227: Pachayong

Kim Yerim quietly moved behind Son Seung-wan, hiding, afraid that her Captain-nim would suddenly flick her forehead.

“Pathetic!” Bae Joo-hyun rolled her eyes at her and continued looking at her phone, “If I really wanted to hit you, do you think Wendy could stop me?”

Kim Yerim took the hint and quickly bowed in thanks: “Kamsahamnida, thank you Irene for sparing my life.”

“That’s enough, don’t I know you? Just don’t disturb me watching variety shows.”

“I…”

“You rest for a bit.” Son Seung-wan pulled her aside and sat next to Bae Joo-hyun.

“Irene, what are you going to do about those artists who asked you to introduce them to Zoe?”

“Sigh!” Bae Joo-hyun got a headache just thinking about it and lost the desire to continue watching.

She turned off her phone, shook her head, and sighed: “How would I know? There are several of them I can’t afford to offend.”

“Yoona Eonni and Zoe are also very close, why do they all come to me? Annoying!”

Kang Seul-gi nodded silently: “Zoe is such a social butterfly, but she clearly doesn’t want too much involvement with people in the industry, it’s really difficult.”

“Should we ask her? I feel like there are a few people she might want to meet,” Son Seung-wan suggested.

“Is that okay?” Bae Joo-hyun looked at her uncertainly.

Son Seung-wan nodded: “With Zoe, you have to be direct. Just ask her.”

Bae Joo-hyun pondered for a while: “Given Zoe’s straightforward nature, it really needs to be direct.”

Kang Seul-gi’s mouth twitched: “Irene, aren’t you afraid of getting beaten for talking about her like that?”

“It’s more likely I’ll beat her.” She opened her phone, found her contact, and dialed.

…

Over at BP, Kim Ji-soo was clutching Xu Zhiyou’s neck, ready to go down fighting.

“You cursed woman, I let you fall when dancing, go off-key when singing, you’re so good at writing, why can’t you produce a single script?”

“Show Ge, I advise you to calm down.”

Xu Zhiyou continued typing. Although Kim Ji-soo looked fierce, she wasn’t actually using much force.

“Yah!” Kim Ji-soo saw that she wasn’t even acknowledging her, “Don’t make me.”

Xu Zhiyou slapped her hand away: “Use your talent as the King of Nursery Rhymes, and just write about me in return, what’s the big deal?”

“Look at the impact you’ve had on me.” Kim Ji-soo put her phone in front of her, and Xu Zhiyou glanced at it.

“Who would’ve thought Jisoo’s biggest anti-fan would be Zoe, saying she sings off-key and falls when dancing, tsk tsk tsk!”

“Thank goodness it’s Zoe, if it were anyone else, who knows how much they’d get flamed, *picking nose.JPG*”

“A bit over the top, rhyming genius Xu Zhiyou, King of Nursery Rhymes Kim Ji-soo, BP’s two hidden dragons and phoenixes. *starry eyes.JPG*”

“This is nothing, falling asleep during a variety show is truly unbeatable, she really *sleeps*, first time seeing such a talent.”

“Jennie’s world has collapsed, her two husbands abandoned her to play by themselves, a *live capture* happened, puhahaha~”

“Don’t say it, Jennie with her arms crossed really does look like that, *smug.JPG*”

“Show Ge’s line about being held and unable to get up, then tactically scratching her head, was too cute, where’s that guy who took the screenshot, get to work.”

“Haha! It’s true, Little Jennie has grown up, first time she’s ever looked down on the eldest sister with such presence, *smug.JPG*”

“Jennie’s inner monologue: I’m breaking down, one leader, one eldest sister, having random fits, this family ultimately still has to be carried by me.”

…

“Look, Show Ge, look here.” Xu Zhiyou pointed at the phone, “Little Jennie looking down on you, but you’re the eldest sister…”

“Yah!” Kim Jennie slapped her on the back.

She looked at Xu Zhiyou with dissatisfaction: “Don’t turn the topic to me, I didn’t provoke you.”

“You… *ding-a-ling*…” Her phone rang, “Wait, I’ll take this call first.”

Seeing it was Bae Joo-hyun, she wondered: “Why is Big Pillar Ge calling me at this time?”

“Who is Big Pillar Ge?” Park Chaeyoung heard the unfamiliar name and thought she was dating, “Let me see!”

“See your head.” She pushed her big head aside, “Bae Da Tou, what are you thinking!”

Park Chaeyoung breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at her speechlessly: “Are you sick? Why are you giving out random nicknames?”

“Park Yongzi!”

“Hmph!” Park Chaeyoung couldn’t be bothered to argue with her, as long as she wasn’t dating, anything was fine, “Hurry up and answer your phone.”

“You don’t need to tell me, if you hadn’t delayed me I would have already…”

Park Chaeyoung helped her answer the call and muttered: “So much nonsense, were you suffocated to death in your last life because no one talked to you?”

“Pa~ Cai~ Yong!”

Park Chaeyoung darted behind Kim Ji-soo to hide: “If you’ve got the guts, don’t use your hands.”

Xu Zhiyou saw that she still dared to be arrogant and handed her phone to Kim Jennie: “Hold this, I’ll beat her up first to warm up.”

“Beating her up later is the same.” Kim Jennie couldn’t take it, she turned on the speaker, “You can talk now.”

Xu Zhiyou looked at Park Chaeyoung and said: “Irene, wait for me to clean up the house first.”

Park Chaeyoung’s heart sank, she turned to run, but Xu Zhiyou grabbed the back of her neck.

Seeing she couldn’t escape, Park Chaeyoung put her hands together in surrender: “Mianhae! I won’t dare again, spare my life.”

“Heh heh! Weren’t you very arrogant?” She grabbed her ear, “Come on, keep being arrogant, I quite like your unyielding look.”

Park Chaeyoung pleaded with Kim Ji-soo: “Jisoo, help me, she’s going to kill me.”

Kim Ji-soo shook her head: “Chaeyoung, it’s not that I won’t save you, if I went up there, it would just be a wave of her hand. Good luck to you!”

“Sigh!” Park Chaeyoung instantly deflated.

The four of them together, even if doubled, might not be able to beat Xu Zhiyou, so she just gave up struggling.

Xu Zhiyou slapped her on the back of the head: “You haven’t even tried Dumpling Ni and Rogue Lisa yet, why are you giving up!”

“Eek!” Kim Jennie quickly retreated, covering her face with both hands, “Don’t pinch my face.”

Lisa followed closely behind, she couldn’t stand it either. Give Xu Zhiyou an excuse, and she could find various ways to mess with her, she couldn’t afford to provoke her.

Park Chaeyoung knew they were useless, but this reaction was somewhat inhuman: “Do you have to be so spineless?”

Lisa retorted: “You’re so capable! If you have the guts, break free yourself. How much fake alcohol have you drunk to be so high?”

“Lalisa!”

Lisa wouldn’t be afraid of her: “You only yell at me, that’s all you’re good for, you’re nothing.”

“Yah!” She tried to pry Xu Zhiyou’s hand: “You let go first, let me beat her up first.”

“Fine!”

Xu Zhiyou let go decisively, she was also quite happy to watch the two fight, weak combat power wouldn’t do.

Park Chaeyoung rolled up her sleeves and ran aggressively to the middle, then flashed into the room to hide.

The four of them were stunned, Xu Zhiyou reacted: “Park Chaeyoung, you dare to trick me.”

*Bang~*

*Click~ Click~*

Closing the door and locking it in one go, she only spoke after she was safe: “It’s better than letting you beat me up, nah~ nah~ nah~”

“This is the second time, Park Yongzi, you’re something else.” She, Xu Mouren, brilliant and mighty, was tricked by Park Chaeyoung again.

*Pfft~* Kim Ji-soo almost burst out laughing.

She quickly turned around to stifle her laughter, for Xu Zhiyou personally, being tricked was even more unbearable than being beaten.