171: live streaming

Kim Jennie rolled her eyes at her: "If Chaeyoung knew you said that about her, she'd definitely cry for you."

"No problem! I have tape in my bag, I'll just tape her up then."

"Are you sick? Why do you carry tape? To deal with us?"

"Just messing with you, dealing with you guys is just a matter of moving my hands, why bother."

Her contemptuous tone really angered her, and she glared at her fiercely, "I really want to kick you to death with a slap."

"Oh! So powerful, what kind of slap has such strong foot odor?"

"Yah!"

"Stop with the 'yahs', don't forget it's late at night now, and it's quite secluded here. Be careful if you run into your country's specialty and get... that, then you'll have nowhere to cry."

"What's our country's specialty?" Kim Jennie was confused by her question.

"Of course, the US military, what else could it be?"

Kim Jennie's heart skipped a beat, and only then did she seriously observe her surroundings. It was indeed quite secluded with few people. She pulled Xu Zhiyou and quickened her pace.

"I forgot about that! Let's get out of here quickly." She knew what her own country was like; they didn't bring bodyguards, just two big meat buns walking on the street.

"Hey, hey, hey! It's fine! It's not like I haven't beaten them up before."

"But it's late at night, and I can't fight, so let's leave here first." Xu Zhiyou also let her pull her along.

Hearing her panting, she worried she wouldn't recover the next second: "Walk slower, look how you're panting, I'm having trouble breathing just listening to you."

"Then you carry me." Without waiting for agreement, she directly went behind her, jumped onto her back, and seeing Xu Zhiyou didn't move, she reached out and patted her butt, "Hurry up and go!"

"Are you crazy?"

"Don't be long-winded, I'm Unnie."

"Even if you're lotus root starch, no, you have feet, get down quickly."

Kim Jennie directly wrapped her legs around her waist and tightly hugged her neck with both arms: "No, I won't get down even if you kill me."

"I'm truly defeated."

"If you're defeated, then hurry up and go. I finally understand why Chaeyoung isn't stupid, but her IQ drops when she's with you. Sigh!"

"It proves I'm a demon-revealing mirror; in front of me, you all have to show your true forms."

"Demon-revealing mirror my ass, you're just too good at annoying people, keeping our brains in a state of excitement so we can't calm down and think about other things."

"Then it's also your fault for not training enough. At least my Unnie doesn't get angry with me."

"Hehe! Just beat you up and all the anger is gone, what's there to be angry about?"

Xu Zhiyou slapped her butt with her backhand, "Ouch! What are you doing?"

"Don't make that sound, I seriously suspect you're trying to seduce me."

Kim Jennie squeezed her neck hard and said fiercely, "I'll strangle you!" Unfortunately, Xu Zhiyou didn't feel a thing.

"Dumpling Ni!"

"What's wrong?"

"Eat more papaya in the future, I'm carrying you and I can't tell the front from the back…"

Kim Jennie's old face flushed: "I'll make you unable to tell the front from the back, I'll make you call me small." Wah, she bit Xu Zhiyou's shoulder.

"Let go! I'll accuse you of molestation, believe it or not?"

...

The two of them bickered and played all the way, a ten-minute walk ended up taking half an hour. When they got home, the other three hadn't returned yet.

"Jisoo asked me to help her accumulate live broadcast time, so you and I will broadcast together."

"Accumulate what time? She's not a streamer. Which scoundrel made that rule?"

"No one made a rule, she promised fans she'd stream more often, and when she's busy, the three of us take over."

"I want to sleep, I'm exhausted, my old self. She'll be free in a few days, let her stream herself. What if her fans get annoyed with me?"

"Are you kidding me? Jisoo's fans won't get annoyed with you, hurry up." She dragged her to Kim Ji-soo's room.

Xu Zhiyou glanced around; it was neat and tidy, clearly the room of a good homemaker. She wondered who would benefit from it in the future.

"What are you looking at? Come here quickly, I'm starting."

"You start then! Am I stopping you?"

"Yah!"

Kim Jennie went over again and pulled her to sit at the computer desk, while she moved a chair to sit beside her, ready to click 'start broadcast'.

Xu Zhiyou stopped her, but Kim Jennie's fingertip still touched the 'start broadcast' button; neither of them knew it had already started.

"If you're ready, just start broadcasting, why stop me?"

"It's about the sense of ritual, Dumpling Ni! You forgot Show Ge's signature live broadcast move. If you just shove your face in like this, what if the fans aren't used to it?"

"What signature move?"

"The forehead-into-frame method, I'll demonstrate it for you." She took the phone off the stand, looked at Kim Jennie, and said, "You start by bringing your forehead into frame, then annyeong..."

After a series of actions, Kim Jennie was speechless. Xu Zhiyou finished demonstrating and looked at her: "Did you learn it?"

"Learn your head, how bored are you?"

...

In the ten-plus seconds from when they clicked to start the live broadcast to their conversation, over thirty thousand fans had already poured in. After Xu Zhiyou's series of actions, the bullet comments were flying.

"Hahaha! I didn't notice it usually, but after Zoe said that, I realized that Jisoo's broadcasts seem to always follow this routine."

"Did I enter the wrong live broadcast room? This is Jisoo's account, right? Why am I seeing Jennie and Zoe?"

"This is Jisoo's account, she said sometimes she'd let Jennie stream. Jennie has streamed several times, so it's not strange."

"Zoe's face is so stunning, who took a screenshot of that close-up shot, can you share it?"

"Scroll up, someone uploaded it. My wife is beautiful again, it's just a pity she didn't participate in this comeback."

"Zoe's personality is so interesting, she can create laughter in any situation. Beautiful appearances are a dime a dozen, but an interesting soul is one in a million, I love it!"

"How did they manage to not even know they were live? Looking at them, it's clearly not a script. Jennie wouldn't roll her eyes like that on a live stream."

"Party people, someone remind them both that they're already live. Pay attention, it's fine to just chat amongst yourselves."

...

Kim Jennie was about to click start broadcasting, and seeing the rapidly scrolling bullet comments, she was first astonished, then speechless. That cursed Xu Zhiyou, always setting her up.

She immediately put on a smiling face and waved, saying, "Annyeong! Tonight, Zoe and I will be broadcasting together. When Jisoo comes back later, we'll let her take over."

Kim Jennie started reading the bullet comments.

"The three of them went to their schedule, they should be back soon."

"When will Zoe release an album? You guys ask her yourselves." She adjusted the phone's focus, pointing it at Xu Zhiyou, "They're all asking you, you look at it yourself, I'm going to get something to eat."

"Hey! You were supposed to broadcast, and you just dumped it on me?"

"I can't get a word in anyway, I'll go get you something to eat."

"You still have spicy beef jerky, right? Bring me three boxes, and cut me some fruit, lots of cantaloupe, a glass of iced cola, and also…"