217: Ordinary

“Exactly, exactly.” Park Chaeyoung nodded repeatedly in agreement, “There’s no saving her.”

“Then forget it.” Kim Jennie was just going through the motions; after speaking, she continued to peer through the door crack.

Xu Zhiyou finished scratching her itch and plopped down on Lisa’s waist: “I’m almost tired to death, old me, I need to rest for a bit.”

“Mmm mmm…” Lisa frantically slapped at the hand covering her mouth, but it was no use.

Seeing her little face turn beet red, Xu Zhiyou released her hand: “Aigoo, I didn’t cover your nose, why are you acting like you’re being hanged?”

Lisa ignored her, huffing and puffing, busy catching her breath. Once her breathing evened out, she looked at Xu Zhiyou with a resentful expression, not saying a word, just afraid that one more sentence would lead to another scratching.

Seeing that she still dared to glare at her, Xu Zhiyou slapped her on the butt: “Believe it or not, I’ll gouge out your eyeballs?”

“Mianhae, I really know I was wrong, I won’t dare to do it again, please let me off this time, please, woo woo woo~”

Lisa was startled, shaking her head repeatedly to admit her mistake, her pitiful expression made Xu Zhiyou feel too embarrassed to lay a hand on her.

But then she remembered the scribbles on her face: “Hehe! I, Xu, have never lost face this much. You say…”

A scene of Xu Zhiyou kneeling inexplicably flashed through Lisa’s mind, and she muttered softly: “Are there still few embarrassing things?”

“The first time we met, you knelt down to us on the spot, that’s not as embarrassing as this, and… mmm mmm.”

Seeing her get more and more excited, Xu Zhiyou covered her mouth: “Lalisa, you really don’t deserve sympathy.”

“Pfft hahahaha~” Park Chaeyoung, who saw everything from outside the door, almost burst out laughing.

“What kind of brain does Lisa have? She deserves to be taught a lesson, hahahaha~” Park Chaeyoung was truly impressed by Lisa’s death-seeking personality.

Kim Jennie spread her hands, indicating helplessness: “Sigh! I don’t understand, but I respect it.”

At this point, if her attitude of admitting fault had been a little better, it would have definitely ended. She just had to seek death, it’s impossible not to be convinced.

Kim Ji-soo, on the other hand, held her forehead with one hand. She was truly stunned by Lisa’s actions, too lazy to even speak.

Seeing her eldest sister leaning on the doorframe and touching her forehead, Park Chaeyoung thought she was sick and asked with concern: “Jisoo, what’s wrong?”

“Sigh! I’m fine.” She went in and pulled out Xu Zhiyou and Lisa’s follow-up PD.

She bowed ninety degrees and apologized: “PDnim, the following scene is too embarrassing for Lisa and is not suitable for broadcast.”

“Uh!!!”

The follow-up PD was baffled. Kwon Sang-woo looked at her and asked confusedly: “What do you mean ‘too embarrassing’?”

“It means Lisa will most likely be hung on a clothes rack and disciplined. No matter what, she’s a popular idol, it’s too embarrassing and inappropriate, haha!”

“Alright then.”

If this were any other group, the follow-up PD definitely wouldn’t pay her any mind, but who made the one inside the Honey Badger, someone not to be messed with.

Seeing the door closed by Kim Ji-soo, Xu Zhiyou got up from Lisa: “Pose yourself, so I don’t have to move you.”

Lisa’s eyes darted around, and she quickly interrupted: “There are people outside, can we talk about this tonight? It’s a bit embarrassing.”

After speaking, she even winked at Xu Zhiyou, which really left Xu Zhiyou speechless for a moment.

She scrutinized her figure up and down, then mocked: “Your flatness is so severe even a fly can’t stand on it.”

“From a distance, your figure is so indistinct that one can’t tell front from back. My two knees are more prominent than yours when I squat…”

“Yah!” Lisa’s little face grew redder and redder from her words, and she interrupted her, “That’s enough, don’t I have any dignity?”

“You brought this upon yourself, is it my fault?”

“Aish, I… you… you you you…” Looking at Xu Zhiyou’s curvaceous figure, she could only stutter “you you you”.

“Tsk!” Xu Zhiyou scolded her, feeling much better, “Let’s remember this for later.”

“Hmph~” Lisa turned her head away, ignoring her.

Xu Zhiyou grabbed her ear: “You’re getting arrogant.” She pointed at her own face, “Look at my face.”

“Pfft~”

Lisa didn’t want to laugh, but she couldn’t help it when she saw the turtle-like drawing, she couldn’t hold it in.

“Yah! You still dare to laugh.” Xu Zhiyou was truly fuming, tolerating her to the extreme.

She pulled a marker pen from her drawer and pressed her back down: “I’ll make you laugh.”

“Yah! I insulted your appearance, you insulted me verbally, we’re even, what do you want to do?”

“I’m not in a good mood, what do you care.” She pinched her chin and started drawing, “A worm on the left, a sick cat on the right, a blob of poop on top, and a turtle on the bottom…”

Lisa simply gave up resisting, because resistance was useless, and she might even get knocked out.

Five minutes passed, and she started to get a little bored: “Are you done? I still need to tidy the room.”

“Wait a moment!” She reached for her phone, found it wasn’t on her, and shouted towards the door, “Show Ge, give me my phone.”

Bang~

It was Park Chaeyoung who walked in, trotting over and handing her the phone: “Use mine, what do you need it for?”

Xu Zhiyou took the phone and started taking pictures. Seeing her motionless and resigned, she kicked her butt.

“Make a peace sign, don’t be like a dead fish. You were the one who sought death first, what’s there to be depressed about?”

“Yah! A scholar can be killed but not…”

“Hmm?” Xu Zhiyou looked at her indifferently, and squeezed her fist, “Are you sure?”

“Alrighty!” Lisa immediately changed to a smiling face, obediently cooperating with Xu Zhiyou for the photos.

Xu Zhiyou finished taking pictures and patted her shoulder with satisfaction: “Not bad, not bad, remember to keep it up.”

Lisa gritted her back teeth, smiling as she agreed: “Okay, my dear Captain.”

“Eww~” Park Chaeyoung couldn’t bear to watch.

Being teammates with these two lunatics, she wondered if they would be labeled as problematic girls.

However, seeing Xu Zhiyou’s work, she didn’t know how to comment, and after a moment, she spoke.

“Zoe, we’re filming a show, is this much mutual harm appropriate?”

Xu Zhiyou rolled her eyes: “Do I have a choice! At least with Lisa as my scapegoat, someone will be with me.”

Park Chaeyoung thought for a moment and nodded: “Seems like it.”

“Sigh~”

Lisa sighed helplessly. It seemed she would have to control her death-seeking heart in the future; it was truly hard to describe.

Xu Zhiyou threw the marker pen back: “Alright, let Dumpling Ni make dessert, I’m going to wash my face first.”

Kim Jennie, standing at the door, felt speechless: “Zoe, I’m right in front of you, didn’t you see me?”

“Too short, didn’t notice.”

“Yah!” Kim Jennie glared at her angrily, “I told you I’m not the shortest, I’m taller than…”

“Arasso, one centimeter taller than Show Ge, right? I know, now go make dessert.” It was the tone one uses to coax a child.

The follow-up PD couldn’t stop smiling. Other groups’ reality shows were all harmonious, but with BP, the style suddenly changed.

“Aish!” Kim Jennie was truly exasperated, and because she couldn’t beat her, she furiously punched the air behind her.

“Sigh!” Kim Ji-soo sighed, grabbed Kim Jennie by the scruff of her neck, and walked towards the kitchen.

“Let’s go, I’ll help you. After making dessert, we still need to go buy daily necessities.”