243: Taking off clothes right after meeting? That's not good, right?
This is Shen Bei's small home.
Jian Tong emerged from a misty cloud, wrapped in her pajamas.
Shen Bei looked at Jian Tong and couldn't help but swallow.
A beauty emerging from her bath.
More captivating than a thousand.
At this moment, Jian Tong still looked like a somewhat naive young girl.
Her short black hair fell smoothly, reaching her neck, with edges as neat as a sliced watermelon, and the tips of her hair curled slightly inward towards her cheeks, forming a graceful arc.
Her bangs were also cut very neatly, parting slightly from the middle to both sides, and two thin strands of hair fell in front of her ears along her softly curved cheeks, making her look somewhat adorable.
"The bed is warm," Shen Bei patted the bed, his smile a little impatient.
Jian Tong blushed with shyness.
"Turn off the light!"
As she spoke, she tossed her long hair over her shoulder and gently unhooked her bathrobe, revealing a smooth, fragrant shoulder. In the dim light, she looked like an elf who had accidentally descended to the human world, her clothes disheveled, exuding a myriad of charms.
Shen Bei rolled his eyes, "It's hard to do things in the dark."
Jian Tong glared at him and burrowed under the covers.
She clutched the blanket tightly, not daring to show her face.
Seeing the misty look in Jian Tong's eyes and the alluring sheen on her slightly upturned lips, Shen Bei couldn't help but lean down and kiss her sweet lips and tongue.
Jian Tong's cherry lips trembled, emitting a series of pleasant quivers, her long eyelashes swaying like reeds in the wind.
…
Twisted lightning tore through the oppressive early night, like dancing snakes from mythology. They summoned rain to fill the heavens and earth, and then summoned gales to fill the last gaps, completely fusing the two together.
Fortunately, they had the wind at their backs, pushing them forward at high speed. The bicycle cut through the rain curtain like a razor.
Lightning occasionally illuminated the girl, her soaked body revealing every curve, her long hair dancing in the wind like flickering black flames.
She truly resembled Gorky's petrel, flying proudly against the wind and waves, soaring proudly over the roaring sea, amidst the lightning.
…
After daybreak.
Shen Bei and the others met at the station and boarded the bus back to Lingnan City.
Qi Chuanyu scrutinized Shen Bei, clicking his tongue a few times, "You look quite spirited. It's true that people rely on clothes, and horses rely on saddles."
Shen Bei looked at his clothes; they were very ordinary.
Only about a thousand or eight hundred yuan.
More spirited?
Hmm…
Perhaps he's started a new life and is feeling wonderful?
"They all say a man changes a lot after eighteen, so it seems I also need to get some good clothes to become more handsome," Qi Chuanyu muttered.
Shen Bei stroked his chin and said, "I want to say, Sun Wukong also knows 72 transformations, but no matter how much he changes, isn't he still a monkey?"
"Damn it!" Qi Chuanyu glared at Shen Bei, seemingly triggered, "Is the hole between your upper and lower jaw filled with swill from last night?"
Shen Bei spread his hands, "Look, you have the two thinnest things in the world: one is your wallet, and the other is your psychological defense line."
Qi Chuanyu: …
Can't talk anymore, really can't talk anymore.
Everyone just be silent!
…
Two hours later.
The bus arrived in Lingnan City.
The group got off at Lingnan Martial Arts University.
Shen Bei hadn't returned to school for at least twenty days.
Everything was as it was.
The students on campus were busy with their own affairs.
Occasionally, someone would see Shen Bei, greet him, and then shout 'awesome,' but there were no unnecessary disturbances.
Awesome things should be acknowledged.
But it wasn't enough to make students chase after Shen Bei to gawk and cheer.
Everyone was quite busy; no one had extra time to waste on Shen Bei.
Shen Bei, on the other hand, felt relaxed; this sense of boundary was very good, very comfortable.
At the same time, there were several banners on the main road.
The general meaning was to celebrate the capture of the Changtu County Permanent Dungeon, breaking national records.
And it specifically praised Shen Bei's achievements, etc.
Lingnan City University also benefited from the glory.
Shen Bei escorted Jian Tong to the girls' dormitory building, waved goodbye, and left.
He hadn't walked far.
He happened to meet Niu Yanben and Du Ziteng.
"Damn! That's not cool," Du Ziteng greeted him head-on, "Why didn't you call ahead when you came back?"
Shen Bei said to Qi Chuanyu and the others with deep emotion, "Look at Ah Du's demeanor and generosity. If we had called before coming back, he would definitely have arranged a welcome banquet for us and treated us to a meal."
Qi Chuanyu nodded heavily, shook Du Ziteng's hand, and said with an apologetic look, "It was our oversight; we didn't consider your thoughts and feelings. How about this, it's not too late to invite us now, it's just noon."
Du Ziteng: …
"No…" Du Ziteng bristled, his eyes wide, "Are you guys putting on a double act for me? Singing and harmonizing, what the hell!"
Niu Yanben laughed heartily on the side, "Shen Bei's triumphant return, a welcome banquet is definitely in order! Let's go, over here!"
Led by Niu Yanben, the four entered the cafeteria…
Shen Bei didn't mind; as long as there was food, it was fine.
Niu Yanben, however, kept looking left and right, occasionally staring at passing students.
Shen Bei gnawed on a chicken leg and asked, "What's with all the fuss? What are you doing?"
Niu Yanben sniffed, "Last time we ate here, I had an accidental leak, didn't I? Now whenever I come here, I always feel a chill down my spine, like someone's targeting me."
Shen Bei: …
Shen Bei coughed, "Don't worry, no one's targeting you. You have no money and no good looks."
Niu Yanben slammed the table and said angrily, "Who gave Shen Bei a bullet to eat?"
Qi Chuanyu was shoveling food, "Niu Liu, don't mind this guy, he's been a jerk since morning."
Shen Bei put down his chopsticks, "I'm clearly stating facts, okay?"
Everyone rolled their eyes.
At this moment, Liao Zhongyang nudged Shen Bei with his elbow and asked with a grin, "Yesterday, you and Jian Tong… did you… how was it?"
Shen Bei coughed, "It can only be understood, not expressed in words. Go find someone yourself."
Slap!
Du Ziteng slapped the table, startling Shen Bei, "What are you doing now?"
"You, you, you!" Du Ziteng said with a look of jealousy and displeasure, clapping his hands and lamenting, "How could you! I haven't even found a partner yet, and you're already on base?"
Shen Bei scoffed, "My child will be buying soy sauce before you even find a partner."
Du Ziteng cried…
Amidst the chatter and laughter, lunch concluded.
The four parted ways, each going about their business.
Shen Bei headed to the teachers' office to find Professor Gu Xinrou.
He pushed open the door.
Professor Gu Xinrou was holding a large cabbage, examining it up, down, left, and right.
"Teacher," Shen Bei greeted loudly.
Professor Gu Xinrou looked up, her lips curving into a crescent moon smile, "Sit down. I saw the news; your performance in the Dungeon was really impressive."
"It's all thanks to the teacher's excellent guidance."
"Oh, please," Professor Gu Xinrou put down the cabbage and sniffed, "I finally understand. It's not you following me, but me following you."
"What do you mean?"
"My replication plan failed, you see," Professor Gu Xinrou said, shrugging.
Shen Bei: …
It would be a miracle if it didn't fail.
Without a settlement System, no matter how much you make students work themselves to death, their strength won't increase.
However, Professor Gu Xinrou was quite reflective; this time, she finally knew who was the boss.
"Why are you holding a large cabbage?" Shen Bei asked, puzzled.
Professor Gu Xinrou said with extreme excitement, "It's a large cabbage that fell from a window sill upstairs when I was shopping."
Shen Bei scratched his head, "That's still no reason to pick it up."
"What do you know!" Professor Gu Xinrou explained earnestly, "This is called unexpected wealth from heaven!"
Shen Bei: …
No, Teacher, are you switching professions to metaphysics now?
That works too?
Shen Bei coughed, "Teacher, you still need to save money yourself, otherwise you'll have to rely on weather forecasts when you're old."
"Hmm? What does that mean?"
"You'll starve without the northwest wind."
Professor Gu Xinrou: …
Professor Gu Xinrou suddenly stood up and, with a playful pout, pinched Shen Bei's ear, "I still have my brother to support me!"
"Oh, come on," Shen Bei chuckled, "A unit where even braised pork is a luxury, what kind of future can it have?"
Professor Gu Xinrou tilted her head and poked Shen Bei's head, "Do you have something to say? Do you have something to say? Do you have something to say?"
Shen Bei put on a serious face and said, "Yes."
"Speak!"
Shen Bei glanced around the office; it was empty. Then he got up and locked the office door.
Professor Gu Xinrou was a little flustered.
You, what are you going to do?
Then, she saw Shen Bei begin to unbutton his shirt.
Professor Gu Xinrou's mouth twitched, and she asked in astonishment, "You, what are you going to do?"
"To show you," Shen Bei said.
"I'm not looking! Get away!"
As she spoke, Professor Gu Xinrou expressionlessly drew out a large cleaver and held it in her hand.
She looked as if, should Shen Bei dare to undress, that blade would be the judge of life and death.
When Shen Bei pulled out two Martial Skills from his chest, he looked at the cleaver in Professor Gu Xinrou's hand, a little dumbfounded, "Teacher… what are you doing?"
Professor Gu Xinrou's expression was blank, and she was completely flustered.
She, she got the wrong idea…
She thought Shen Bei was taking off his clothes, but it turned out he was pulling out books…
"Ahem," Professor Gu Xinrou coughed twice to ease the awkwardness, "I've recently had some insights into blade techniques, so I just take it out to look at it, yes, that's it."
Shen Bei clicked his tongue, not bothering with it, and pushed the books in front of Professor Gu Xinrou, "Teacher, please help me see if these are Martial Skills."
"Again, from the Dungeon?"
Professor Gu Xinrou was secretly surprised.
One should know that last time Shen Bei had already obtained a Martial Skill from the Dungeon, the Heaven-Defying Absorbing Skill.
Good heavens, this time during the Changtu Dungeon defense battle, he got two more!
Was this luck a bit Heaven-Defying?
Professor Gu Xinrou didn't look at the books first but sniffed around Shen Bei, inhaling.
"Teacher, what are you doing? Control these perverted hobbies!" Shen Bei howled.
Professor Gu Xinrou pressed her hand down and said through gritted teeth, "Don't talk nonsense! This is called absorbing good luck."
Shen Bei: …
Then, the satisfied Professor Gu Xinrou opened the Martial Skills and quickly looked them over.
After a few minutes of silence in the office.
Professor Gu Xinrou rubbed her nose and said, "From a preliminary look, both are Martial Skills."
"If I were to translate them, one would be called 'Blood King Hegemonic Body,' and the other, 'Yin Yang Reversal Fist.'"
Shen Bei was very happy but also fell into thought.
He felt that Professor Gu Xinrou's translation had some flaws…
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