504: Left leg trips right leg

“You are... Senior Brother?”

In the Du Xin Domain, Pigsy, Sha Wujing, and Little White Dragon were all looking at the bald, burly man in front of them with expressions of disbelief.

“Heh!”

The bald, burly man rolled his eyes.

Pigsy curled his lip and said, “Cut it out. Do you know why we call our Monkey Brother ‘Monkey Brother’?”

“Because I am a monkey, damn it!” the bald, burly man retorted angrily.

“Yeah, but look at you! You don’t look like a monkey at all!”

Old Pig snorted with laughter and said, “You look more like one of the Four Heavenly Kings in a Buddhist temple!”

“Damn it, you idiot, say that again and see what happens!”

Raising a fist the size of a sandbag, he threatened Old Pig, “I’ll stew you and have you for a snack right now!”

“Sorry, sorry, but... I really find it hard to believe you’re Monkey Brother. With that appearance... Junior Brother Sha, Little White Dragon... tell me, does he look like Senior Brother?”

The two brothers shook their heads in unison.

The bald, burly man was speechless. Turning his head, he saw Tang Ku walking out from the inner hall. He couldn’t help but kneel before Tang Ku, crying, “Master, please find a way to change me back. I’ve had enough of these idiots mocking me!”

Tang Ku looked astonished: “Good disciple, you’ve been a monkey for over a thousand years. Now that you’re finally a human, just make do for a few days!”

“Exactly, exactly! You’re finally a human, just make do for a few days. Actually, you look pretty decent, just a bit ugly!”

Old Pig mocked him relentlessly. He hadn’t suffered enough from the monkey’s antics before, and now that he had the chance, he wouldn’t miss it for the world.

“You’re one to talk. You’ve had a pig’s head for hundreds of years; you’re no better looking than I am!” the monkey retorted.

“Heh, at least I don’t trip over my own feet when I walk, and I don’t walk like that... Pfft... Heh, Master, you didn’t see it. The way he walked earlier looked exactly like a chimpanzee sent as tribute from the Dashi Kingdom!” Pigsy laughed, pointing at the bald, burly man.

Well, Sun Wukong’s soul wasn’t very compatible with this Physical Body, so he often tripped over himself while walking. This was already the result after training; before that, he couldn’t even walk and had to crawl on all fours.

“Damn it, Old Sun is going to fight you!”

Sun Wukong was furious. He jumped up and charged at Pigsy. It looked like he wouldn’t stop until he killed Old Pig!

Old Pig wanted to dodge, but who would have thought that although this Physical Body wasn’t very coordinated, its agility and speed were top-notch. In the blink of an eye, the bald head had slammed hard into his pig nose. Two streams of blood sprayed high like a fountain. Old Pig wailed and fell backward, but immediately jumped back up and cried to Tang Ku: “Master, Master, look at him! I was just joking, and he hit me so hard... Besides, Monkey, you’ve mocked me plenty of times before. How come you’re unhappy when I say a couple of things to you? Do you think I liked hearing it before?”

The monkey touched his bald head and groaned on the ground. After a long while, he finally stood up and said, “Damn it, you know that was a joke. What you’re doing now is called taking personal revenge. The nature of the two is completely different, you understand? Damn it...”

Old Pig curled his lip: “Master, look, this monkey is arguing again. You have to discipline him, like reciting the Tightening Fillet Mantra or something!”

“Look, look, you always urge Master to recite the Tightening Fillet Mantra. If I don’t make fun of you, who do I make fun of?” Sun Wukong retorted.

Tang Ku watched this farce and felt his head buzzing. He said in a deep voice: “If you two want to fight, go outside. If you cause trouble here again, I’ll deal with both of you!”

Sun Wukong immediately fell silent. He still had lingering fears about Tang Ku’s hard fists. Perhaps, besides the Tightening Fillet Mantra, he would have another psychological shadow in the future.

Old Pig said triumphantly: “Exactly, exactly. Senior Brother, I think you should just accept your fate. If it really doesn’t work, you can use the Seventy-Two Transformations to turn yourself into a monkey. Life is life, what are you afraid of!”

The monkey glared at him, then said solemnly: “Not my original form, not my original heart. Being obsessed with form is not what a great man does!”

Tang Ku was suddenly impressed by this monkey and couldn’t help but put his hands together: “Good, good. I didn’t expect Wukong to realize this kind of Zen. It seems that even if your magic power is not as good as before, your wisdom has improved considerably. Truly gratifying!”

Sun Wukong was taken aback, then scratched his head: “I... I was just saying it off the cuff... Master, you must remember to get my Physical Body back!”

“Heh, I praised you a couple of times and you got carried away? You should know that it will be difficult to get your Physical Body back for the time being. However, I should have told you before that I will find you a perfect Physical Body, guaranteed to satisfy you!” Tang Ku smiled slightly.

“Really?” Sun Wukong asked in surprise. “It won’t be like this thing, tripping over its legs, right?”

“Of course not!” Tang Ku laughed. “That body is highly compatible with your soul, and it will definitely allow you to exert 100% of your strength. Well, of course, you will also need a handy weapon by then. After all, the Golden Cudgel is currently in the hands of that fake...”

“That would be great!” The monkey finally breathed a sigh of relief. “I thought I would have to use this freak body for the rest of my life!”

As he spoke, he finally walked out the door with peace of mind, happily saying: “Haha, anyway, there’s nothing to do now. I’ll go out for a stroll and find some wine!”

As he spoke, he ignored the others and swaggered toward the door. Who would have thought that after taking only two or three steps, his two legs suddenly twisted together like a twist, and then he fell to the ground with a thud.

“Pfft... Hahahaha... You look just like what Master said earlier... what was it called? Oh, hemiplegia. The next step is paralysis!”

Pigsy was wiping his nosebleed and couldn’t help laughing when he saw this.

The monkey stood up, patted the dirt on his body nonchalantly, and then...

“Bang!”

Old Pig’s nosebleed sprayed three feet high again, and he fell down in a daze.

“Old Sun is not like you. I like to take revenge on the spot if I have a grudge!”

The bald, burly man stood up, revealing a mouth of white teeth, and smiled.

Tang Ku rolled his eyes, pretending not to see it, and turned to go into the room to discuss countermeasures with Ksitigarbha.

On the pan tao tree, the Dragon Subduing Arhat took the opportunity to educate his three demon disciples: “You see, don’t learn from these two. Brothers must be united and friendly...”