456: A fraudster who makes fake certificates

Tang Xian suddenly fell silent. After a long while, he finally sighed and said, "Don't bother thinking about it. I won't tell you, because it's not the time for you to know yet!"

"Are you Transmigrators all so fond of being mysterious?" Tang Ku curled his lip.

"Damn it, I'm a Transmigrator, but you aren't?" Tang Xian curled his lip. "Don't forget, you transmigrated earlier than I did!"

Tang Ku laughed triumphantly. "My original soul was a native of this world. Don't forget, the name Golden Cicada isn't just for show, and I've lived in this world for decades as Tang Seng!"

"You're awesome... but..." Tang Xian's mouth twitched, then he suddenly laughed deviously. "How can you be sure you're the real Reincarnation of the Golden Cicada? Just based on those so-called Awakening and Fusion memories? Don't forget, memories can be faked too. How can you be sure you didn't transmigrate from that world first and then have these memories implanted in you?"

Tang Ku was stunned for a moment. After a long while, he finally nodded and said, "You're right. I truly can't be sure, but I am certain that the world I'm living in now is real, and everything I've experienced is not just a dream..."

Tang Xian laughed again. "How can you be sure you're not living in a dream right now... Uh, pretend I didn't say that..."

Seeing the War God Gauntlets appear on Tang Ku's right hand, Tang Xian wisely shut his mouth.

"Honestly, your old flame's psychological trauma is very severe. If a psychologist doesn't intervene in time, I'm afraid she'll have a hard time, and... she's very likely to have self-destructive tendencies!" Tang Xian changed the subject.

"You find me a psychologist from the Tang Dynasty then!" Tang Ku rolled his eyes. "If I could find one, I would have brought them with me long ago. Do you think I need you to tell me that?"

"Is a psychologist hard to find?" Tang Xian suddenly clapped his hands. "Isn't one right here in front of you?"

Tang Ku gave him a dumbfounded look, then shook his head and said firmly, "You're full of it!"

Tang Xian almost fell to the ground. He said exasperatedly, "You just wait..."

As he spoke, he lightly swiped his belt buckle, and suddenly a fairly large briefcase appeared before his eyes, bulging with who knows what... That's right, it was that kind of thing that the assistants of those domineering CEOs from his past life often carried.

With a zip, he dumped everything from the bag onto the ground, then gathered them up and threw them into Tang Ku's arms, saying disdainfully, "See for yourself..."

Tang Ku took them, dumbfounded. It was a whole pile of certificates... Among them were a Peking University doctoral student ID, a special forces martial arts instructor certificate, a vice president certificate for the I Ching Association, a monk's ordination certificate, English and various minor language translation certificates, a special agricultural machinery operator certificate, a drone operator certificate, surgical and pediatric expert certificates, a director certificate for an extraterrestrial language research institute, a level 2 tailor certificate, high and low voltage electrician certificates, and so on... Of course, what caught Tang Ku's eye the most was the Advanced psychological counselor certificate...

Well, this guy's skills were truly eclectic; he really had learned a bit of everything!

But wait, how much time did this guy have to learn all these things? Even for a Genius, it's impossible for anyone to master so many practical skills!

"Heh heh, convinced now? Call me Big Brother, and I'll find a way to help you save your old flame right now!" Tang Xian looked at Tang Ku's surprised expression, crossed his arms, and said triumphantly.

Tang Ku suddenly revealed a strange smile. "Heh... I don't believe you actually know so many things. Could you be bluffing? Hmm, let me see, the stamps on these certificates look very fake. Were you a fake certificate maker before you transmigrated?"

"Damn it, you can question my character, but you can't question my skills. These were all issued by the state, they are real and valid certificates, genuine and authentic!" Tang Xian was furious, pointing at Tang Ku's nose. "Don't forget I have a lawyer's license here too. Do you believe I'll sue you for defamation?!"

Tang Ku curled his lip. "I don't believe it..."

"Hmph, believe what you want!" Tang Xian curled his lip.

"...Unless you help me... cure my woman, otherwise you're just a fraudster with fake certificates!" Tang Ku also crossed his arms, looking unruffled.

"Heh... reverse psychology won't work on me!" Tang Xian sneered. "Unless you call me Big Brother, your old flame can just wait to hang herself!"

"Heh, fraudster with fake certificates!" Tang Ku turned and walked away without stopping.

Tang Xian snorted through his nose, his face turning red, and pointed at Tang Ku's back. "You... Hmph, you just wait. I'll make you regret calling me a fraudster... Hmph, I've already thought of the treatment plan. Tomorrow, I'll make you willingly call me Big Brother!"

...The next day at noon, after Tang Ku had finished dealing with all sorts of messy affairs, the Queen of the Daughters Country actually walked in holding a beautiful puppy, followed by a triumphant-looking Tang Xian.

The Queen of the Daughters Country's complexion was clearly much better, her spirit was much more vigorous, and there was a hint of a smile on her face.

Tang Ku was pleasantly surprised. He walked up to her and said softly, "Why did you come out? You should be resting more!"

"This Doctor Tang Xian said that the more it's like this, the more one should walk around outdoors. Staying cooped up in the room makes it easy to get sick and let people's minds wander!" The Queen of the Daughters Country said very happily. "Look, is the puppy in my arms pretty?"

Tang Ku smiled. "As long as you like it..."

"Mm, Doctor Tang Xian said that keeping a pet can distract one's attention and put more energy into it, which has indeed calmed my heart a lot... Mm, I've figured it out. One cannot always live in grief. I should look forward... My Xi Liang Womens Kingdom has not been completely destroyed. I am still here, my Prime Minister and General are still here, and I still have thousands of subjects alive. The dead are gone, I need to cheer up and rebuild the glory of the past... Are you... are you willing to help me restore my country?"

Tang Ku looked at Tang Xian behind her in shock, then looked at the little face of the Queen of the Daughters Country, and smiled. "Sure, I will always stand by your side and support you!"

"Heh, that's great!" The Queen of the Daughters Country smiled very happily.

"By the way, you said before that you would tell me your name. Is today..." Tang Ku took the opportunity to seize the moment.

"Heh, I won't tell you... Mm, let's wait until the time is right... For now, let me maintain a certain sense of mystery... Mm, Doctor Tang Xian said, you can't give men too much of a sense of superiority!"

The Queen of the Daughters Country greeted the few Disciples present, then left gracefully, with a smile on her face from beginning to end.

"Tell me, what kind of love potion did you feed her?" Tang Ku looked at Tang Xian with a twitching mouth.

Tang Xian curled his lip and said triumphantly, "Now, I'm not a fraudster with fake certificates anymore, right? Hmph, I told you long ago, I am a senior psychological expert, the kind the state issues certificates for!"

Tang Ku nodded hurriedly. "Then... since Expert Tang has so many titles, you must be able to help me solve this problem... Heh, as the saying goes, the capable do more work. I hope you won't mind the trouble and will accompany me on this trip..."

"Huh?" Tang Xian tilted his head, looking completely dumbfounded!