285: No martial ethics

Bae Suzy, with her eyelids half-closed, glanced upwards from below: "The way your face changes, tsk tsk~"

"You go to the side first." Xu Zhiyou raised her hand, pushed Suzy aside, moved in front of Lee Ji-eun, and extended her right hand, "Hi, IU Senior."

"Ah? Oh!" Lee Ji-eun was hit by the close-up, high-value visual attack, and quickly came to her senses, extending her hand to shake Xu Zhiyou's, "Hi~"

Xu Zhiyou then extended her left hand to cover theirs, looking at Lee Ji-eun with a sincere expression: "Senior, I must explain the KKT friends matter to you."

"It was her." Xu Zhiyou pointed at Bae Suzy, who was leaning against the back of the chair, "It was all that woman; she never told me at all. If you don't believe me, ask Ji-yeon, she can prove it for me."

"Ji-yeon told me already." Lee Ji-eun finished speaking and stared at Xu Zhiyou's delicate face, unable to move her eyes.

Inner monologue: "These smooth and beautiful facial contours, this tall and straight nose, this delicate and bouncy glowing skin, so beautiful, hehe~"

Xu Zhiyou found it strangely peculiar that the clear and sweet number one female solo artist of South Korea was looking at her and giggling foolishly.

Park Jiyeon also noticed her best friend's abnormality and coughed twice to remind her to snap out of it.

"Uh... oh." Lee Ji-eun came back to her senses.

She happily said to Xu Zhiyou: "You are really too beautiful. This is the first time I've seen such perfect facial features and skin tone since I was little. I couldn't control my eyes for a moment, hahahaha~"

Everyone present silently nodded. Although Xu Zhiyou had a ton of minor flaws, it had to be said that her looks were truly unrivaled.

Xu Zhiyou gently patted her chest, feigning relief: "That's good, that's good. I thought you liked women, you scared me."

Lee Ji-eun's eyes darted, and she rubbed her small hands, slyly saying: "It's not that it can't be adjusted."

Xu Zhiyou jumped to the side with a whoosh and shielded Park Chaeyoung in front of her: "Chaeyoung, quick, protect me."

Park Jiyeon slapped Lee Ji-eun's back: "Aren't you bored?"

Lee Ji-eun didn't mind being slapped, she stuck out her tongue: "Just kidding, I'm just kidding, hehe~"

"Now that you've finished talking about your business, it's my turn, right?" Bae Suzy, leaning against the back of the chair, spoke up.

"What business could you have? Order food first." Xu Zhiyou didn't even spare her a glance, pulling Park Chaeyoung to sit down and look at the menu.

"Yah!" Bae Suzy snatched the menu from her hand, glaring fiercely at Xu Zhiyou, "You..."

Xu Zhiyou, taking her by surprise, quickly snatched the menu back: "You ruined my image, I'll eat a meal from you, and we'll call it even."

"Yah!"

"Aiyo." Xu Zhiyou threw the menu to Park Chaeyoung and smiled at Bae Suzy, "Suzy-xi, by your tone, do you want to fight?"

"Afraid of you, huh~" Bae Suzy, a Taekwondo black belt, said she wasn't scared in the slightest, "There's a Taekwondo dojo next door, we'll go after we eat."

It was true that Xu Zhiyou had been in many fights, but only YG staff had heard of her achievements, and those who had seen her with their own eyes were even rarer.

Xu Zhiyou's eyes lit up, and she raised her hand: "Whoever doesn't go is a grandson. Come on, high five."

"I'm afraid of you, huh~" Bae Suzy raised her hand and high-fived her.

Xu Zhiyou was still thinking of finding an opportunity to beat her up, but she didn't expect Suzy to offer herself up. She definitely had to satisfy her, since she was always happy to help others.

Park Chaeyoung, knowing her leader's combat power, looked at Bae Suzy with pity.

Lee Ji-eun noticed Park Chaeyoung's gaze, leaned close to her, and whispered: "Chaeyoung, how's Zoe's combat power?"

She had heard that Xu Zhiyou had practiced martial arts since she was young, and there were several others in Kpop who had also practiced since childhood, but their combat power wasn't very impressive.

Park Chaeyoung saw it was Lee Ji-eun and was about to stand up when Lee Ji-eun pressed her back down: "Don't be so formal, just call me Unnie."

"Yes, Unnie."

Park Chaeyoung was only a 'fiery girl' with Xu Zhiyou; to outsiders, she was the sole female member of BLACKPINK, speaking softly and sweetly, incredibly gentle.

Lee Ji-eun felt very comfortable hearing the soft and sweet "Unnie" and patted Park Chaeyoung's shoulder, asking again: "Suzy is a Taekwondo black belt, can Zoe really handle it?"

Park Chaeyoung thought of Xu Zhiyou's formidable combat record and nodded: "No problem."

Lee Ji-eun nodded with satisfaction upon hearing this: "That's good then, pretty girls shouldn't get beaten up."

It was a good thing Bae Suzy didn't hear this, otherwise she would have kicked Lee Ji-eun for making her, the nation's first love and third-generation goddess, seem so unglamorous.

The dinner quickly ended. Lee Ji-eun said they would discuss the collaboration song on Kakao and first fulfill their agreement. Therefore...

At a certain Taekwondo dojo.

Bae Suzy, wearing red protective gear, was trash-talking while warming up: "It's still not too late to surrender now."

Xu Zhiyou sat cross-legged on the mat and rolled her eyes at her, disdainfully saying: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and warm up."

She had originally intended to simply pin her down and spank her, but since they had just eaten, she decided to treat it as a post-meal stroll to aid digestion, and then spank her after digesting.

"Alright, prepare to die."

"OK." Xu Zhiyou slowly got up from the mat, put on her gloves, and looked at Park Jiyeon, "Ji-yeon, record it clearly, okay?"

She felt it was very necessary to keep some of Bae Suzy's embarrassing history on hand, just in case this person ever did anything to ruin her reputation again.

Park Jiyeon gave her an OK gesture: "Suzy has to go into filming in a few days, don't hit her face."

"Yah!"

"Aiyo~" Bae Suzy was swept down by Xu Zhiyou's kick, landing face down on the mat with a gasp.

Lee Ji-eun, holding her phone ready to record an 'epic battle,' said speechlessly: "Suzy, what are you doing? You can't even stand steady!"

"Pfft~" Park Chaeyoung covered her mouth, stifling a giggle; the description was quite fitting.

"Yah!" Bae Suzy glared at Lee Ji-eun, "She ambushed me, are you blind?!" She simply thought she had been tripped because she wasn't paying attention.

"Hey, is this a fight?" Xu Zhiyou swept her down again.

Bae Suzy found herself on the ground again and said unhappily: "If you've got guts, don't ambush me."

"Alright, again."

"Aiyo!" She had just gotten up and was down again, looking at Xu Zhiyou speechlessly, "Can't you have some martial ethics?"

Xu Zhiyou said with a chuckle: "Then I'll show a little."

"Shameless."

"Are you still fighting? If not, just surrender. There's no penalty anyway."

Bae Suzy cautiously watched Xu Zhiyou's movements and slowly got up: "This time, let's see how you... Aiyo~"

She fell back down with a thud. By now, even she, no matter how foolish, knew she couldn't beat Xu Zhiyou, so she simply lay on the ground and refused to get up.

Seeing her motionless, Xu Zhiyou went over and kicked her butt: "I'm only kicking the protective gear, I didn't kick you. Don't play dead, get up quickly."

"Mind your own business, I'm not getting up. What are you going to do?" She knew she couldn't win, why would she rush to get abused? She wasn't an idiot.

Seeing her surrender so smoothly, Xu Zhiyou took off her gloves and gave her butt two smacks.

She didn't forget to mock: "Your age isn't as fresh as cabbage, but your elasticity is so much worse. Two thumbs down."

Lee Ji-eun exclaimed: "Tsk tsk, that's a stab to the heart!"

"ah shi!" How could Bae Suzy tolerate that? She got up, ready to fight her to the death.

Xu Zhiyou grabbed Park Chaeyoung and sprinted a hundred meters, not forgetting to shout: "Jieun Unnie, remember to create a group chat. We're leaving first."