunker disappeared.
Jiang You, who was shrinking his neck and reciting "You can't see me" with his eyes closed, was completely exposed to Teacher Shen Qing's line of sight.
"Playing hide-and-seek?"
Teacher Shen Qing looked down at Jiang You, her voice carrying a hint of playfulness:
"Student Jiang, we meet again."
"I heard... you've been living quite comfortably lately?"
"How is that top scorer reward Teacher Gu gave you coming along?"
Jiang You's body stiffened.
He slowly opened his eyes, looking at the beautiful yet dangerous face in front of him, his Adam's apple bobbing with difficulty.
He put on a smile that looked uglier than crying and waved one hand awkwardly:
"Hi... hi?"
"Hello Teacher Shen, what a coincidence? Are you here for a walk too?"
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