127: Watch "RM" live

She saw there were over 60,000 views. “There are 60,000 views on Instagram, breaking the previous record. Let’s order some takeout to celebrate.”

She picked up her phone and quickly placed an order: half a fried chicken, half a roasted duck, a bowl of Crossing the Bridge Noodles, and finally, a cup of milk tea.

“Done!”

She closed the takeout app and saw the comments were all about managing her figure, and some were even popularizing the dangers of late-night snacks.

“Sisters, I’m withdrawing from the group—no, I mean temporarily withdrawing from the group. Normally, at the company, they don’t let me eat, so now I have to eat my fill.”

“You don’t actually have that idea, do you? You said it so smoothly?”

“No! Am I that kind of person?”

“You’re a big dummy! What kind of people are you? Are you spies sent by the enemy?” Seeing the screen full of ‘yes’ in the comments, she felt speechless.

“Let’s not talk about this topic. Let’s continue watching RM.” In a short while, it was time for Kim Ji-soo and Park Chaeyoung’s showdown.

“If I went, all four of them would be my defeated opponents. What a pity. Sigh~~”

“Bragging? Sisters, you haven’t even asked around. Back in the day, our old Xu Zhiyou was also a little genius from ten miles around. This could stump me? Hehe!”

“Zoe, are you going to go all the way down this path of comedy? *covers eyes.jpg*”

“Hahahahaha! It’s a good thing she sings. If she acted, I’d be taken out of the scene in minutes. A funny girl isn’t suitable for acting.”

“Hehe! With our Yu-yu’s face, she can get into any role in seconds, okay?”

Xu Zhiyou looked at all these words praising her, and she felt a little embarrassed. Fans being too good at praising was also hard to bear.

“Thank you all for your love, hahahaha! Let’s continue watching the variety show!” If she didn’t stop them now, she felt like she’d be getting an acting award tomorrow.

Seeing that the question Park Chaeyoung was asked in the game segment was about countries she wanted to visit, she covered her face with both hands. They said it would be a tricky question, but it was just this.

“It’s over, don’t watch the rest. She’ll definitely be completely crushed by Show Ge. Sigh! I’ll take a sip to calm down.”

She unscrewed the water bottle and took a sip, then heard Kim Ji-soo’s question: what did she do when she spent a long time in the bathroom?

Park Chaeyoung replied with pooping, brushing teeth, and washing face, and Xu Zhiyou immediately sprayed all the water from her mouth onto her phone.

Then she deeply lowered her head. What kind of dog brains were these? No idol image whatsoever, and this was who taught her elegance.

“Hahahahaha! Are all female idols like this? Did Chaeyoung forget she’s an idol? She’s killing me with laughter!”

“Look at how Yu-yu can’t even lift her head. Anyone who didn’t know would think it was her, the leader, who taught her, hahahaha!”

“Indeed! Teammate’s actions, leader takes the blame. Two funny girls, no wonder there are so many CP fans.”

“Isn’t Peninsula all about playing like this? It’s not a big deal, right?”

“That’s true, but how many rookies have you seen play like this? But it’s good this way, real and unpretentious.”

“Zoe: Why did Rose become like this? Is it the degradation of morality or the distortion of human nature? Hahaha~~”

“Zoe was directly made to not be able to lift her head by one sentence from Rose. Just now, her little mouth was quite good at chattering, but now she doesn’t dare to look at the camera. It really takes Rose to do it.”

“Pfft hahahaha! Our Rou Rou’s one sentence about pooping directly made Yu-yu shut down.”

Xu Zhiyou listened with her head down. When she heard Kim Ji-soo ask about three things she was dissatisfied with about Lisa, the answers were: not replying promptly, acting cool, and talking nonsense.

She sighed and turned her head to the side, not letting the camera capture her face. The silly one was still the silly one.

“Why do I feel Zoe is even more shut down? Is this answer not problematic?”

“It’s not problematic, but don’t you think Rou Rou is a bit too silly like this? Yu-yu just met her fans and she’s already eagerly showing off.”

“They’re all silly. No wonder among the five members of BLACKPINK, I feel like their two auras match the most. Turns out everyone is silly.”

“This is called everyone is the same, no one should look down on anyone else, just make do.”

As expected, she lost to Kim Ji-soo in the end. Next, in the showdown between Kim Jennie and Lisa, Lisa lost without even speaking.

She looked up and saw the fans saying she was silly, and she just skipped over it.

“Chaeyoung isn’t usually like this. It seems Show Ge pushed her too far. She’s quite ladylike. Sigh! Never mind, whatever happens, happens. I really can’t make this up anymore!”

“But Lisa’s game experience was truly amazing. She stuck her head out to get watered, then sat back down obediently. Pitiful!”

“What did I say just now? I said those two would definitely lose. Do you believe me now?”

“Whether they lose or not, Zoe! Tell us, do Rose and Lisa really argue every day?”

“Before I moved into their dorm, it seemed so. After I moved in, it’s been much less. Don’t ask me why; if you ask, it’s because they’re all busy teaming up against me and don’t have time to argue.”

“Also! Their relationship is very good, don’t believe what the marketing accounts say. Mischievous Lisa and crybaby Chaeyoung, a natural fit.”

“What about Jennie-oni and Kim Ji-soo?”

“One is titanium alloy, one is a whiner. Day doesn’t understand the darkness of night!”

Watching and chatting, the shoe-throwing segment passed just like that. When it came to the Quanzhou dinner table segment, her takeout finally arrived.

“Wait a moment, I’m going to get my takeout.” Takeout couldn’t enter the office area, so she had to go to the main entrance to get it.

When she returned, it was just in time for Kim Jennie and Kim Ji-soo’s PK. “What’s going on? Why is there chili sauce poured on it!”

“Whoever loses eats it? Playing this big?”

Seeing the bright red food on the table, she inexplicably felt a sore throat. Eating that would definitely give her hemorrhoids.

“Oh my, Dumpling Ni eating that will definitely give her hemorrhoids, how pitiful.” She opened the takeout box, tore off a chicken leg, and started gnawing on it.

“Hahahaha! No, I have to make an appointment for Dumpling Ni at the proctology department, hahahaha~~”

But soon, Kim Jennie used her head-tilt kill and aegyo strategy to ask Lee Kwang-soo for help eating it. She quickly slurped down the chicken leg and then said,

“That damn head-tilt kill, that damn aegyo routine.”

“Of course, that’s why I call her a whiner, a precious aegyo master. But it really seems to work, I should ask her for tips sometime.”

She was enthusiastically commentating, and unknowingly, many people entered the live stream to watch RM with her. There was no other way, variety shows were like that, but her commentary was truly funny.

“Rainie! Zoe’s eagerness for Jennie-oni to be in a predicament, if Jennie-oni found out, would she be beaten to death?”

“Maybe, most likely, yes!” Song Yuqi also didn’t expect that such a smart Xu Zhiyou would be so comical when live streaming.

It completely clashed with the image of a genius student she had in her mind. Wasn’t this destroying her dream? It seems one really shouldn’t look at people through filters.

“No, Jennie-oni would at most cry for Zoe to see, she wouldn’t resort to violence.” Cho Mi-yeon was quite certain about this.

“That’s too mean, but I love it, hahahaha~~~”

Song Yuqi looked at the fried chicken and roasted duck in Xu Zhiyou’s hand and gave a slurp, “I love the fried chicken and roasted duck in her hand. How long has it been since I last ate them, waaaah~~~”