249: War of words in game forums

"Glory Shop!"

This title caught Lin Yue's attention. He clicked on it, took a quick look, and discovered that no one could definitively say what was sold in the shop; it was all speculation at the moment. The game's official channels hadn't released any announcements, nor had anyone leaked any information, so it seemed their secrecy was very good.

But his guess was correct: he was only the first player to participate in a million-scale battle, not the first to earn Glory Points, which meant the Glory Shop had been tested even earlier than he knew.

This topic quickly sparked a heated discussion, and the comment section was truly spectacular.

"183-18: What the hell? I worked my ass off killing enemies, my blade is all chipped, and I only got 10 Glory Points. Does anyone know what I can exchange these Glory Points for?"

"Be a Good Person: I know! Send your Glory Points to me, and you'll get a valuable lesson in return!"

"Feng Feng Feng Feng Huo: The guy above is lying to you. Be a good boy, send them to me."

"183-18: Sure, but it seems I can't send them."

"Be a Good Person: Then you're really unlucky. Suffering a loss is a blessing, but you won't have that blessing."

"Heaven Rewards Diligence: Why are my Glory Points -23? I was at the forefront, leading the charge! Why is my personal evaluation 'fishing in troubled waters'? I want to complain! Stupid * official!"

"Lixue Who Loves Dry Pot Fish Fillet: Don't lie to yourself, the game system doesn't lie."

"Loves Enoki Mushrooms: Damn system, damn guild!"

"Ye Chenqiang Who Loves Ginger Stewed Pork Hock: I understand you cursing the system, but why are you cursing the guild?"

"Loves Enoki Mushrooms: Because after the big battle, the guild leader screenshots to prevent anyone from slacking off and fishing in troubled waters. I just happened to have diarrhea and went to the toilet, why did I get such a terrible evaluation? The leader said if I get this evaluation again, he'll kick me out of the guild!"

"Lord Demon: The people of Great Xia are so smart! I can use this method in my guild!"

"Lixue Who Loves Dry Pot Fish Fillet: Fusangese, get out!"

"Qin Huang Who Loves Red Wine Stewed Pears: Fusangese, get out!"

"Song Aotian Zun: @Loves Enoki Mushrooms, OP quick, delete it! Don't let my stupid guild leader see this method!"

"All-Capable Guild Leader (Recruiting Long-Term): Is that Song Ao above? I saw it!"

"I Am Not Song Ao: No, I'm not Song Ao! Who is Song Ao? Who are you?"

"All-Capable Guild Leader (Recruiting Long-Term): Song Ao! Don't think I won't recognize you just because you changed your name! I clicked on your avatar and saw the thirty-eight posts you made. You cursed me thirty-three times! Of the remaining five posts, four were you asking netizens how to steal my wife! And there was even a post writing a dirty story, and the main character was my wife! Song Ao, you're finished! Don't let me see you again!"

"Only Remember That Farewell by the Willow: Fire tongs Liu Ming!"

"Cristiano SiU~: Spectating the drama!"

"Xi Xixi: @I Am Not Song Ao, in the past, this would have meant San Dao Liu Dong!"

"Qin Huang Who Loves Red Wine Stewed Pears: There's even a short story, let me see!"

"Feng Feng Feng Feng Huo: That's all for today's forum time..."

"DHC Wancheng Xingye: @Feng Feng Feng Feng Huo, how's it going?"

"Is There Any at Your Place: Three minutes have passed... the OP hasn't returned."

"Feng Feng Feng Feng Huo: I'm back! I can only say, I strongly opposed it when Song Aotian Zun retired from the online porn industry!"

"He Xuan Bai: Quick look! Can't sleep!"

"Gao Jingchi: Waiting for Song Aotian Zun's update!"

"Lord Demon: Exciting! Chinese culture is indeed profound; a mere thousand words can inspire endless imagination! But why does it have a taste of my hometown?"

"Long Duan: Fusangese, get out!"

"Happiness Is in the Corner: Fusangese, get out!"

"Sun Moon Mountains and Rivers Forever: Get out!"

..."Sound Asleep: Damn, OP, are you in Xingyang County, Sanchuan Commandery?"

"Loves Enoki Mushrooms: What's up, brother? Have you seen me before?"

"Sound Asleep: I've more than just seen you! I wouldn't forget you even if you turned to ash!"

"Loves Enoki Mushrooms: Brother, where does that come from?"

"Sound Asleep: Damn it, I was cut with a San Dao and fell into the grass, and you actually shat on my head? And it wasn't just shitting, it was liquid shit! And it wasn't just liquid shit, it was liquid shit that sprayed my face with enoki mushrooms! Me!"

"Lixue Who Loves Dry Pot Fish Fillet: Shocking drama!"

"Feng Feng Feng Feng Huo: 23333!"

"On the Same Boat: 666! I think I know why the OP is called that!"

"Loves Enoki Mushrooms: Damn, so it was you! I haven't even settled scores with you yet! Why did you stab my butt with a San Dao? If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten such a terrible evaluation!"

"Sound Asleep: I stabbed you, and I only regret not having stabbed you to death!"

"Loves Enoki Mushrooms: If you hadn't stabbed my butt with a San Dao, the doctor said there was no cure, but my chrysanthemum hurt so much, I had no choice but to endure the pain and end myself! I had no choice but to wait for the resurrection time to comment here!"

"User 17104670: I just want to quietly ask, how did the OP eat enoki mushrooms in the game?"

"Loves Enoki Mushrooms: @User 17104670, brother, if you want to eat them, I have a source, cheap and good. As for the taste, you can ask him @Sound Asleep."

"Sound Asleep: What the f***! Come on! Our IP addresses are the same. Where do you live? Today, I'm going to beat the shit out of you!"

"Loves Enoki Mushrooms: I live in Unit 2, Building 11, Fandou Garden, Fandou Street! Come on!"

"Sound Asleep: Are you kidding me? Do you think I don't know that's Big-Eared Tutu's house?"

"Loves Enoki Mushrooms: You f***ing idiot, Tutu lives in Room 1001, Unit 2, Fandou Garden, Fandou Street!"

"Sound Asleep: Then who are you?"

"Loves Enoki Mushrooms: I'm above him, your grandpa Niu!"

"Sound Asleep: I f***ing...! (Self-imagine here)"

Lin Yue couldn't help but burst into laughter. Finally, he checked the time, reluctantly closed the forum, then lay in the game pod, and entered the game!

(I used names without everyone's permission, please bear with me. If anyone doesn't want their online name to appear here, please leave a message in this paragraph, and I will delete it. Finally, I love you all!!!)