81: Chapter 81 Faceless Man vs. Battle Princess Yuyu
[Right Hand (Satisfied)] :
" Hahahaha, I feel like I can take on ten people right now! "
" The feel is great! It's heavy, and it even carries electricity! "
" This is the kind of weapon a real man should use! "
" Brain, change gear! Tonight we are — — the Dark Night Ranger! "
Jiang You skillfully pulled that "Faceless Man" outfit out of his ring.
He threw on the black trench coat, covering the spongebob pajamas underneath.
He snapped on the white mask, covering his face which was still drooling.
That "Faceless Man" who made the whole school tremble in fear was back online!
Jiang You stepped with one foot on the balcony railing, his black trench coat fluttering loudly in the night wind.
He held the zixiao thunder bamboo, looking just like a solitary swordsman about to embark on a campaign.
[Legs] :
" Height is moderate, wind speed is moderate. "
" Takeoff! "
Just as Jiang You was about to leap forward to have a "final carnival" on campus.
Suddenly.
From the balcony on the third floor above his head, a voice came, extremely cold and filled with suppressed anger:
" Finally... caught you! "
" Faceless Man! "
Before the organs in his body could react.
" Whoosh — — "
A thick purple mist poured down like a waterfall from the third floor, instantly enveloping the second-floor balcony where Jiang You was.
The mist carried a sweet, dizzying fragrance, along with the faint "hissing" sound of corrosion.
[Internal Chat Group]
[Lungs (Taking a deep breath)] :
" Cough cough? What is this smell? "
" Where did this perfume come from? It's a bit choking, isn't it? "
[Brain (Alert)] :
" Wrong! This isn't perfume! "
" This is high-concentration neurotoxin! "
" Although it can't kill us, this trench coat is just a cheap item Slacker Ruler bought for 29.90 with free shipping, it will get corroded and ruined! This is our only battle robe! "
" Evasion! "
" Whoosh! "
The moment before the mist touched the hem of his coat, Jiang You's figure vanished into thin air.
The next second.
He had already landed in the center of the courtyard downstairs, landing silently with elegant posture.
Immediately after.
" Rustle... "
A purple silhouette drifted down from the third floor like a ghost, landing lightly ten meters across from Jiang You.
The moonlight poured down.
Illuminating the face of the person who had arrived.
Senior Ji Youyou.
She was still wearing that iconic purple cheongsam, barefoot, and the bells on her ankles didn't make a single sound in the night wind.
But at this moment, she was no longer that lazy and charming senior.
Her eyes were cold as knives, and murderous aura visible to the naked eye swirled around her.
Senior Ji Youyou was not holding any weapons in her hands; only that little white snake was coiled on her shoulder, flicking its tongue at Jiang You and hissing threateningly.
For the past two days, Senior Ji Youyou had been having the little white snake keep an eye on the movement downstairs.
Ever since the incident where "Faceless Man" stole her underwear, she had been holding back a fire.
Tonight, she finally managed to ambush him!
" You are that legendary Faceless Man? "
Senior Ji Youyou stared coldly at the masked man in black before her.
For some reason.
She felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity from this person.
That body shape, that standing posture... did she seem to have seen it somewhere before?
But what shocked her even more was.
The aura emanating from the other party.
Although there was no spiritual energy fluctuation, standing there, he was like an insurmountable mountain.
Even from ten meters away, she could feel a suffocating pressure!
That was the intuition of a strong person!
This was definitely not an ordinary petty thief!
[Internal Chat Group]
[Brain] :
" Analyze target: The woman playing with the snake on the third floor. "
" Threat level: Low. "
" But she is blocking our way. And she wants to corrode our clothes. "
" Let's teach her a lesson today. "
In reality.
Facing Senior Ji Youyou's questioning, Faceless Man did not speak.
Under the mask, there was dead silence.
He just slowly raised his right hand.
" Hum! "
That zixiao thunder bamboo was swung by him out of thin air, pointing diagonally at the ground.
Then.
He extended his left hand towards Senior Ji Youyou, curling his fingers in an extremely arrogant and provocative manner.
The meaning was clear:
If you want to fight, come on, stop with the nonsense!
The killing intent in Senior Ji Youyou's eyes instantly surged.
" Arrogant! "
" Since you want to die, then I will grant your wish! "
" Little White! Bite him! "
" Hiss — —!! "
The Taiyin Jade Snake that had been coiled on Senior Ji Youyou's shoulder, although it had been scared witless by Jiang You yesterday, was now facing this "masked freak" and did not know that this was that terrifying "daddy" from yesterday.
It received its master's kill order and instantly transformed into a white bolt of lightning, opening its fangs and shooting straight at Jiang You's face!
At the same time.
Senior Ji Youyou stepped down, her purple skirt blooming like a poisonous flower.
Her hands formed seals, and countless purple poison needles, like a rainstorm of pear blossoms, blocked all of Jiang You's retreat paths!
" Die! "
Facing this overwhelming attack.
Jiang You remained standing in place, motionless.
[Brain (Terrifyingly calm)] :
" Too slow. "
" Is this speed supposed to be slow motion? "
" Right Hand, teach that long worm the logic of being a snake. Pay attention to the force, don't kill it, that is food... oh no, it's a protected animal. "
In reality.
Just as the white snake was about to bite the mask.
The zixiao thunder bamboo in Jiang You's hand moved.
There were no fancy moves.
Just a casual flick upwards.
" Slap! "
A crisp sound rang out.
That aggressive Tier 4 spirit snake was hit precisely on its seven-inch mark by the bamboo tip, as if it were being hit in baseball.
" Hiss — —! "
The white snake let out a scream and flew backward at twice the speed it came, hanging directly on a crooked tree in the courtyard, dizzy and spinning in circles.
Immediately after.
Facing the sky full of poison needles.
The zixiao thunder bamboo in Jiang You's hand danced into a purple light screen.
" Ding ding ding ding ding! "
A dense sound of impact rang out.
All the poison needles, without exception, were all knocked away!
A few were even bounced back by Jiang You using clever force, grazing Senior Ji Youyou's cheek and cutting off a few strands of hair.
Senior Ji Youyou's pupils shrank.
" What? "
" How can it be so fast! "
However, before she could react, that black-clothed figure suddenly disappeared.
" Oh no! "
Senior Ji Youyou instinctively wanted to retreat.
But a large hand wearing a black glove had already silently placed itself on her shoulder.
A terrifying force came, instantly sealing all the spiritual energy nodes in her body!
" This is... "
Senior Ji Youyou was horrified.
The other party's speed... was so fast that even she, a Tier 4 Martial Artist, could not catch it!
She wanted to resist, but found that she had been pressed down by the other party with one hand, her whole body forced to half-kneel on the ground, unable to move!
That purple bamboo stick was gently lifting her chin.
Under the mask, although the expression could not be seen.
But Senior Ji Youyou could feel it.
It was a kind of absolute, high-and-mighty, cat-playing-with-a-mouse mockery.
The other party clearly had a hundred ways to kill her.
But he chose the most humiliating one — physical confrontation, total domination!
[Internal Chat Group]
[Right Hand (Proud)] :
" Done! "
" The feel is nice, soft. "
" But this woman is too fierce, need to let her calm down. "
[Legs] :
" Stop playing! Hurry up and leave! If we don't leave, we'll be surrounded by onlookers! "
[Brain] :
" Retreat. Giving a lesson is enough, don't make the relationship too stiff, after all, we still need to mooch a bath at her place in the future. "
In reality.
Jiang You did not actually hurt Senior Ji Youyou.
He just used the bamboo stick to lift her chin, pausing for a second, seemingly enjoying her terrified and ashamed expression.
Then.
He retracted the bamboo stick, and his figure flashed.
Like a gust of wind, he instantly disappeared outside the courtyard wall.
Leaving only a back view that hadn't said a word, yet was completely filled with swagger.
Senior Ji Youyou knelt on the ground, panting heavily, cold sweat soaking her back.
She watched the disappearing black shadow, the killing intent in her eyes gradually fading, replaced by a complex emotion she had never felt before.
Shock, fear, and a trace of...
Indescribable excitement.
" Such terrifying strength... "
" Is this the Faceless Man? "
" He just now... could have clearly killed me... "
" But he didn't. "
Senior Ji Youyou touched her chin that had been lifted, a strange blush appearing on her face:
" Is he... flirting with me? "
" Hehehe... "
" Interesting... too interesting... "
" No matter who you are, you have successfully aroused my interest. "
Senior Ji Youyou slowly stood up, patted the dust off her dress, looked at the little white snake still spinning in circles on the crooked tree, and revealed a sickly smile:
" Little White, stop being dizzy. "
" We... have met a true master. "
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