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172: If you mess with me, I'll chop off your family members.

Kim Jennie saw her talking more and more and raised her hand to interrupt her, "That's too much, I'm too lazy to remember. I'll bring Chaeyoung's snack box over to you. Take whatever you want to eat."

"Remember to get coke, it has to be iced."

"OK!"

After she left, Xu Zhiyou looked at her phone, "Let's continue the live broadcast. Let me see what you all have posted?"

"Rosie is so miserable. She came back from work and her food storage was raided."

"That's a good point. She's been trying to lose weight recently. Chipmunks are born to hoard food. Wouldn't it be a waste to let it expire? I'm helping her."

"Who is Chipmunk? A food blogger. She usually shares delicious snacks on Instagram. Those who like to eat can go and check it out."

"When did our Rou Rou become a food blogger? Does she even know?"

"Probably not. I'll ask her to put the tag on later..." Kim Jennie carried a baby pink storage box. "It's all here. There's only one and a half boxes of jerky left. Give me that half box."

Xu Zhiyou moved the storage box to the table and muttered while rummaging through it, "Park Hanhan isn't doing well. She talks about losing weight, but then she's secretly eating a lot at night."

She grabbed a pack of Jennie cookies and started to devour them. Kim Jennie opened the jerky and started chewing on it. A perfectly good live broadcast instantly turned into a mukbang.

"I want to eat! What should I do?"

"So this is what Chaeyoung's snack box looks like. Same snacks. These cookies are really delicious. The beef jerky is a bit tough to chew. Those with bad teeth should be careful."

"Good-looking people are pleasing to the eye no matter what they do. It would be great if they could chat with us too. Looking at how they eat, they really don't treat us as outsiders."

"This is called being authentic. Our Zoe isn't an idol in the traditional sense, so she doesn't need to manage her expressions."

"Speaking of which, where are the songs? Why are you so easily sidetracked? Hurry up and ask for the songs!!!"

"..."

Xu Zhiyou was really busy eating, but Kim Jennie was paying attention to the bullet comments and poked Xu Zhiyou, "Where's your song?"

"What song?"

"Your solo song? Didn't you write ten... Mmmph!" Xu Zhiyou quickly threw the remaining cookie in her hand into her mouth. "Is it good?"

Kim Jennie didn't mind and immediately took a bite. "It's full of milky flavor. Chaeyoung isn't reliable in other things, but she's really good at choosing snacks. Not bad, not bad."

"One bite for you, one bite for me. Oh my god! Is it really appropriate to show so much affection in Jisoo's live broadcast room? Will she have a heart attack if she sees it?"

"No! Straight men don't know what jealousy is, but Rosie, I don't know. Anyway, I support that problematic CP."

"Why pick a side? Only children make choices. Our Zoe wants them all, hehe~~"

"I really want to pee and wake you all up. Didn't you notice what Jennie just said? You deserve to not have songs to listen to, getting sidetracked at every turn."

"I heard it. It seems she wrote more than ten solo songs, and Zoe distracted the fans' attention with a cookie."

"Oh my god! I thought I was hallucinating. Zoe! If you have songs, just release them. Aren't you treating us like family by hiding them?"

"Exactly! Release them early and make money early. Hoarding them has no value. Learn from GD, isn't it great to lie down and collect royalties?"

"..."

Xu Zhiyou glared at Kim Jennie. It was definitely intentional. Kim Jennie pretended not to see it and continued to eat her jerky.

Seeing that she couldn't drag it out, Xu Zhiyou organized her words and explained, "I did write songs, but not that many. I'll save them up..."

"Boo! Who believes that? Jennie is a good girl, she wouldn't lie to us."

"Zoe! Look at the huge eye-roll from Jennie. With that, you still want to fool us? You're really something. What kind of singer is like you?"

Seeing the fans urging her so much, Xu Zhiyou said, "You guys go to the YG official website and urge them for their four solo songs. If it happens, I'll release a full album, how about that?"

"Are you sure? We don't lie to our own people."

"+1!"

"..."

"+999!"

"This video is proof. If the company agrees to their solos and I don't release an album, then... let me think, I got it. Jisoo will never win at games, Chaeyoung will have no snacks, Dumpling Ni... mmm mmm."

Kim Jennie swallowed her saliva. That was too vicious. Hearing her name called, she quickly crawled over and covered her mouth, "I beg you! Will you please let me go?"

"Jisoo and Chaeyoung are too pitiful. What a vicious vow, hahaha~~"

"Look at Jennie's humble appearance, she's already well-behaved, begging for mercy."

Xu Zhiyou pushed her hand away, "What are you afraid of? If you all have solos, what reason do I have not to release an album? Save it for New Year's?"

Kim Jennie pouted, "Who knows about you? What if you go crazy? After all, it's not strange for a lunatic to do something bizarre."

"Yah!"

"Then you talk about Lisa. Having those three is enough. Don't talk about me."

The audience in the live broadcast room watched with amusement.

"Lisa's inner monologue: Jennie, I thank your ancestors for eight generations! If you hadn't mentioned it, people would have forgotten about me. Hahaha~"

"Why does it feel like me and my problematic best friend?"

"These two don't seem like good people. No wonder they're idle and running a live broadcast. Most likely, they were ostracized by the other three."

"Ostracized is too strong. It's probably more like they don't want to see them, to avoid being annoyed."

"Puhahaha! Don't say it, it's really possible."

"Oh my god! Can you guys be more sensible? The smart ones have already left messages on YG's official website. Only you bunch of idiots are here having fun. I'm speechless."

"I just came back from there. I have to say, Zoe is amazing. She's probably the only one who can unite the fans of five people. I'm impressed, I'm impressed!"

"Me too. Ever since I became a BP fan, I've never seen such united fans. It would be great if it stayed this way."

Xu Zhiyou saw these comments, "From now on, if any fan causes trouble again, I'll cut their idol's part. The more they cause trouble, the more I cut. If they really piss me off, I'll directly prevent her from participating in a comeback."

"Uh???"

"Hehe! Do Nini's fans still dare to cause trouble? Cutting parts!"

"You bastard, when did we ever cause trouble? It was clearly Lisa's fans..."

Seeing the trend of cursing again, Xu Zhiyou interrupted, "Very good, Dumpling Ni is only allowed to film variety shows this year. Everything else is cut. I said so."

The fans saw this and couldn't stand it, "How can you, you..."

"Again! Is that right? She can only film one variety show too."

"Heh heh! You want to talk about qualifications with me? Then let's have a good chat. First, I'm the producer, giving songs to whoever I want is my freedom. Second, I'm the leader, assigning parts is my right."

The bullet comments were full of laughing emojis.

"I can understand your feelings of protecting your idol, but I have to state a fact: the further the group goes, the better it is for your idol."

"Hehe! Speechless, aren't you? I told you to just enjoy the music, but you insisted on fighting for positions and creating opposition. Now you're directly stripped down to nothing. Awesome! So awesome. The dawn for group fans. It should have been like this a long time ago."

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