398: Chapter 368 Stop pretending, where did you hide your cameras?

Jiang You let out a frantic, pig-like wail in his heart, his scalp tingling.

"What on earth is going on? Have I been hit by an illusion, or have I fallen into some kind of terrifying time-loop barrier?!"

Facing this copy-paste style of in-your-face flirting, Jiang You's defense system instantly collapsed.

No matter what she is after, throwing away this hot potato quickly is the best policy!

"Hiss! Sorry, I'll put you down right now!"

After Li Weiwei was put down, she felt secretly proud.

"This trick from Heart Six really works!"

"Look at this kid, his face is as red as a monkey's butt, and he can't even speak clearly. His psychological defenses have definitely collapsed completely!"

To consolidate her victory, Li Weiwei endured the soreness in the tip of her nose.

She clasped her hands behind her back, leaned forward slightly, tilted her head, and stared straight at Jiang You's dodging gaze. Her red lips parted slightly, and her tone was full of playfulness:

"What's wrong, classmate?"

"Why is your face so red? Are you shy?"

"You didn't... take a secret sniff of my perfume while you were hugging me, did you?"

The words fell.

Jiang You stood rooted to the spot.

He looked at the girl opposite him, who had her hands behind her back, her head tilted, and was forcing herself to look cute.

He also looked at the two trails of nosebleed still faintly reflecting light under her nostrils, as well as the asphalt dust stuck to her chin.

Jiang You completely lost it.

Perfume?

What the hell kind of perfume!

All I smelled was a thick, earthy, and bloody scent, okay!

"Big sister, is this script of yours for staging a fake accident picked up from some bankrupt film studio as second-hand goods?"

Jiang You's mouth twitched wildly. He could no longer hold it in; his initial panic instantly turned into a thick sense of absurdity.

He looked around, then pointed to a utility pole by the roadside and shouted:

"Stop pretending! Where did you hide the camera?"

"Are you filming some prank short video? Or some street social experiment?"

Li Weiwei had been waiting for Jiang You to shyly refute her, but suddenly hearing this baffling question, she was stunned.

"Cam... camera? What camera?"

Li Weiwei blinked her innocent big eyes, feeling a bit confused.

This wasn't in the script!

Shouldn't the male lead be stammering to explain that he didn't secretly sniff her at this point?

"Still pretending!"

Jiang You sneered, crossed his arms, and put on a cold, aloof posture of 'I have seen through everything':

"The same out-of-control bicycle, the same angle of pouncing, even those brain-dead lines are exactly the same!"

"You short-video makers, even if you lack scripts, you shouldn't keep picking on the same sheep to death, right? You just arranged for a female actor to perform this on me ten minutes ago, and now you're sending someone else to do it again?"

"Your assembly line work is too perfunctory! Can't you have some innovative spirit!"

Li Weiwei: "???"

What's going on? Did someone just use this trick on Jiang You?

"Or is this kid testing me? Wanting to see if I approached him with a purpose?"

As a professional agent of the Wusheng Divine Sect, Li Weiwei immediately steadied her mind.

She decided to ignore Jiang You's questioning and forcibly pull the derailed plot back on track!

As long as the next lines match up, the atmosphere can be saved!

Li Weiwei pretended to be pitiful, bit her lip, and said softly, "Classmate, what are you talking about? I don't understand."

"Are you... to other girls..."

Jiang You looked at her, his dead-fish eyes full of pity for a fool.

He even sighed helplessly and directly raised his hand to interrupt her:

"Alright, alright, big sister, let's stop here."

Jiang You used a resigned tone to directly activate his ruthless prediction mode:

"Let me guess what you are going to say next."

"Do you want to say, 'Classmate Jiang You, you are quite good at flirting, how many girls have you said this to?'"

"Then I will ask if you know me."

"Finally, you will tell me with a face of surprise that you have seen me on TV, that I am very famous, and then logically ask to add me as a friend, and then want to be friends with me?"

Jiang You spread his hands while speaking, his face written with 'How lonely it is to be invincible'.

Quiet.

The entire sidewalk fell into a deathly silence.

Li Weiwei stood rooted to the spot, dumbfounded.

Her originally forced, pure smile was now shattering inch by inch.

Her mouth was open wide enough to fit a whole meat bun, and her eyeballs were practically popping out of their sockets.

Spot on!

Not a single word off!

Even the rhythm of her planned pause was accurately predicted by him!

Looking at Li Weiwei's stunned expression, as if she had been struck by lightning, Jiang You just took it as embarrassment after her conspiracy was exposed.

He shook his head and educated her earnestly:

"Big sister, take a piece of advice from me: your scam group needs to upgrade its business library."

"Using the same script for serial scams at the same intersection is just rubbing the intelligence of passersby into the dirt."

"Hurry back and find your director to collect your wages, otherwise today's work will be for nothing."

After speaking, Jiang You waved his hand and turned to leave this place of trouble.

Only Li Weiwei was left bewildered in the wind...

Behind the blinds on the second floor of the street-corner cafe.

"Clatter."

Plum Blossom Three's high-magnification binoculars fell straight onto the wooden floor and rolled twice.

He grabbed his bird's nest of messy hair with both hands, his eyeballs almost popping out, staring fixedly at Jiang You's back as he walked further and further away downstairs.

"Six... Brother Six?"

Plum Blossom Three swallowed, his voice fluttering, "What's the situation? Why did that kid Jiang You suddenly turn around and leave?"

"Did Weiwei succeed or not? Is this mission completed or not?!"

Beside him, Heart Six, who was still holding the book 'The Domineering School Hunk's Exclusive Pampered Cute Little Wife', also had an expression as if he'd seen a ghost.

His middle-aged uncle face, which usually liked to pretend to be deep, was now as stiff as a piece of air-dried bacon.

"It makes no sense..."

Heart Six frantically flipped through the romance novel in his hand, the pages rustling, "The plot has reached this point, shouldn't the male lead be taking out a tissue with a pained face to wipe the dust off the female lead's mouth, then the two of them gaze at each other affectionately in the autumn wind, and finally add each other as friends?"

"Why did he reverse-accelerate and flee the scene instead?!"

"Don't ask me, who do I ask!" Plum Blossom Three was so anxious he was jumping, "Go, go, go! Hurry downstairs and see! Don't let anything go wrong!"

The two didn't even care about paying the bill; like two monkeys with their butts on fire, they scrambled down the cafe stairs, ran all the way, and headed straight to the scene of the crime.

On the sidewalk.

Li Weiwei was standing alone in the cold wind.

Her left hand was holding a tissue to block her nose, which was still oozing blood, and her right hand was wiping the dust off her face. She was like a statue struck by lightning, exuding an aura of hopelessness.

"Weiwei! Weiwei, are you okay!"

Plum Blossom Three started shouting from far away, rushed to her, looked at Li Weiwei's ravaged appearance, and gasped,

"What's the situation? Why is your nosebleed getting worse? Did you gain Jiang You's trust or not?"