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148: Being sarcastic might feel good for a moment, but winning back your wife will be a nightmare.

Those people could only watch helplessly as they became food for the zombies. Only in the moment their bodies were torn apart did they regret why they had mindlessly provoked that devil again!

On the road, Zhuo Guangshun, Gu Jie, and The Three Building Owners began reporting on their progress. Luo Sen drove while Si Nan checked messages.

"Sister Nan, the foundation trenches for reinforcing the inner wall of the Residential Area are half dug. The rebar is laid and thickly poured with concrete. With a final push tomorrow, this task can be completed."

"We've cleared fifteen high-rise buildings. There weren't many survivors, and all troublemakers were dealt with. Following your instructions, we also thoroughly cleaned out all the corpses from every room in those fifteen buildings. The final building can be cleared tomorrow."

"Two building owners from those units wanted to talk to you, but they wouldn't surrender or leave, wanting to occupy a corner of the Residential Area. Gu Jie and I took care of them both because we saw many young people's bodies in their kitchen. Such beasts cannot be left alive!"

Si Nan replied to each one and then checked the report from Song Yuan.

"Sister Nan, another wave of people tried to take our villa today, but they were wiped out by the mountain of corpses. We've already started work on merging the four gardens first. All tea trees and fruit trees that didn't freeze to death have been transplanted together, divided into zones, and the planning is done."

"Sister Nan, the old hens' new home is ready. They're so happy they rewarded me with a bunch of fresh, white eggs. Xiao Ning and I will keep working hard."

"Reporting, Sister Nan. We discovered a hidden freezer behind the big kitchen. It's very large and deep. We've never seen the things inside before. We hope you can come take a look as soon as possible."

"Huh?" Si Nan was stunned for a second.

Luo Sen asked her, "What's wrong?"

"Xiao Wen and the others discovered a hidden freezer while cleaning the kitchen. They've never seen the things frozen inside and want me to go take a look.

Let's go, let's go. We'll rest at Yunshu Mountain Villa tonight. Perfect for directly searching for supplies tomorrow."

Luo Sen's ash-blue eyes lit up imperceptibly. "Ahem, I like that place too."

"I thought you were going to say 'back to my house'." Si Nan didn't catch Luo Sen's hidden meaning. She was looking at other messages; every time she opened the group chat, it was 99+.

Because of this, she frowned and posted an announcement: "No idle chat in this group. You can create a new chat group."

"Roger that!" Ma Bufan was the first to sheepishly acknowledge the order, as if he was the most active one.

Out of the corner of her eye, Luo Sen's handsome face suddenly moved closer. "Because I like the bedroom in the main building. As a fellow man, I have to admire Huangfu Qiankun for this. The room, the bed, the furnishings... they all have a very... atmospheric vibe. Ahem, it even makes me feel a bit tempted to start a harem."

"Whoosh!" Si Nan's eyes suddenly locked onto Luo Sen's handsome face. Her expression gradually blossomed into a dazzling, particularly charming, particularly beautiful smile. Her red lips parted lightly: "What a great idea. Quite ambitious. Alright then, starting tomorrow while searching for supplies, I'll help you find some beauties.

I just don't know what kind you like? But based on my understanding of you, they'd at least need curves in all the right places, long legs, and preferably a dozen rich, beautiful ladies.

The most important, mischievous question is: how many do you think is enough? Yunshu Mountain Villa has so many rooms; it can hold a lot, you know.

Building a harem? I think three thousand beauties isn't enough. Plus, you're the Corpse King, skilled and physically robust. How about this: I'll help you search for five thousand. Do you think that's enough?"

"Hahaha, Nan Nan is jealous." Luo Sen laughed heartily. He did it on purpose. The angrier Nan Nan got, the happier he was, proving she liked him. He couldn't be more pleased.

But why did he feel Nan Nan's smile was so chilling? A bit hair-raising, a bad premonition--- "Jealous? You're overthinking it. I'm a very open-minded person. The world's rules have changed, shouldn't I change with them?

Oh, right. I also have a lot of yang-tonifying supplements in my space. Once we get to Yunshu Mountain Villa, I'll have Bai Zichuan's wife stew them for you. Perfect timing for you to use them after we find those beauties tomorrow."

Her voice was already pleasant, but now she spoke with a smiling, deliberate tone. The angry breath she exhaled sprayed onto Luo Sen's cheek, carrying a soul-stirring, bewitching allure.

"Luo Sen, what do you think? You--- Mmm---" Luo Sen directly covered Si Nan's angrily chattering mouth with his thin lips.

Result: "Mmm, are you a dog again?"

Si Nan directly bit Luo Sen's lip until it bled. "Hmph, this is just the beginning. Since you're not stupid anymore, from today on, find your own room to sleep in. The main building is mine!"

"I was wrong!" Luo Sen swiftly admitted his fault.

However, Si Nan completely ignored him. She didn't even sit in the passenger seat anymore, running to the back to sleep.

"..."

Luo Sen: It's over. A huge disaster!

His heart turned ice-cold, filled with utter regret. It was all his own fault for having a sassy mouth. A moment of sassy mouth leads to a lifetime of regret chasing the wife. So this day had come for him too!

When they arrived at Yunshu Mountain Villa and Bai Zichuan's wife opened the hidden freezer for Si Nan to see, the corner of Si Nan's mouth twitched violently. She almost cursed. In front of her were all high-quality yang-tonifying goods: tiger penis, deer antler, goat kidney, oysters, Cistanche deserticola, seal penis, seahorse-infused liquor, and so on.

"A true connoisseur." Luo Sen, who had shamelessly insisted on following, snorted with amusement beside her, giving Huangfu Qiankun a thumbs-up of approval.

For a man, this storeroom was priceless, full of treasures.

"Congratulations." Si Nan glanced at him expressionlessly, shoved past him, and left.

"Uh~" Luo Sen's heart grew even colder. To cheer Si Nan up and win back her favor, he personally went to the kitchen to cook a special meal for her, preparing a whole table of delicious dishes that made Ma Bufan drool.

"Brother Sen, can I just have one piece?"

"No. All of this is for Nan Nan." Luo Sen slapped away Ma Bufan's hand reaching for the sweet and sour pork ribs, protecting the plate as he delivered it to Si Nan.

The little cutie Bai Zhuangzhuang also silently licked his lips.

"Eat up." Si Nan placed the plate of sweet and sour pork ribs in front of Bai Zhuangzhuang and Ma Bufan. She didn't eat a single piece herself, instead opting for the vegetarian dishes stir-fried by Mei Xue and Bai Rong.

Bai Zhuangzhuang looked up at his mom and dad. "Can I eat it?"

"Ahem~" Bai Zichuan gave a light cough and looked at Luo Sen.

Si Nan directly intercepted. "Why look at him? Are you my people or his people? Everyone, eat!"

"Mhm mhm mhm, we'll eat. So delicious. Make three plates next time."

Everyone picked up their chopsticks to grab the sweet and sour pork ribs, all aiming for that one plate.

Luo Sen: "..."

The consequence of a sassy mouth is deserving to be single!

Song Yuan approached Luo Sen and asked quietly, "How did you offend Sister Nan?"

"Ahem, I just made a joke, saying this place is suitable for a harem." Luo Sen said helplessly.

Song Yuan immediately moved all the remaining fragrant, delicious dishes away from Luo Sen's vicinity, calling out to everyone, "Don't be polite. Eat it all. Don't leave even a single leaf of green vegetable for Brother Sen. We all support Sister Nan. Just make sure not to let him in the door tonight."

Hearing this, the others roughly understood what kind of mistake Luo Sen had made. Daring to wrong Sister Nan? Why be polite then?

"Right, finish everything. Not a single grain of rice is to be left. Whoever leaves any does the dishes." Bai Zichuan also backed Si Nan up.

Luo Sen covered his face: "I offend one person and end up offending a whole house."

Everyone: "You deserve it!"

That night, Luo Sen couldn't even think about entering the door; the windows were locked tight by Si Nan. And he was only away for a bathroom break.

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