228: Jump up and hit my knee

Lisa glanced at the closed door, then at the depressed Xu Zhiyou, and muttered, “No wonder she likes to call Park Chaeyoung, she’s truly brave!”

“Sigh!” Kim Jennie shook her head and sighed, “Running away is one thing, but she even provoked Zoe. I’m impressed.”

Lisa nodded silently, “That’s why I said she’s brave. At least I wouldn’t dare.”

“Sigh!” Kim Jennie sighed, “I wish her good luck!”

On the other end of the phone, Bae Joo-hyun heard Xu Zhiyou’s shout and couldn’t help but burst into an auntie laugh.

After laughing, she leaned in close and said, “Zoe, I didn’t expect you to have moments where you’re put in your place, pu ha ha ha ~”

Xu Zhiyou heard the laughter, and already feeling depressed, she snatched the phone.

“Oh my! The S.M. Entertainment’s traditional auntie laugh, you’ve really mastered the essence of it.”

“You’re the auntie, can’t you speak properly?” Age was Bae Joo-hyun’s taboo, the kind where whoever mentioned it would die.

Xu Zhiyou just feared she wouldn’t get emotional, so she leaned in and said, “Are you going to jump up and hit my knees, or are you going to hit me with your big head, tch!”

Bae Joo-hyun was hit with a barrage of attacks, paused for five seconds, and then said in a chilling tone, “Zoe, you’re very good.”

“Pfft ~”

Kang Seul-gi almost choked on her laugh, Son Seung-wan quickly covered her mouth and whispered, “Don’t court death!”

“Eek!”

Kim Yerim rubbed her arm, feeling the temperature drop sharply, and silently moved away from Kang Seul-gi, that troublemaker.

Park Soo-young glanced at Kang Seul-gi, whose mouth was covered, and also silently chose to distance herself.

Bae Joo-hyun wasn't paying attention to them at all; at this moment, she wished she could crawl through the internet cable and beat Xu Zhiyou.

“What, are you coming to serve me?”

“Aish!” Bae Joo-hyun was even angrier, “You just wait for me, old lady.” She then wanted to hang up.

“Wait a minute!”

“Only now you realize your mistake, it’s too late!” Bae Joo-hyun thought she was admitting defeat and said with great smugness.

“Admit defeat? With just you, tch!”

“Yah!” Bae Joo-hyun’s old face darkened, her outburst was interrupted by Xu Zhiyou again.

“Stop talking nonsense, remember to bring some late-night snacks when you come, I’m hungry.”

“I… beep beep…”

Xu Zhiyou hummed and hung up. Bae Joo-hyun listened to the busy tone, fuming, and slammed her phone to the ground.

Then she roared, “How dare she hang up on me, yah!”

“Uh!!!” The four stood by, trembling.

Bae Joo-hyun threw a fit, then ran to the kitchen and grabbed a cleaver, which made Son Seung-wan and the other three look at each other in dismay.

Kang Seul-gi exclaimed, “To make Irene so angry, Zoe is truly a talent, tsk tsk tsk!”

Park Soo-young looked at the shining cleaver in her hand, “Shouldn’t we stop her? What if she accidentally hurts herself?”

Kim Yerim waved her hand, “How many times has this happened? It’s fine.”

Bae Joo-hyun chasing Xu Zhiyou with a cleaver wasn’t once or twice; she was already used to it.

Bae Joo-hyun walked to the door with the cleaver, thought for a moment, went back to get a rolling pin, and then walked out.

Kang Seul-gi quickly followed, “Irene, wait a moment, I’ll go with you.”

“Me too.” Kim Yerim also ran to catch up; where else could she find such a good show? She had to participate.

Park Soo-young and Son Seung-wan, left behind, exchanged glances and quickly followed. They had time anyway, and it would be fun to watch.

Over at BP, Kim Ji-soo shushed, “Last time she brought a cleaver, this time it’ll be at least a machete. Go hide!”

Xu Zhiyou didn’t care, “No need. If I don’t speak harshly, how will she bring me late-night snacks?”

Kim Ji-soo was speechless, “Provoking someone just for a bite to eat? That’s just sick!”

“Show Ge!” Xu Zhiyou patted her shoulder, “Da Zhu Ge has been the leader for so many years.”

“Bringing Red Velvet to this point, do you really think she’d be so easily provoked?”

Kim Ji-soo slapped her hand away, “Only you are capable, why are you acting so profound, tch!”

“Alright! It’s not important.” Xu Zhiyou looked at Park Chaeyoung’s door, “The urgent matter is to drag Park Chaeyoung out and beat her up.”

She acted on the thought, but just as she was about to kick the door, Kim Jennie pulled her back, “Are you trying to die?! Can’t you do anything but violent demolition?”

Xu Zhiyou struggled free, “What do you know? This is simple and direct, just a few kicks. Why bother with thinking?”

“Yah!” Kim Jennie leaped onto her back, “You brute, you’re not allowed to tear down the door.”

Xu Zhiyou shook twice but couldn’t shake her off, so she could only say helplessly, “Get down.”

“You promise not to tear down the door, and I’ll get down.” Kim Jennie took the opportunity to wrap her arms around Xu Zhiyou’s neck and her legs around her waist.

“I promise!” Xu Zhiyou said casually, trying to appease her.

“Swear it! If you don’t keep your word, you won’t have an appetite for anything you eat for the rest of your life…”

Xu Zhiyou heard her swearing on food and interrupted her, “Dumpling Ni, you’re going too far.”

“I don’t care, you’re not allowed to kick the door! Have you forgotten how you limped for days after kicking Lisa’s door last time?!”

“That was the first time, I wasn’t skilled yet. Now… Aish, never mind, get down.” Back and forth, Xu Zhiyou’s anger was mostly worn down.

“You…”

“Okay!” Xu Zhiyou gave in to her, “I swear on my appetite for the rest of my life, alright?!”

Kim Jennie, satisfied, jumped off her, “That’s more like it.”

Kim Ji-soo gave her a thumbs-up, praising, “Jennie, you’re amazing! You actually managed to suppress her.”

Kim Jennie waved her hand, quite smugly, “Anyway, she won’t throw me on the ground, so it’s just so-so… Ouch…”

Before she finished speaking, Xu Zhiyou slapped her on the back of the head, “You’re getting smug now, aren’t you? Your skin is itching, is it?!”

“Yah! I’m Unnie.”

Xu Zhiyou chuckled, looking at her, “Then, Jennie-oni, do you want to experience the pleasure of a good scratch?”

“Ani! I refuse.” She now shivered at the sound of Unnie.

She took a step back and hid behind Kim Ji-soo. She was 100% sure that Xu Zhiyou would actually go through with it.

“Tch!”

Xu Zhiyou saw her give in, too lazy to argue with her, and sat back down to continue watching the variety show.

Kim Ji-soo glanced at Kim Jennie hiding behind her and sighed, “She’s only cool for three seconds, sigh!”

“Jisoo, don’t talk like you don’t have a care in the world. Doesn’t that ‘Unnie’ of hers scare you?!”

Kim Ji-soo glared at her, “Say one more word, and I’ll throw you out, believe it or not.”

“Uh!!!” Kim Jennie felt so humble, being threatened again, her heart was heavy.

Park Chaeyoung, seeing that the commotion had stopped, quietly opened a crack in the door to peek. Seeing Xu Zhiyou sit back on the sofa, she let out a huge sigh of relief.

Hearing the door being broken down earlier had really scared her. She was ready to open the door and surrender, but she didn’t expect her Jennie-oni to suppress it. It was truly a blessing.

She would only come out after Bae Joo-hyun arrived, then this crisis would be completely resolved.

At Cube Entertainment.

Minnie and Song Yuqi were also watching the variety show and saw the scene of giving housewarming gifts.

Crunch!

Minnie took a bite of an apple and said with a chuckle.

“Jisoo sunbae and Zoe bossing Jennie sunbae and the other two around so smoothly, it’s a bit inhumane!”

Song Yuqi pouted, “Your mouth is practically reaching your ears, I see you’re enjoying it very much.”