3: If you pass the warrior exam, the teacher will ask you to kiss him.
Ding-a-ling…
At this moment, Shen Bei was clad in a yellow robe, enjoying lavish meals… delivering takeout to customers.
Shen Bei could clearly feel that after yesterday's panel settlement reward of driving skills +1, his driving skills had become even more proficient.
The small electric scooter beneath him seemed to transform into a luxury BMW, weaving through the bustling traffic, darting into every gap, and driving recklessly.
It scared the female drivers into screaming.
This particular takeout order was to be delivered by Shen Bei to a female customer.
As for why Shen Bei was so sure it was a female customer, it was because the order stated: “Send a handsome guy, otherwise, a bad review.”
Most people wouldn't dare to take this order.
Only Shen Bei had the confidence for it.
The result…
He knocked on the customer's door according to the address.
What emerged was not a beauty.
Instead, it was a rainbow-colored person with a buzz cut, a round face, a full beard, and glasses!
This rainbow person was wearing red briefs.
It was truly an eyesore.
He leaned against the doorframe, his rough voice chattering, “Handsome boy, want some sausage?”
Shen Bei's anus tightened.
I'll eat your grandpa!
With a bang, he slammed the door shut and fled in a panic.
Shen Bei couldn't help but sigh, delivering takeout was truly a job that tested one's mettle.
He encountered all sorts of strange creatures.
After delivering a few orders, the address for the last order surprised Shen Bei somewhat.
It was the floor above his own apartment in his residential complex.
Shen Bei frowned, “Isn’t the apartment above mine empty, always unoccupied?”
With some doubt, Shen Bei accepted the order.
After picking up the food, he rode his small electric scooter back to the complex.
The inheritance Shen Bei's parents left him was an old, dilapidated apartment building in an old complex.
It was so old that the complex had seen several generations of residents come and go, yet it still stood firm without collapsing.
It was so run-down that a tree as thick as a wrist grew on the roof, and no one bothered to manage it.
It was so old that any brick casually pried off could be sold as an antique.
This complex had no property management, but it did have security guards.
A few stray dogs occupied the guardhouse, their wages consisting only of a few bones fed by residents.
However, the residents here were full of hope for the future.
As soon as one entered the complex, they could see a large, exceptionally fresh character for “Demolish” sprayed on the walls of the buildings.
This “Demolish” character was no small matter.
If one were to ask what business was the most profitable, it was undoubtedly demolition.
Move a house, get a Lamborghini.
Tear down a house, get a Panamera.
Shift a house, get a Range Rover Sport.
Spray the demolition character, immediately get a Mercedes-Benz!
These common sayings didn't just appear out of nowhere.
Whether on Blue Star or in this High Martial world, it was all the same flavor.
It's just that...
The flavor of the complex Shen Bei lived in was a bit stale…
This “Demolish” character had been sprayed for over ten years, yet no developer had ever waved cash to make the residents take the money and leave.
Through wind and rain, the “Demolish” character should have long since peeled off.
But the residents of this complex particularly liked this character.
Whenever the “Demolish” character couldn't hold on and was about to fall off, someone would always respray it.
Shen Bei could only sigh.
Hoping to get rich from the demolition of this complex was less reliable than hoping to pass the Martial Arts.
Arriving downstairs, Shen Bei carried the takeout upstairs.
He passed his own home on the third floor.
Reaching the fourth floor, he knocked on the door.
Soon, a man with a rather fierce appearance and a gloomy Aura walked out.
“Your takeout…”
Shen Bei handed it over.
The man grunted through his nostrils.
“Did you buy or rent this apartment?” Shen Bei asked curiously.
The man raised his eyes, a fierce glare sweeping over him, “What does that have to do with you?”
Shen Bei said, “I live downstairs. The waterproofing in this apartment isn't very good. I'm just reminding you to use a bucket when you shower, otherwise, water will seep into my room.”
“Oh?”
The man curled his lips, “Is that so? I really didn't know. The landlord didn't tell me when I rented it.”
Shen Bei tilted his head, “We're neighbors, upstairs and downstairs. It's good that you know.”
The man nodded, then suddenly asked, “You look like a student, right? Why are you still delivering takeout? Don't your family manage you?”
Shen Bei immediately said, “They do, of course they do. They beat me three times a day, but it feels better to spend the pocket money I earn myself.”
“That's true.” The man smiled, “Come up and visit sometime.”
“Okay.”
Before leaving, Shen Bei also reminded him, “Don't forget to give a five-star review.”
…
Leaving the fourth floor, Shen Bei felt a prickling sensation on his back, as if he was being watched.
When Shen Bei suddenly turned back, the man quickly closed the door.
Shen Bei scratched his head, “This person feels strange.”
He couldn't pinpoint what was strange, but it was like there was a type of Evil Qi.
Shen Bei didn't think much of it.
He called his employer to ask if he needed to walk the husky tonight.
The employer had time today, so Shen Bei didn't earn the commission for this job and felt like he had lost a hundred million.
Returning to his doorstep, as soon as he opened the door, Teacher Professor Gu Xinrou suddenly appeared behind Shen Bei like a ghost.
Shen Bei only felt a burst of fragrant scent, that unique feminine Aura of Teacher Professor Gu Xinrou.
Professor Gu Xinrou twisted his ear, “I finally caught you.”
“Violent home visits are not good,” Shen Bei said with a grimace.
“Smart mouth, get in here!”
Professor Gu Xinrou pushed Shen Bei into the house.
Once inside, Professor Gu Xinrou acted as if she were in her own home, inspecting each room.
Shen Bei watched speechlessly and said, “Teacher, have you changed careers to become a police officer?”
Professor Gu Xinrou had her own explanation, “I'm checking if you're keeping a mistress. Otherwise, why would you be working so hard to earn money at school age?”
Shen Bei's mouth twitched.
Just saying, what does it have to do with you if I keep a mistress?
As a teacher, isn't she being a bit too nosy?
At this moment, Professor Gu Xinrou pointed at the toilet paper in the wastebasket, her face turning pale with shock and annoyance, saying, “Do you have some misunderstanding about physiology class?”
Shen Bei rubbed his temples and argued, “I had a cold a few days ago…”
A blush suddenly rose on Professor Gu Xinrou's fair face, and her jade-like eyes stared intently at the trash can. She said, “That… Teacher misunderstood.”
Then, Professor Gu Xinrou straightened her face and said, “Even if you live alone, you must pay attention to cleaning!”
Shen Bei yawned, “Ah… right, right, right.”
Professor Gu Xinrou sat down on the sofa and officially began the home visit.
However, Shen Bei's attention was completely diverted.
As Professor Gu Xinrou sat down, her round, perky buttocks made the back of her dress protrude into an alluring curve, captivating him.
Her straight, long legs were faintly visible beneath the fabric of her skirt, stirring his soul.
“Tell me, what exactly are you thinking?”
Professor Gu Xinrou's eyebrows furrowed, her face clouded with worry, sighing repeatedly, staring directly at Shen Bei, this unruly student.
Shen Bei swallowed, “Should I tell you the truth?”
Professor Gu Xinrou nodded.
Shen Bei said with a serious face, “Please, Teacher, wait a few more years for me. Although you are three years older than me, a woman three years older brings a golden brick.”
Professor Gu Xinrou's eyebrows raised.
“What… what are you saying?”
Professor Gu Xinrou listened, stunned and speechless, her beautiful eyes narrowed into two slits, reflecting a gaze that seemed to want to devour him.
Shen Bei slapped his head and exclaimed, “Oh… I misunderstood.”
Why did that sound so familiar!
Professor Gu Xinrou's brow furrowed even deeper, and she sighed softly, “It’s not that I’m lecturing you, but look at your family's circumstances. In the future, if you can find someone who has been married five times, it won't be bad. Although I don't have a boyfriend, you shouldn't set your sights on me.”
“Five marriages?” Shen Bei felt that the teacher's words were too harsh, “Am I really that bad?”
Five marriages, wouldn't the engine be leaking oil by then? Wouldn't the windshield of the driver's cabin be gone?
“Otherwise?”
Professor Gu Xinrou spread her hands, her beautiful hair swaying with her head, and said again, “Martial Arts Entrance Exam completely failed, liberal arts lagging behind, what achievements can you possibly have?”
Every word was harsh, and Shen Bei couldn't help but feel ashamed and annoyed, “Teacher, if I pass the Martial Arts, what's the reward?”
Professor Gu Xinrou was stunned, her beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, her gaze trembling slightly, “You? Alright, if you pass, I'll let you kiss me.”
“You said it!”
Shen Bei licked his lips, extremely excited.
Professor Gu Xinrou was about to advise Shen Bei not to be overly ambitious and to be down-to-earth.
Just then, her phone rang.
After answering, Professor Gu Xinrou's brow instantly furrowed in worry, and her eyes trembled…
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