90: Chapter 90 Marriage Counseling (Bonus Chapter)

Luo Ningning and her husband Baliwei walked into the counseling room on the divine might with solemn expressions.

They had always been harmonious, but their marriage had recently run into trouble. Fortunately, every warship was equipped with a psychologist, and after a big fight, a teary-eyed Luo Ningning insisted on dragging her husband there.

But after entering, the couple widened their eyes in unison and blurted out, "Why is it you! Shouldn't it be Wei Wei?"

Xiliu, lying on the sofa, crossed its long legs and said slowly, "Actually, Wei Wei also has some psychological issues as a doctor, which makes her unable to handle marital relationships. As an Android, I have no such concerns at all, because I have no psyche!"

It took out a pair of nearsighted glasses and put them on as it spoke, even though it was impossible for it to have nearsightedness.

Then it looked at the couple and pointed to the sofa in front of them, "Please, sit!"

The 1.4-meter-tall Luo Ningning had just barely touched her bottom to the sofa.

Xiliu suddenly pointed at the 3.6-meter-tall giant, "Baliwei, sit on the floor. I'm afraid you might accidentally crush your wife!"

Baliwei had no choice but to sit cross-legged on the floor, looking like a wronged big boy.

Luo Ningning stared at the Android in front of her with slight hesitation and said doubtfully, "But you... you can't even be considered human."

"Please trust my professionalism and feel free to voice your problems! Actually, you can call me Dr. Xi. I have the strongest data collection and analysis capabilities on Blue Star."

Xiliu adjusted its glasses, "I can recite tens of thousands of marriage problems on Blue Star from recent years, including the criminal cases triggered by them, by heart."

"The database shows that because of the physical differences between the two races, only one in every twenty thousand newlywed couples has a combination like yours."

"So, you bizarre couple..."

Under the couple's slightly angry gazes, Xiliu changed its sitting posture and continued.

"Apologies, please allow me to change my choice of words. You unique couple should cherish each other even more. You are special, so what problems have arisen?"

Luo Ningning recounted with a look of grievance, "I feel like he doesn't love me anymore. Ever since he got injured and replaced his bionic pillar, he hasn't been as passionate as before."

Xiliu nodded, "Hmm, Baliwei, this is your fault. As a man, you should be more proactive in your married life."

Baliwei pulled a long face, wanting to cry but having no tears, "I'm very busy too, you know. Besides, is she without fault? A married couple should be equal; why do I have to kneel whenever I talk to her at home?"

"And how can she still go out to eat with her ex-boyfriend!"

"Nonsense!" Luo Ningning raised her voice, "You're so tall. If you stand while talking, it's like trying to summon spirits on a mountain; how am I supposed to hear you?"

"Also, I have hundreds of ex-boyfriends, and I'm bound to run into a few on the warship. Does eating a work meal together count as going out for a meal?"

Xiliu nodded while taking out paper and pen to record something, then muttered to itself, "Hmm, the woman makes a very valid point; the man is being a bit unreasonable."

Unable to take it anymore, Baliwei finally complained, "Why do I feel like you two are in cahoots? Are you covering for her just because you're both women?"

"Husband, you're talking nonsense! Dr. Xi is clearly so professional!"

Xiliu slowly took out its Blue Star ID card, "I am a male. This is a manifestation of how you men only look at the surface, along with your deep-seated prejudices. Do you realize your problem now?"

Baliwei looked at the Android's beautiful face and long hair in front of him, as well as the long legs wrapped in silk stockings.

He took the ID card with an expression of disbelief and looked at it again and again, only returning it after confirming it wasn't fake.

Luo Ningning wiped her tears on the side and sobbed, "I've sacrificed so much for you, and even modified my body for you. Previously, one meal I cooked could last three days. Now, the pot I cook with is bigger than I am."

"And you still say it's bad for me to eat with my ex-boyfriend. I don't want to live anymore."

Under Xiliu's stern gaze, Baliwei could only gently lift his wife and apologize in a low voice, "Wife, I was wrong. I promise not to talk about you eating with your ex-boyfriend in the future, and I will be more proactive in our married life!"

Luo Ningning finally broke into a smile through her tears and sat on his arm, "I knew my husband still loved me. From now on, you must listen to me. Also, when you talk to me at home, not only must you kneel, but you can't kneel so straight—you have to bend over slightly!"

Xiliu nodded continuously, "Hmm! The woman's request is very reasonable!"

Baliwei wanted to escape this hellhole more than anything, so he could only say impatiently, "Alright, alright, alright, I'll listen to my little cutie. Let's go."

As the two were about to leave, Luo Ningning didn't forget to turn back and express her thanks, "Thank you, Dr. Xi. You really are a qualified psychologist."

Xiliu walked forward and looked up at the giant, "See? As long as we men are a bit more magnanimous, all problems will be solved!"

Baliwei had grievances he couldn't voice, and could only reply with a mournful face, "I feel like I'm the little woman now!"

Xiliu looked levelly at his big belly, "Even if you were a woman, you'd be a 3.6-meter-tall big broad, so be more open-minded and don't be so petty all day long!"