1: Chapter 1 An Awkward Moment on the Subway

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Note: Due to content restrictions, the plot has been changed to "university." If you feel it's awkward while reading, please check the comment section. Thank you!

On February 1, 2026, Su Bai traveled back to his childhood.

Living a life again.

Now, it is already February 1, 2014.

Jingzhou City.

On the subway platform, Su Bai wore headphones and a custom-made casual outfit, his hands tucked casually into his pockets.

His tall, upright figure and handsome appearance drew glances from many passing young girls.

But when these young girls saw the girl standing next to him, they lost any desire to approach him and left, feeling unwilling.

"Xiao Bai, how long will your parents stay in Australia this time?"

The girl said in a soft, gentle voice.

She had long, jet-black hair, a cool and charming face, and a tall figure.

Most importantly, she had a full chest, a slim waist, a perky butt, and long legs!

Simply a work of art!

Su Bai took off his headphones, tilted his head to look at the girl, his eyes revealing a hint of inquiry.

"Hmm?"

Luo Ying helplessly wrinkled her cute nose and said again,

"I said, when are your parents coming back?"

"Oh."

Su Bai thought about it seriously,

"I don't know."

Luo Ying raised her hand to her forehead and sighed secretly.

What an unreliable mother!

She was referring to her own mother.

Her family and Su Bai's family were family friends. She was one year older than Su Bai and studied at Jingzhou University.

Su Bai had just arrived in Jingzhou to attend "university." Because his parents hadn't returned from Australia and he couldn't process the paperwork for his new house in Jingzhou, they asked Luo Ying's parents to help look after him for a while.

When Luo Ying's mother entrusted this matter to her, she was dumbfounded.

Yes, she was already 19 years old and in university.

But you want a 19-year-old girl to take care of an 18-year-old boy?

Is that right?!

Su Bai was already an adult!

They had only played together when they were children.

They hadn't seen each other in over 10 years.

Although... she admitted that, looking at his appearance, Su Bai was a very presentable "good little brother."

But... it was really awkward!

"Ding—!"

The subway arrived at the station. Luo Ying was still sulking at her mother in her mind.

Su Bai poked her with his finger and reminded her,

"The train is here."

"Oh, oh, let's go."

Luo Ying finally snapped out of it and stepped into the subway first.

There were definitely no seats on the evening subway, so the two of them had to stand.

Su Bai was 1.91 meters tall, and Luo Ying was 1.68 meters.

Standing together, they looked like a harmonious young couple.

As the subway passed stations, more and more people got on.

Luo Ying had to hug her chest and step back.

One step, two steps, step!

"Hiss—!"

Su Bai gasped.

Luo Ying realized something, but couldn't turn back, so she had to tilt her head up with an apologetic look,

"Sorry, Xiao Bai, I stepped on you just now."

"It's fine, move back a bit more, it's too crowded in the front," Su Bai said indifferently.

Upon hearing this, Luo Ying didn't stand on ceremony and took another step back.

She almost fell into Su Bai's arms, and the two pressed against each other.

Luo Ying: ⊙﹏⊙!!

As the crowd became more and more congested, she couldn't help but tilt her head up again, her face full of confusion,

"Xiao Bai, is there something in your pocket?"

Su Bai raised his hand without changing his expression,

"It's a phone."

Luo Ying stared blankly at the phone with the screen still lit up in his hand, lost in thought.

Su Bai coughed dryly,

"I have two."

As he said this, he took out another phone with his other hand.

Luo Ying raised her beautiful eyebrows, turned around, and didn't speak again.

Stinky brat, he's even learned to lie.

Unless he has three phones.

—

After the subway arrived at the station, Luo Ying stepped out of the carriage with a slightly flushed face, her footsteps a bit unsteady.

Behind her, Su Bai walked out with his hands in his pockets in a strange posture, his upper body slightly hunched forward.

Luo Ying didn't dare look at him, muttering,

"Let's go, the place I rented is not far from the subway exit."

Su Bai nodded and followed behind her.

Soon, the two arrived at a residential complex with an elegant environment.

Xiyuan.

Houses in this area are not cheap, right next to the subway exit, and there is a university town nearby.

The apartment Luo Ying rented was at Unit 2, Building 7, 2204.

Swiping the card to enter, walking into the elevator, Luo Ying couldn't help but remind him,

"I share this apartment with four roommates, um... it might be a bit inconvenient, I hope you can be mindful of that."

Su Bai nodded obediently.

"No problem."

After entering, Luo Ying looked at the four pairs of women's slippers in the shoe cabinet with some distress, her face full of innocence,

"Sorry, no boys have ever been to the house, so I haven't prepared any men's slippers."

Su Bai didn't care at all,

"Do you have plastic bags? I can put them on my feet to make do for now, and later I'll order a delivery to buy a pair of slippers."

Luo Ying thought this was a good idea, found two trash bags, and handed them to Su Bai,

"Then I'll have to trouble you for now."

"It's fine."

Su Bai neatly put the trash bags on his feet and walked into the room.

This was a large flat of over 200 square meters with 5 bedrooms; it was clear that Luo Ying's roommates were not short of money.

"You sit for a while, I'll go to the kitchen to make something to eat. Later, when my roommates come back, I'll introduce you to them."

"Mm."

Su Bai very naturally lay down on the sofa, crossed his legs, and started browsing his phone.

First, he opened the fund app. His username was "Prophet."

Looking at the total assets of 125,648,739.88, he couldn't help but frown.

He didn't like this number.

So he clicked on "Shangtou Resources" in his holdings and spent 240,149 from his card to invest in it.

The total assets immediately became 125,888,888.88.

Comfortable.

Almost seconds after he finished adding his position, someone immediately responded under his account:

"The master has added to his position again! Follow blindly!"

"Go, go, go! Just do it!"

"Damn! Look closely, Big Brother Prophet turned the total into a bunch of 8s!"

"88! Please accept my knees!"

"May I ask if the rich guy needs a goddaughter? I'm very capable!"

"..."

"Master, can we still buy gold this year?"

Su Bai looked at the real-time price of gold, 223, and replied,

"Buy with your eyes closed, hold on to it."

After sending this message, he closed the fund app.

Then he opened the Novel Writer Assistant and sent Chapter 275 of "God Slayer."

Finally, he opened Douyin.

He browsed the accounts of several top streamers under his company in his following list.

Such as the dancing Dai Lala, the eloquent Liu Xiaodou, Mao Mao and Duoyu Jie, the Guangbeifu couple, etc...

The performance was still okay.

The activity levels were good, and the market feedback was very enthusiastic, meeting expectations.

After handling these matters, he dialed a number.

"Teacher Dong, how have you considered coming to my company?"

On the other end of the phone came Teacher Dong's hesitant voice,

"President Su, I... I still want to be an English teacher. Streaming... might not be suitable for me."

Su Bai didn't try to persuade him further and said indifferently,

"Okay, whenever you don't want to stay at New Oriental anymore, contact me anytime."

"Thank you for your kindness, President Su. I wish you success in your career."

"Thank you."

After hanging up the phone, Su Bai stretched.

His eyes glanced at Luo Ying, who was busy in the kitchen.

"Sister, where is my room? I want to go in and tidy up first, and buy whatever is missing."

Luo Ying was busy in the kitchen and said without raising her head,

"The north bedroom."

"Okay."

Su Bai got up, came to the north side, and found two bedrooms there.

He thought about asking again; it wouldn't be good if he went into the wrong one.

But at this moment, Luo Ying started stir-frying, and fearing the smoke would spread, she closed the kitchen door.

Su Bai immediately dismissed the thought.

Anyway, there was no one else in the house now, so if he went into the wrong one, so be it.

So he casually pushed open the door on his left.

"Creak."

"Ah—!!"

"Who are you!!"