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193: Do you think my aesthetic taste has no bottom line?

“Let me first explain the work process—”

Before the boss could finish, Shen Bei interrupted him: “Don’t disturb my work. Go back to your office and drink tea; leave the rest to me.”

With that, Shen Bei darted into the changing room and put on the lifeguard uniform.

The top was a loose, breathable short-sleeved polo shirt with the prominent word “LIFEGUARD” printed on the chest.

The fabric of the clothing was quick-drying, ensuring the lifeguard remained comfortable and dry in hot and humid environments.

The bottom consisted of dark athletic shorts, designed to be simple and practical, with large pockets on both sides for storing necessary rescue equipment.

The length of the pant legs was moderate, ensuring freedom of movement while avoiding unnecessary resistance when moving in water.

In addition, Shen Bei wore a thick buoyancy belt around his waist, equipped with essential gear like a rescue whistle and a first-aid kit.

Almost instantly, Shen Bei reappeared in the swimming pool.

The boss gave him a thumbs-up: “Positive work attitude.”

Shen Bei waved his hand. Shouldn't a bee diligently collect nectar when it enters a flower patch?

At this moment,

a group of young, lively girls, dressed in colorful bikinis, resembled vibrant flowers blooming on the clear blue water.

Some were bright peach, like the rising sun of summer.

Some were deep sea blue, like the tranquil depths of the ocean.

There were also fresh lemon yellow, delicate cherry blossom pink, and dazzling fluorescent green.

They either boldly displayed their healthy tanned skin or subtly accentuated their graceful curves, fully showcasing the unique youthful charm of young women.

The girls frolicked in the pool.

Some gently leaped into the water, splashing crystal-clear waves.

Some floated leisurely on the surface, enjoying their rare free time.

Others splashed water at each other, sometimes covering their mouths to giggle, playing and chasing, their figures appearing and disappearing in the water like dancing spirits.

Shen Bei walked along the edge of the pool, feigning professionalism, constantly scanning and comparing.

He nodded frequently.

Truly excellent.

This job was simply delightful and a feast for the eyes.

Of course, this job also had its awkward aspects.

He had to maintain self-control.

He couldn’t let it get hard.

Otherwise, walking around with a 'gun' sticking out would be too indecent.

And he would easily be called a pervert.

He might even get beaten up.

But what kind of person was Shen Bei?

A Martial Artist!

Although this self-control came from instinct and was difficult to manage,

Shen Bei had gained the ability to freely manipulate the time attribute in the Fifth Dimension.

As soon as the enticing sight of the girls caused any sign of arousal,

he would immediately reverse the flow of Qi and suppress it.

So, in the boss's eyes, Shen Bei looked like a true gentleman, earning him a thumbs-up.

Actually, this swimming complex not only had a pool but also amusement facilities.

Water slides, large turntables, surfing, and so on.

The girls would wait in the pool for the wave machine to start.

With the roar of the machine, rolling “miniature waves” gradually formed in the pool, pushing forward.

Their height and force perfectly simulated the real waves on a beach.

The girls appeared and disappeared among the waves, and although they were sometimes caught off guard by a wave, they never tired of it.

Just then,

a girl hiding behind the amusement facility called out to Shen Bei a few times: “Hey, mister, mister, over here!”

Shen Bei looked up to see the girl with a flushed and timid expression.

Shen Bei took a few steps towards her, but the girl quickly held out her hand to stop him: “Don’t come over!”

Shen Bei: ???

“Is something wrong?” Shen Bei asked, confused.

She wasn't drowning, nor did she seem to want swimming lessons.

What was it?

Shen Bei imagined a scenario. Could it be…

Holy cow!

Shen Bei's scalp tingled.

Could she not have held it in and needed toilet paper?

That wouldn't do!

The girl stammered, whispering: “It—it got washed away. Can you help me get it back?”

Shen Bei said, “Ah? What got washed away?”

“That thing!”

“Which thing? Please be clear; don’t make it difficult for me, a staff member.”

The girl pursed her lips, suppressing her voice: “The padding fell off, and the top is gone too…”

Shen Bei: …

Shen Bei's mouth twitched.

This was the consequence of showing off.

Shen Bei had some impression of this girl.

When she was warming up, her figure was incredibly slender and thin.

But her breasts were shockingly large, out of proportion with her body.

Now, the padded items had fallen off, and the top had been washed away…

Shen Bei clicked his tongue, jumped into the pool, and dove underwater to search for the cover-up.

Underwater, there was a forest of long legs, a delightful sight.

Shen Bei swam underwater, causing the girls to squeal.

They thought Shen Bei was a pervert or a fetishist.

It wasn't until Shen Bei retrieved the top from underwater and tossed it to the girl hiding behind that the other girls almost burst out laughing.

Shen Bei climbed ashore, shaking the water off his body.

Did a good deed, happiness +1.

This was the joy of work!

Only workers understood.

“Mister, teach me how to swim.”

A clear, crisp voice came.

The voice was incredibly sweet, at least four plus signs.

Wasn't this walking right into a trap!

Shen Bei turned back, quite excited.

But with that glance, Shen Bei almost died.

Good heavens.

A tank-level girl blinked her eyes.

It was hard to describe how fat she was.

But when she entered the water, the pool water overflowed…

Shen Bei immediately pulled a face: “I don’t teach.”

My job wasn't about having no taste.

There were bottom lines for aesthetic and body requirements.

At this moment, another slender girl teased: “Then teach me.”

Shen Bei nodded with satisfaction: “If I can’t teach you, it would be an insult to my professional career.”

“Double standards, bleh!~~”

The girl dove headfirst into the pool, swimming like a fish.

Shen Bei scoffed and explained to the others: “This isn’t double standards; this is selection.”

The girls collectively rolled their eyes.

Shen Bei sternly warned them: “Play is play, but don’t cross the yellow line. Otherwise, I’ll confiscate your tools.”

The girls’ eyelids twitched, and they collectively spat:

“Pah! How disgusting!”

“Do you really think we’re as shameless as men?”

“You ruined my good mood with one sentence. I’m going to report you and get your salary docked.”

“Why are there no female lifeguards?”

“This is truly a headache.”

Shen Bei faced the chattering girls, completely unconcerned.

He lay on a sun lounger, looking comfortable and content.

According to Shen Bei's prediction, this job shouldn't yield many attributes.

It might even offer no rewards.

But it was truly enjoyable.

Just then,

suddenly,

a panicked scream came from the pool: “Someone’s drowning!”

Shen Bei sprang up with a splash.

He looked over at a glance.

He saw several girls had already pulled the drowning girl ashore and were circling her in a panic.

Shen Bei ran half a circle and went over.

“Move aside! Let me do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!”

Damn it.

He had waited for so long; finally, someone was drowning!

The moment for benefits had arrived!

How exciting!

Shen Bei eagerly pushed aside the onlookers.

He also chewed a piece of gum.

This was a sign of respect for the customer.

What if it was her first kiss? He had to leave a good impression, right?

The result…

Shen Bei glanced at the drowning girl and was about to leave.

But others grabbed him: “Hey, hey? Save her! Mouth-to-mouth, why are you running away!”

Shen Bei’s teeth hurt: “I, I don’t know how. I’ll go find the boss.”

“Don’t pretend! You were just shouting about mouth-to-mouth. Hurry up and breathe!”

Shen Bei scratched his head, looking at the drowning person lying on the ground.

A large mass of flesh was spread on the ground.

That's right.

It was the same fat girl who had just asked him for lessons…

He really couldn't bring himself to do it.

Her lips were so thick they looked like two Qiu Lin red sausages hanging there.

Shen Bei gestured, trying to find an excuse: “Look, her lips are too big. My entire head could fit in her mouth. My mouth-to-mouth would leak air. I can’t do it, I can’t do it.”

“We don’t care, you have to save her!” The girls were relentless, holding onto Shen Bei and not letting go.

Shen Bei offered a suggestion: “Men and women shouldn’t touch. Wouldn’t this ruin her innocence? How about this: we do a relay. I breathe in oxygen, then breathe it into your mouth, and you then give her mouth-to-mouth. Then I breathe in another breath of oxygen and breathe it into another girl’s mouth.”

“I believe, with everyone working together, we can save her!”

All the girls: …

Listen, are you speaking human language?

Good heavens, you want to kiss all of us!

Can’t we breathe on our own? Do we need you?

“Since you’re not speaking, I’ll take your silence as agreement to my plan. Come, come, line up, all ready to pucker your lips and receive oxygen from me.”

Splash…

All the girls scattered.

Shen Bei shrugged and also turned to leave.

As for the fat girl… let her lie there.

Trying to steal my kiss?

Dream on!

She was even snoring in her sleep. I'm speechless.

The day’s work quickly ended amidst the girls’ frolicking.

Shen Bei cleaned the swimming pool and disinfected it.

Then he received his wages of 200 yuan.

He shook the boss’s hand, saying with great excitement: “If there’s ever work like this again, please remember me.”

The boss said, “Actually, I originally had two lifeguards here. One of them is a sickly person who often takes leave.”

“The other one, I don’t know what happened, didn’t come today and didn’t ask for leave. I can’t reach him.”

“When they come back, I guess you won’t have this good fortune.”

He was sad… Shen Bei felt a little melancholic.

Just then,

in the previously quiet swimming pool, several footsteps echoed.

And urgent inquiries:

“Old Zhang, I was just looking for you. Something unexpected happened, and I need to ask you something. Wait—”

“How… it’s you again!”

Shen Bei: …

This voice was too familiar.

Lingnan City Cabbage Association VIP member, armchair critic at crime scenes, reimbursement expert—Gu Changfeng!

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