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75: She didn't just kill the conversation, she literally drove people crazy!

"You? Are you human or a ghost?" Inside the car, Deng Jiude was startled. He was sitting in the vehicle, less than a meter from the courtyard gate, yet he hadn't seen how this little girl appeared.

If the spotlight above the wall behind Si Nan hadn't been on, he would have truly thought he'd seen a ghost.

"Don't worry, I'm not dead yet, so of course I'm human." Si Nan didn't look at him. She tapped the front of the car with her military shovel. The crisp sound didn't satisfy her much. Seeing the zombies closing in from the corner of her eye, she started killing without a word.

After her body flickered around the Armored Vehicle once, over a dozen zombies were already lying on the ground. She tapped on the bulletproof glass of the passenger seat. "Open the door."

Deng Jiude checked around Si Nan, and once he was sure there were no zombies, he opened the car door.

With a whoosh, Si Nan slipped inside and slammed the door shut instantly, sealing out the lunging zombies.

After entering, she didn't even give Deng Jiude a glance. Instead, she looked down to check the dashboard configuration.

"You?" Observing Si Nan from such a close distance, Deng Jiude—a veteran of the dating scene in his forties who had seen countless beauties—suddenly widened his eyes. Good grief, this little girl was too beautiful!

An exquisite face, a slender and tall figure with golden-ratio devilish proportions, two long and straight legs, combined with a capable aura and a vibrant youthful energy radiating from her whole body—it was enough to take one's life!

Especially that cold gaze she just inadvertently shot him—wild yet detached, calm yet arrogant. This look alone was enough to make any man intoxicated by her, scream for her, and go crazy for her.

A-list stars, traffic queens, top influencers—none of them could match even a third of her. A woman like this would shine brilliantly even in this apocalypse; her whole body sparkled. She didn't need light to shine because she was the light!

No wonder Old Zhuo, the celibate bachelor of 37 years, was so deeply infatuated. This woman truly made a man fall at first sight. He almost wanted to scream, but then— "Huh?" His nose suddenly felt warm. "A nosebleed?"

Embarrassed, he quickly covered his nose with the hem of his shirt, not daring to look at Si Nan again. He explained dryly, "Ahem, stop looking. It's all top-quality stuff. It can reach a speed of 110 kilometers per hour, has a maximum range of 800 kilometers, is amphibious, and isn't afraid of mudslides or gales. It has four independent yet closely connected high-power diesel engines. If fully engaged, the maximum output can reach 450 horsepower, satisfying the psychological needs of a thug like you."

After his boastful praise, Si Nan gave him a cold sentence. "This isn't modified; it's off-the-shelf. To be honest, where did it come from?"

"---"

Holy crap, she saw through it just like that?

Deng Jiude blinked his small eyes and coughed lightly. "Of course, I assembled it myself."

Si Nan narrowed her eyes, leaned back against the seat, and looked at him sideways with a 45-degree angle queen-like disdain. "Keep lying. Go on, keep making it up."

Deng Jiude: "---"

Hahaha, this girl really is an expert.

"Are you going to tell me or not? If not, I'm getting out." Si Nan's tone turned cold.

"Fine, I picked it up on the way." Deng Jiude surrendered. A man in his forties like him was actually being handled by this little girl's aura.

Si Nan: "---"

You can even pick up something like this? Her lips twitched. "Tell me the address; I'll go pick one up too."

Deng Jiude pressed his hand to his forehead. "Can we still have a pleasant conversation? I really did pick it up. It was just good luck."

He was helpless. This girl was beautiful, but she just couldn't hold a normal conversation. She didn't just kill the conversation; she killed people with rage!

Exhaling a breath of turbid air, he explained forcefully, "It doesn't matter how I got it. As you can see, this is a real treasure."

After saying that, he pointed with his chubby finger for Si Nan to see. "The important thing is that it's also equipped with an automatic fire extinguishing system and a satellite communication system. Its protection level is beyond SSS-grade. The sense of security is absolutely through the roof."

Si Nan sneered. Watching from afar earlier, she had also thought it was something good, but it was actually just so-so. "And? Among the Armored Vehicles I've encountered, this one is the worst."

She wasn't boasting. Because her mother sometimes had to work overtime on weekends and couldn't take care of her, her father had been secretly taking her to the base to play on weekends since she was six.

Back then, she was very young and didn't know her father was retired special forces. The top special forces team in City A had paid a high price to invite her father to provide on-site guidance. At first, her father refused because he had to take care of her.

But for her, having been in contact with various weapons and combat Armored Vehicles since she was three, it was the best time to get to know the real deal. So, she pestered her father to go see the site, and her father was 'forced' to agree to this side job for his daughter's sake.

It satisfied her curiosity and broadened her horizons, while also earning a lot of extra cash on the side. Once they arrived, her eyes were filled with wonders. She didn't even want her father anymore and was taken around by a Handsome Uncle to play with various Armored Vehicles.

That was why she knew so much about Armored Vehicles. This one was, at most, an ordinary Armored Vehicle. It didn't even have the qualifications to be used on a battlefield. However, compared to a sturdy armored cash carrier, it was not inferior at all.

However, this Armored Vehicle had a sleek appearance and exquisite lines. She barely liked it.

Pfft. "What did you say? The worst?" Deng Jiude almost spat out a mouthful of blood. He couldn't believe it. He knew cars, and this was the best-made Armored Vehicle among the materials he had encountered.

Yet in the eyes of a girl like her, it was actually the worst? Does she... even understand Armored Vehicles?

Si Nan was too lazy to explain to him and frowned slightly. "You didn't modify one yourself? I gave Zhuo Guangshun the blueprints and the material specifications."

Clang, clang, clang— Roar— The zombies outside were attacking frantically, but Si Nan didn't even look out.

Deng Jiude looked at the zombie faces pressed against the bulletproof glass, and his chubby body stiffened. Mentioning the modified car, Deng Jiude said irritably, "Uh, I did modify one myself. I used a BMW. But the shop didn't have any of the materials you listed.

"When I was driving over, the zombie swarm was too crazy. The low-quality bulletproof glass was cracked by a stone thrown by a badass zombie. Ahem, I just happened to see this Armored Vehicle with its door open halfway."

"I circled around this car for a long time, fought off many zombies, and barely made it inside after a narrow escape. I fumbled around for a long time before I managed to drive it here smoothly."

Si Nan finally understood. This fat man had never even touched a real Armored Vehicle. When Zhuo Guangshun bragged about being able to modify cars, that was only for racing cars. When it came to Armored Vehicles, this fat man was an amateur.

"Sigh, alright. Consider yourself lucky, like a blind cat stumbling upon a dead mouse." Si Nan sighed. For now, this was a decent means of travel.

"Hey, how can you talk like that, girl? How am I a blind cat? I found that dead mouse with my own strength." Deng Jiude felt very uncomfortable. Ever since he met this girl, he hadn't felt happy once. This girl was too good at making people angry.

What was more annoying was that she was an expert, so he couldn't even fool her. Wouldn't that make you angry?

Si Nan sneered. "Then aren't you just a blind cat?"

"Eh?" Deng Jiude thought about it and realized he had insulted himself.

Si Nan suddenly asked him, "What about the fuel? You didn't bring any fuel?"

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