215: Lisa is floating
“Listen to your big head.” Park Chaeyoung ran over, pushing her aside.
She looked at Lisa warily: “What do you want?”
Lisa steadied herself: “Not too early, not too late, just at this time, Chaeyoung, I…”
“What ‘I’?” She kicked her butt again, sending her far away, “Stay away from Zoe, don’t lead her astray.”
Lisa pointed at her own nose, then at Xu Zhiyou, saying in disbelief: “What? I lead her astray!”
“YES!”
Lisa felt her forehead: “Your brain seems fine, but you spout nonsense all day.”
Slap~
Park Chaeyoung slapped her hand away, looking at her unhappily: “Your brain is the one with problems.”
Xu Zhiyou saw Kim Ji-soo and the other person running up and down, and kicked Park Chaeyoung’s heel: “Go carry the luggage, we can argue later.”
“No.”
“Yah! Are you not going to let me carry it for you?”
“It’s not impossible… Ow, gently, gently, my ear is falling off, yah!…”
Xu Zhiyou pulled her ear, dragging her to the luggage: “Still want to be lazy? Dream on.”
Park Chaeyoung rubbed her ear: “Zoe, can we discuss something?”
“Even if the King of Heaven came, you’d still have to carry the luggage.” She pushed the suitcase in front of her, “Take it.”
“Lisa, come carry your things.” Xu Zhiyou put her arm around Park Chaeyoung’s teddy bear and went upstairs.
“Yah! Did you hear what I said?”
“Didn’t hear, I’m old and deaf.”
“Aish!” Park Chaeyoung furiously punched the air at Xu Zhiyou’s retreating back, “I’m going to beat you to death.”
Lisa glanced at Kim Ji-soo and the other person’s luggage: “Hurry up, Jisoo and the other one are almost done.”
“Sigh~”
Lisa looked at her like this, curious: “What were you trying to discuss with Zoe just now?”
“I wanted her to give me some face on camera.” She glanced at Xu Zhiyou’s back.
She sighed: “This situation, it’s clearly not realistic, sigh~”
“Get in line, save some face for yourself, hahahaha~”
Park Chaeyoung looked at her speechlessly: “What are you laughing at? Is it that funny?”
“Seeing you get snubbed by Zoe makes me exceptionally happy, nah nah nah~”
“Yah! Lalisa…”
“Bye-bye to you!”
Lisa dragged her suitcase and quickly followed, she still had to discuss going to their country with Xu Zhiyou.
“Zoe, wait for me, about what happened just now…”
“Aish, Lalisa, I already said the first stop is Melbourne…”
Amidst their playful bickering, they finally moved all the luggage upstairs, and the five of them sat on the sofa, doing nothing.
In the end, Kim Ji-soo felt this was inappropriate and was the first to get up.
She looked at Xu Zhiyou: “Zoe, let’s divide the rooms. After we unpack, we still need to make gifts for the neighbors.”
Xu Zhiyou waved her hand casually: “Pick whichever room you like, what’s there to divide?”
“You are the leader…”
“Hold on, this leader hereby officially abdicates to you. You arrange it yourself.”
She kicked off her shoes and lay flat on the sofa: “You all choose first, the last room left is for me.”
Kim Ji-soo was truly speechless, she had never seen such an eccentric leader. She walked over and pulled her up: “Get up quickly.”
“I told you all to choose first, if not, you can assign…”
“Where’s all that nonsense coming from?” Kim Ji-soo wanted to pull her up directly, but instead, she was pulled into Xu Zhiyou’s embrace.
Xu Zhiyou lifted her leg and pinned her down: “Let the three of them choose themselves, we two will lie down for a bit first.”
Kim Ji-soo twisted twice but couldn’t move at all: “Are you trying to kill me? Let me up.”
“No.” She put her arm around her neck and closed her eyes directly, “I didn’t get enough sleep this morning, I’ll sleep first.”
“Yah!” Kim Ji-soo pushed back, “We’re recording, you’re the leader, can you be more reliable?”
Xu Zhiyou nudged her back with her elbow: “Show Ge, if you twist again, I’ll help you with some physical hypnosis.”
“Huh???”
Kim Ji-soo instantly froze. She never wanted to experience that soreness in the back of her neck again: “Let’s talk nicely, please don’t.”
“Are you going to sleep or not!”
“Sleep, sleep, sleep.” Kim Ji-soo immediately cowered. Being knocked out on a show would not only be embarrassing but also bad for her image.
Xu Zhiyou was a pure brute and wouldn’t consider such things, so it was better for her to back down first.
“Close your eyes.” Xu Zhiyou was too lazy to think so much, she was really sleepy.
“You’re going to control that too? I…”
Xu Zhiyou raised her hand to scare her: “Three, two…”
Kim Ji-soo quickly closed her eyes: “Closed.”
“That’s good then.” She put her arm around her waist and went straight to sleep.
Kim Ji-soo, afraid she might suddenly hit her, didn’t dare to open her eyes. Lying there for less than two minutes,
she also fell asleep, leaving the other three staring at each other. They were also afraid of Xu Zhiyou’s physical hypnosis.
Finally, Park Chaeyoung couldn’t help but nudge Lisa: “Go see if she’s asleep?”
“Why don’t you go?” She was afraid Xu Zhiyou would get up and give her a chop, “I can’t afford that embarrassment.”
Kim Jennie held out her hand: “The three of us will play rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses goes.”
“Not me.”
Lisa was the first to refuse. She was known as a game black hole, never winning, just a complete disaster.
“I’m giving you face, believe it or not, Jennie-oni and I will team up and beat you up.”
“Anyway, I’m not going.” Lisa immediately shrank back. Seeing this, Kim Jennie grabbed her by the back of her neck.
“Then you go.” She pushed her next to Xu Zhiyou, “Poke her and try.”
“I won’t!” Lisa refused a hundred times, this was a dangerous job.
“Get out of the way, I can’t stand procrastination.” She looked at Lisa disdainfully, then got up to observe herself.
Lisa not only didn’t refute but also gave her a thumbs up, “I admire you.”
Park Chaeyoung reached out and checked her nose, then looked back at Kim Jennie: “She’s asleep.”
“Are you sure?”
“Positive!” She directly twisted Xu Zhiyou’s ear into a pretzel, “See? She’s a dead pig.”
“Pfft~~”
The cameraman had long been holding back his laughter, but due to professional ethics, he had to suppress it.
Suddenly hearing “dead pig,” he couldn’t hold it in, but fortunately, he covered his mouth tightly, otherwise, he would have had his salary docked.
Seeing that Xu Zhiyou was really asleep, Lisa’s courage grew. She found a marker pen: “Get out of the way, I’m getting my revenge.”
Park Chaeyoung stared at the pen in her hand: “What do you want to do? I advise you to think twice, Zoe is just asleep, not dead.”
“Live one day at a time. After being so humble for so long, let me vent first.”
“You’re awesome!” She got up and made space for her.
Because she had bodyguards protecting her, Xu Zhiyou had no sense of precaution at all. When she was asleep, she was like a dead person.
She rolled up her sleeves, pulled off the pen cap, and began to draw: “A turtle on the left cheek, a circle on the right cheek, a ‘King’ on the top of her head, and a few whiskers on her chin…”
Lisa drew like this for a full five minutes. After finishing, she looked at her masterpiece.
“Hahahahaha~”
She was the first to burst out laughing. After laughing, she wanted to show off: “Chaeyoung, look… Hmm?”
She found the two of them squatting in a small corner and asked curiously: “Why are you two so far away?”
“We don’t know you, who are you?”
Kim Jennie was the first to distance herself. As much fun as it was now, it would be just as miserable when Xu Zhiyou woke up.
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