263: Taking death to a new level
So, looking at Park Chaeyoung, she said nonchalantly, "I'm a coward, so what? Bite me! Humph~"
"Hehe!"
Park Chaeyoung didn't take her bait and scurried back, returning shortly with a group of children.
There were boys and girls, mostly around seven or eight years old, each accompanied by their parents.
This scene left the four of them bewildered. Kim Ji-soo couldn't help but ask, "Chaeyoung, what are you doing?"
"You'll know soon enough." Park Chaeyoung handed out some snacks to everyone.
Then she began to direct, "Little ones, do you remember what Unnie just taught you?"
"We remember!" came a chorus of childish voices.
"Very good!" She gave a thumbs-up. "So smart!"
The four were all curious about what program Park Chaeyoung had arranged; she was putting on quite a show.
They sat cross-legged, waiting to watch Teacher Park's program. The accompanying PD looked at Xu Zhiyou's curious face and almost burst out laughing.
"Then start reciting!"
"Little Zhiyou, full of hot air, claims she's brave beyond compare.
Got on the drop tower, turned into a scared little hen!"
"Holy cow!"
Xu Zhiyou's national essence slipped out. Goodness, this was truly something. She had really underestimated Park Chaeyoung.
Kim Ji-soo and the other two looked at Park Chaeyoung with strange expressions. This girl truly wasn't afraid of death, pushing her antics to the extreme.
However, listening closely, it was quite rhyming. Thinking of this, they clapped, joining in with the children's recitation.
But as the recitation continued, their applause grew softer and softer, and their expressions became increasingly distorted.
"Oh, Mama!
Help me!
Hands gripped the railing tight.
Snot and tears smeared across her face, a puddle formed beneath her pants~ (Shhh—)
The machine only rose three point three meters, but she cried louder than an ambulance.
Came down with legs like noodles,
...
Whose child wet their pants?
It was our brave Xu Zhiyou!"
"Pfft~" Lisa was the first to burst out laughing. "I can't hold it in, puhahaha~" She rolled around on the ground.
Kim Ji-soo followed suit, laughing so hard she couldn't straighten up: "Oh, my stomach is cramping."
Kim Jennie, meanwhile, kept recalling her sad memories over the years, trying to suppress her laughter.
Others didn't know Xu Zhiyou, but she knew her very well; this girl held grudges.
She absolutely couldn't laugh in front of her, especially when she was most embarrassed. She would really kill her.
Xu Zhiyou's face was as dark as it could be. She, Xu Zhiyou, was actually mocked by children for wetting her pants.
It was an utter disgrace. She stood up, ready to give Park Chaeyoung, the instigator, a few slaps.
Seeing this, Park Chaeyoung quickly said, "So many children are watching, and the cameras are recording. I advise you to think twice."
"I..." Xu Zhiyou looked at the children, their big, round eyes staring at her.
Her fists clenched and unclenched, making her liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys ache. She glared at Park Chaeyoung, gritting her teeth.
"Park Chaeyoung! You're good. I'll remember you."
"Eek!" Park Chaeyoung shivered, but for the sake of teasing Xu Zhiyou, she felt it was worth it.
She puffed out her chest and looked at her: "Who told you not to ride the drop tower? Do you know how many brain cells I wasted coming up with this little bit?"
"I don't know how many brain cells you wasted, but I know the day of your death."
"Eh???"
Park Chaeyoung suddenly felt a little guilty. What was going on? Looking at Xu Zhiyou's stance, she wouldn't really 'cut her up,' would she?
"I... I, is it still too late to admit my mistake now?"
"What do you think?" Xu Zhiyou glared at her. "We'll settle this when we get back."
She stepped forward and grabbed her by the back of her neck, making Park Chaeyoung shiver: "You... you... what do you want to do?"
"Don't you want to ride the drop tower? This Unnie will ride it with you until you puke today." Xu Zhiyou, ever strong-willed.
Being looked down upon by children, if she chickened out now, how could she ever hold her head up again? She absolutely couldn't back down.
"I'll walk myself." Hearing that she wasn't going to be beaten, Park Chaeyoung's tone hardened again. "I'm not you, let go."
She brushed past Xu Zhiyou and headed straight for the drop tower, making the surrounding audience laugh uncontrollably.
"These two girls are quite funny! Hahaha~"
"Exactly! They're celebrities, but they have no idol burden at all. They live so authentically."
"Celebrities? From which channel? What dramas have they been in? How come I don't remember them at all? This level of beauty shouldn't be overlooked, right?"
"They're not from our country. Along with the three on the ground, all five of them are in the same girl group. They're quite famous."
"Oh, that's why I don't remember them. What's their name? I'll follow them later, they're quite interesting."
...
Xu Zhiyou only remembered the other three people when she was almost at the drop tower, so she kicked Park Chaeyoung's butt.
Park Chaeyoung stumbled, then turned and glared at her: "Why did you kick me? The children are watching."
Xu Zhiyou got angry just looking at her and didn't want to talk, so she simply instructed: "Go get those three."
"Why don't you go yourself?"
"Just go when I tell you to go. If you talk back again, you'll have to figure out your own EP."
"Fine, I'll go!" What else could she do? An idol who can't compose is just that humble. (Aggrieved face.JPG)
Kim Ji-soo, hearing that she also had to go, immediately took off running without a word. Are you kidding? She's also afraid of heights, okay? She can't handle it at all.
Xu Zhiyou saw Kim Ji-soo about to run and shouted to Park Chaeyoung, "Park Chaeyoung, if Show Ge runs away, you'll have to handle your own EP."
"Yah!" Park Chaeyoung turned and glared at her. "What does that have to do with me?"
"I don't care. Who told you to be so annoying and stir up trouble? You'll bear all the consequences."
"I..." Park Chaeyoung took a deep breath. After a moment, she said with a chuckle, "Okay, Captain."
"Ew!" Lisa expressed that she couldn't bear to watch.
Park Chaeyoung glared at her: "What are you looking at? If you had some ambition, would I have to go through all this? Useless."
"Yah! Park Chaeyoung, what did I do to you?" Lisa looked at her in disbelief. This girl was somewhat shameless.
Park Chaeyoung didn't waste any more words with her and rushed a few steps behind Kim Ji-soo, startling her.
Looking at her, she warned, "Chaeyoung, you've already angered Zoe. I advise you to think twice."
"Jisoo, this concerns my future." She bowed to her ninety degrees. "I can only trouble you."
"What do you mean?"
Park Chaeyoung stopped talking. While Kim Ji-soo was momentarily stunned, she directly scooped her up by the waist: "The Great Demon King ordered it, Jisoo, don't blame me."
"Yah!" Kim Ji-soo was furious. Park Chaeyoung was truly rebelling. "Chaeyoung, you..."
"Jisoo, don't blame me. Even if I don't take you, you won't escape, so you might as well lie down and enjoy it."
"What kind of outrageous words are those?"
"Just average." She pressed her into the seat and fastened the buckle. Seeing this, Kim Jennie quietly moved her feet, also wanting to run.
Park Chaeyoung saw this, sighed, and without Xu Zhiyou needing to instruct her, similarly pressed Kim Jennie into a seat.
She glanced at Lisa: "Just be sensible, so I don't have to use force."
Lisa looked at her strangely: "Chaeyoung, have you thought about what posture you want to die in?"
"Get lost!"
"If you don't want to die, that's fine. Just leave the group when we get back. That might just save your dog's life!"
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