143: Octopus Pu Hanhan

Minnie threw a flurry of wild punches, and Song Yuqi only began to comfort her earnestly once she could speak properly.

"We just met, and you're a secret trainee. If she gets curious and mentions it to Lisa, wouldn't you be exposed?"

Secret trainee, my foot. Given Cube's past antics, she really didn't have much confidence in making it big.

"I don't care, you don't love me anymore! Waaah waaah waaah~~~"

"Then you can cry slowly. I'm going to work out; I ate so much meat just now..."

"Yah! Not only did you not invite me to eat meat, but you're also showing off to me. What did you tell me when I invited you to eat barbecue? How can you be so hypocritical?"

"It was all low-fat meat, edible but a bit expensive. Our trainee allowance isn't enough to afford it at all."

"I'm so poor all I have is money. You come with me, and I'll pay."

"I need to lose weight!"

"Yah! Not again..."

"Stop it! You're already as round as a ball and still thinking about eating meat. After weighing yourself, you come here to wail at me. Don't you have any self-awareness?"

Song Yuqi ran off after saying that, and Cho Mi-yeon quickly followed, leaving Minnie, whose heart had been savagely stabbed by 'as round as a ball,' in a daze.

"Rainie! The dance teacher just called her 'chubby-faced' the day before yesterday. Now you're saying she's 'as round as a ball.' She won't get depressed, will she?"

"It's fine! She's got a big heart."

Since the comeback song was to be released at 9 PM, the four of them had nothing to do. Kim Ji-soo had two great loves in her life: gaming and live streaming.

If she wasn't gaming, she was definitely live streaming. The four of them sat on her bed; those with dogs hugged their dogs, those with cats hugged their cats, and the one who kept fish couldn't hug the fish tank, so she could only hug a stuffed yellow duck to fill the space.

Park Chaeyoung's action caught the fans' attention. "Rose! If you don't have a pet, can you borrow Lisa's cat?"

"Chaeyoung! Actually, you don't have to follow suit. Your little yellow duck is a bit too conspicuous, hahaha!"

"Aniyo! I have fish, but I can't carry the fish tank..."

"Hahahaha! So honest! Child, how did your family dare let you out like this? No wonder the members call you Park Hanhan!"

Kim Ji-soo saw this comment. How could they slander them? "Hey, hey, hey! We didn't call her that; only Zoe calls her that."

"Exactly, exactly! She also called Lisa 'Thug Lisa,' Jisoo 'Straight-Man Show,' and Jennie-oni 'Dumpling Ni.' In short, she just doesn't do anything proper."

"Pfft hahahaha! That's quite fitting."

"+1!"

"..."

"+99!"

"It's not fitting at all! I have several nicknames now, all of which Zoe made up when she was bored and had a loose tongue."

Park Chaeyoung thought about her nicknames. Foodie, Yongja, Hanhan—a whole bunch of them, all coined by Xu Zhiyou. Now the fans were shouting them too, and just thinking about it gave her a headache.

"Meat! Take it easy! Words can cause trouble. Be careful when Zoe comes back to get you; you'll be crying then." Fans were truly worried, blurting out all sorts of things.

"Afraid of her? Me, afraid of her! What kind of international joke is that? You tell her to come; I'll teach her a lesson in a minute. What class is she to challenge me!"

"Pfft hahaha! Putting everything else aside, at least the nickname 'Park Yongja' wasn't wrong. She's indeed quite brave. Look at Jisoo and the other three; they're all looking at her in shock. I can't stop laughing!"

"It seems BP's top troublemaker needs to be replaced. Lisa says, 'I'm not worthy of this position; when it comes to courting disaster, Chaeyoung is the queen, hahaha!'"

"Jisoo: 'Little sister! Even as your older sister, I wouldn't dare say such things. When it comes to being cocky, you're the one!'"

Kim Jennie thought about Xu Zhiyou's ultimate tickle attack and quickly clasped her hands together, sincerely saying, "Zoe! Let this video be my witness; I am innocent, and it has nothing to do with me!"

"Me too! I didn't say anything; my mouth was closed." Lisa quickly followed suit. She was also afraid of Xu Zhiyou tickling her; she couldn't win against her at all.

"Me too..."

"Show Ge, don't you 'me too.' Chaeyoung! You're really something... Yah! Let go!" Just as she was about to get the team in order, Park Chaeyoung latched onto her with an octopus-like move.

"No letting go! You're finally back, waaah waaah waaah~"

"Huh? I haven't even done anything to you! Why are you crying?"

"Mind your own business! I want to."

At this moment, the live stream was filled with exclamation marks. "Am I having tinnitus?"

"No, no, no! You're not having tinnitus. It really is Zoe back. Chaeyoung's springing up and then sprinting a hundred meters—who else could it be but Zoe?"

"Hey, hey, hey! Lisa, that's your cat. You just threw it away like that. The cat must be heartbroken!"

"What's a cat? Jisoo and Jennie even threw away Moon Bear and Kuma. Look at the two dogs' bewildered expressions, as if the sky has fallen. The dogs are even more heartbroken. 'Mommy doesn't love me anymore,' waaah waaah waaah~"

"You, in the front, it's one thing to be a simp, but you actually changed your species. Awesome plus!"

"Actually, if I could, I wouldn't mind swapping with Moon Bear."

"I want to swap with Kuma. He eats better than me and has two big pillows. He's too happy."

"Heh heh! I can hear the abacus beads clacking through the screen. You'd better be thinking about the pillows; I won't even bother to expose you."

"Jisoo, at least look at the camera! You all left. Are we supposed to watch Moon Bear and Kuma live stream? The thing is, they can't!"

"What a buzzkill. Didn't you hear Chaeyoung's whimpering? Waaah waaah waaah! Our Chaeyoung finally waited for her husband to come back! I'm crying to death."

"That's right! Chaeyoung has been counting the days during this time. Every day, 'What day is it today?' She's become a 'waiting-for-husband rock.' Blessings and confetti!"

"Zoe! Your Lisa Unnie missed you to death. Come give your Lisa Unnie a kiss, mua~" While Park Chaeyoung was hugging her tightly, she quickly took advantage of the situation. Missing this chance would make it difficult later.

"Yah! Lalisa, you got spit on my face, you..." Before she could finish, Kim Jennie immediately interjected, "Your Jennie-oni will give you one too! Mua~" Cupping her little face, she gave her another big kiss.

"Your Jisoo can't be left out either..."

Entangled by Park Octopus, she couldn't free her hands and could only watch helplessly as these four unscrupulous girls took advantage of her.

"Sigh! I'm no longer pure."

"What kind of encounter made Zoe sigh like that? Is it the degeneration of morality or the distortion of human nature? But why is there no picture? Turn the camera, hey!"

"Turning the camera would get us banned. It's good enough that you get to hear the kissing sounds. What more do you want?"

"Online marketing accounts call this 'leaving the group.' The subconscious reaction is probably the most real! I'm crying to death, waaah waaah waaah~"

"So fans, stop fighting. Everyone is doing well. The main characters are doing great, so why are the fans fighting like that? What's the point?"

"It wasn't this serious when Zoe was around. The fighting started later. Now that Stabilizing Sea Deity Yu is back, we don't have to worry about those evil winds!"

"Wakakaka! Happiness came so suddenly! The unlearned Zoe was already a wrecking ball, and now that she's returned with her studies complete, she'll destroy everything with one punch. So excited, so excited!"

"No, no, no! Don't say that; it's easy to attract haters."

"Exactly. Our Zoe loves to sleep in so much; how would she have time to be a wrecking ball? She must be even more beautiful after half a year. Hurry and get in front of the camera."