126: RM broadcast

Xu Wen was too lazy to listen to her. She refused to go to a good university when her mother told her to. Sure enough, her own mother understood her best.

“Sis, that…”

“Don’t tell me, I don’t know. I’ve already told Mom the news, so it’s no use regretting it.”

“Uh? Don’t be like that, what if I don’t get in?”

She wasn’t very confident about computer science at MIT. This world never lacked geniuses, and she was just a pseudo-genius.

“It’s fine! Aren’t there still Stanford, Cambridge, Oxford? There’s always one you can get into, besides, with all your competition experience, it shouldn’t be a problem.”

Xu Zhiyou was truly exasperated. What kind of situation was this? She just wanted to be a slacker, but it looked like she couldn’t get by without being serious.

“Shouldn’t? Hehe! You really think highly of me!”

“It’s not that I think highly of you, it’s that you’re already very capable. Dad and I have discussed it, you can’t be a singer your whole life…”

“I’m not listening, I’m not going to a research institute. Besides, if I go, I’ll just cause trouble for people. They’re so meticulous and I’m so reckless, it’s really not suitable. Plus, I’m not that smart…”

Xu Wen kicked her in the butt, and Xu Zhiyou immediately shut up.

“As soon as I bring this up, you argue with me. If I had your brain, would I be doing this administrative work every day, toiling away…”

After her older sister finished speaking, Xu Zhiyou cautiously asked, “Sis, you’re not thinking of making me take the civil service exam, are you? That won’t do.”

“My family knows their own business. Besides causing trouble, I have no advantages. I’m just a parasite who eats and waits to die. Please let me go!”

Xu Zhiyou was really both annoyed and amused to hear her talk about herself like that. She didn’t know what to say.

“Civil service exam? You? Hmph!”

“Right, right, right, me, how could I be worthy? As long as it’s not that, and I can’t go to a research institute either. I’ll go sing for them to liven things up, but the key is they’d find me annoying…”

“Shut up!”

Xu Wen listened to her disparage herself and almost couldn’t control the primal power within her. She wondered who she learned this shamelessness from.

Xu Zhiyou heard her older sister erupt, reached up to pull at her mouth, and stood obediently. The kick to her butt didn’t hurt, but it was extremely insulting.

Xu Wen thought that she would consider these things when she no longer wanted to be a celebrity and was a bit more stable. This current demeanor was indeed unsuitable.

“Blockhead, you have such a high IQ, why don’t you want to make good use of it?” She was very envious of Xu Zhiyou’s intelligence.

Just like with cybersecurity, after only a few days of learning, people were full of praise for her. These experts were all incredibly arrogant.

It was hard to imagine how difficult it was to get them to praise someone, as they were also quite brilliant geniuses.

“Uh? Maybe my IQ was given to me by God so I could live a good life, and then I realized I didn’t need it anymore, so I stopped using it.”

“In today’s society, as long as you’re down-to-earth and hardworking, it’s not that hard to live well, right? It’s not like we’re refugees.”

“It’s hard, extremely hard. What you call survival, I call living. They’re different. That’s why I’ve always said that life is your own, everything else is fleeting.”

“Forget it, I’m too lazy to argue with you. I’ve already applied to the other schools for you. Let’s eat first.” She couldn’t persuade Xu Zhiyou, so she stopped arguing with her.

For Xu Zhiyou, as long as it didn’t interfere with her enjoying life, nothing else mattered. She was just a transmigrator and didn’t have that much social responsibility.

The next few days were busy with studying. Seeing that Kim Ji-soo and the other four’s “RM” was premiering tonight, she found a dorm room and planned to live stream watching “RM.”

She opened the live stream, imitating Kim Ji-soo’s forehead-in-frame method, “Hello, my name is Jisoo… Number two, is anyone there?”

“How’s this forehead-in-frame method? Ah Niu~~”

The comments section was full of people @Jisoo, saying someone was imitating her.

“Cute, hehe! It’s just a tiny bit short of Show Show’s big forehead in charm.”

“Caught a cute ghost! The cool girl image for your debut really doesn’t suit you. Just maintain this fresh and wholesome look, it’s really super good-looking.”

“How on earth did Yang Hyun-suk manage to get both Show Ge and Youyou into the company at the same time? Where’s Lee Soo-man?”

“The one before me, be careful, YG family fans will come and kill you. It was understandable last time when you said S.M. was trying to poach them, but now that they’ve been exposed, you’re still doing this. Are you itching for a fight?!”

“Don’t you dare steal our Youyou, otherwise I’ll crawl through the internet cable and bite you to death.”

“Youzai, when are you returning to the team? Is it decided? I heard you didn’t go to RM this time, which is a bit of a shame!”

“I think so too, you need to get back in shape!”

… …

Kang Seul-gi saw the special notification for the live stream and immediately logged in with her main account.

As soon as she arrived, there was a barrage of complaints: inhuman, bandit, scammer, and so on. Xu Zhiyou generally guessed what it was about but didn’t care.

She directly kicked the person out. She was in her own country; how could she be threatened by little Kang Seul-gi, huh?

Kang Seul-gi saw that she had been kicked out and immediately unleashed a torrent of abuse at her pillow, “She kicked me, she actually dared to kick me, I’m so mad~~”

“I’ll kill you, you bastard, I’ll hit… I’ll hit…, ah~~”

Kim Yerim, Son Seung-wan, and Park Soo-young just stared at each other. This Silly Bear seemed to be genuinely furious.

“What did I see? Was that Seulgi? Just like that, she was kicked out so innocently?”

“You’re not mistaken, it was indeed her. Artists have official verification, but what did Youyou do to make her so angry?”

“Me too, I’m super curious!”

… …

“That’s not her account, someone is impersonating her. Seulgi unnie is so gentle, she wouldn’t say those things. Today’s live stream is mainly to watch ‘RM,’ so without further ado, let’s begin!”

She brought over a monitor, split the screen, and started “RM,” immediately noticing Lisa’s big floral pants.

Then came their dancing part. She saw the comments section filled with “Lisa takes you cockroach hunting.” She listened carefully, and it indeed sounded very similar.

“You’re talking about the Chinese translation, right? Indeed, she really has hunted cockroaches. She’s especially brave.”

When it got to the scene where they were taking the lucky bags, “Oh no! What’s wrong with Show Ge? Lisa’s first reaction was the one in her hand. How dare she still want it, tsk tsk tsk.”

Those in the comments who hadn’t looked closely rewound and saw that Lisa’s first reaction was indeed to reach for Kim Ji-soo’s.

At first, everyone didn’t think much of it, but the result was that Kim Ji-soo’s was zero. Now the comments became active again.

“Lisa’s bad luck is well-known, to be able to predict this, wahahaha~”

“Sha! Even your leader admitted you have bad luck, that’s pretty tragic!”

“This divine prediction, you really can’t help but be impressed!”

… …

When it came to the ‘Lucky or Unlucky’ game segment, she found it quite interesting. With Lisa and Park Chaeyoung’s brains, they didn’t look like they could win at all.

“Chaeyoung and Lisa are in trouble!”

Fans also felt it was outrageous when they saw what she said, but with the previous divine prediction, the fans didn’t retort, just waited for the result.

Seeing the camera capture Park Chaeyoung eating her hand, Xu Zhiyou covered her face and said, “How hungry must you be to even eat your own hand, sigh!”

“Hahaha! So cute, Park Chaeyoung: Watch me perform a mouth-swallowing-fist for you, hahaha~”

“Dying of laughter! This doesn’t need commentary, it’s already funny enough, hahaha!”

“This variety show should be called, ‘Leader takes you to see the bizarre antics of four goofy teammates,’ doesn’t that name fit the scene perfectly?!”