251: Then three

“Ouch~” Xu Zhiyou felt a slight prickling sensation on her thigh and looked down.

“Dumpling Ni,” she said, patting her butt and chuckling, “Control your flying facial features.”

“We’re recording, aren’t you afraid of scaring the children… Ouch, holy crap, it hurts, it hurts, let go!”

“That’s what you get for talking about me, for treating me like air, for saying my facial features are flying all over the place. I’ll pinch you to death.”

Kim Ji-soo saw Xu Zhiyou’s twisted expression and quickly scurried to the side: “Eww~”

“Show Ge, stop ‘ewwing’! Your wife can’t take a joke, quickly pull her off me, my leg is about to be crippled.”

Kim Ji-soo pretended someone was calling her, pulled out her phone, and muttered to herself: “Yeoboseyo… Ne…”

“Kim Hit Ball, don’t pretend!”

Kim Ji-soo acted as if she hadn’t heard, got up, and walked out, saying as she went, “Moon Bear, do you miss me?”

Three black lines appeared on Xu Zhiyou’s forehead. What kind of dog could even make a phone call? Wasn’t this just a blatant excuse to brush her off?

“Pfft~” Park Chaeyoung desperately covered her mouth, afraid she’d laugh out loud and become the target of Xu Zhiyou’s wrath.

“Goo-goo-goo~” Lisa, on the other hand, laughed without restraint, making goose-like sounds.

“Laugh, laugh, laugh, what are you laughing about? You two, hurry up and pull her off!”

“Do you dare?” Kim Jennie saw that the two really looked like they were about to help and turned to glare fiercely at them.

“Uh????”

This scene left the two of them in a predicament, unsure what to do, secretly admiring their Unnie’s extreme tactics.

Park Chaeyoung looked at Xu Zhiyou, spreading her hands: “You heard her, I can’t afford to offend her.”

“Me too.” Lisa shrugged, indicating, “I really want to help you, but I can’t.”

Xu Zhiyou knew these two well; no matter how helpless their expressions looked, they were probably overjoyed inside.

She rolled her eyes: “When it matters, no one can be relied upon, you’re all useless.”

“Shh~ Shh~” Both turned their heads to the side and whistled, indicating, “I didn’t hear anything.”

Xu Zhiyou secretly watched Kim Jennie’s hand, wanting to slap it away when she wasn’t looking, but Kim Jennie had learned from her last experience.

Not only did she pinch incredibly tight, but she also constantly guarded against Xu Zhiyou, giving her no opportunity at all. It was truly a disaster.

In the end, Xu Zhiyou could only lightly pat her butt and look at her with a smile.

“My dear Dumpling, uh, no, my dear Jennie-oni, can we talk?”

“Tsk~” Park Chaeyoung shrugged, letting out a disdainful “tsk.”

Lisa patted her on the back and whispered, “Don’t court death, Jennie-oni can’t take a beating, but our bodies are perfectly fine.”

Park Chaeyoung thought about it and realized she was right. She forcefully suppressed her desire to court death. Xu Zhiyou liked to hit her, and she really couldn’t afford to provoke her.

“Hmph~” Kim Jennie didn’t even bother to look at her. “If your words were trustworthy, pigs would fly.”

“I…” She took a few deep breaths, unclenched her fists, and said, “Endure.” Changing her smile, she asked, “What are your conditions?”

Kim Jennie figured her face was already lost, so she might as well drag Xu Zhiyou down with her.

She looked up and pointed at the camera almost in her face: “Say ‘you are a dog’ ten times to the camera.”

“Okay.” Xu Zhiyou unhesitatingly spoke into the camera, “You are a dog, you are a dog…”

“Yah!” Kim Jennie interrupted her, annoyed. “I meant you, aish, are you deaf?”

“Yes, I was talking about you.”

“Yah!”

Slap~

“Ouch~”

Kim Jennie slowly turned her head, staring at her hands that she had clasped together again, her face full of gloom.

Xu Zhiyou slapped her butt. “Little brat, look how capable you are.”

Kim Jennie closed her eyes, looking resigned, which made Xu Zhiyou extremely speechless: “Don’t make an expression like you’ve been defiled.”

“If you want to kill or cut, just do it. If I even frown, I’m not Jennie. Hmph~”

Xu Zhiyou watched her close her eyes, looking like a martyr, and couldn’t help but be amused.

“Hey, you said it, huh!”

“What are you doing?”

Kim Jennie opened her eyes, looking at her warily: “I’m telling you, if you dare… Hahahaha… Aish!”

“Are you still being arrogant?” She put her hand on her armpit.

“Mianhae, I was wrong, I really know I was wrong.” She looked up and saw her Unnie peeking from the doorway. “Unnie, help!”

“Zoe, maybe let’s just forget it, she’s still a patient.” Seeing the pitiful Kim Jennie, she felt a little soft-hearted.

“You’re so noble.” Xu Zhiyou rolled her eyes at her. “Ptooey~”

“Yah!”

Xu Zhiyou didn’t even bother to look at her. She patted Kim Jennie’s butt and pointed at her: “Say ‘Kim Ji-soo is a dog’ ten times, and I’ll let you go.”

“Uh????” Kim Jennie felt like that phrase sounded very familiar.

Xu Zhiyou saw her stunned: “What’s wrong? This is called an eye for an eye. Hurry up.”

“No!” Kim Jennie rolled her eyes at her. “Are you saying I haven’t been scolded enough?!”

“That’s true, huh!”

“Exactly, quickly let me up.”

Slap~

“Yah!” Kim Jennie was so angry! Being spanked in public was quite embarrassing.

“Who are you talking to? If you keep babbling, I’ll keep spanking.”

“Hmph~” Kim Jennie could only turn her head away, indicating she didn’t want to talk to her.

Her thigh was still throbbing faintly, and Xu Zhiyou wouldn’t let her off that easily. She lifted Kim Jennie’s head and turned it towards Kim Ji-soo.

“Saying she’s a dog will get her fans to spray me, so let’s change it to shouting ‘Kim Lao Liu is a mudslide in the gaming world’ ten times. That should work, right!”

Xu Zhiyou indicated that no matter what, she had to shift the conflict onto Kim Ji-soo and completely screw her over.

“Yah!” Before Kim Jennie could respond, Kim Ji-soo couldn’t tolerate it for a second. She pointed at Xu Zhiyou, “You’re the mudslide! Let’s have a one-on-one fight.”

“Whoa, such a big reaction?”

“What do you think?” Kim Jennie propped herself up on Xu Zhiyou’s knees and sat up.

Xu Zhiyou didn’t stop her the whole time. After Kim Jennie sat up, she gave her a big eye-roll.

“You’re even her gaming partner, don’t you know that Jisoo hates it most when people say she’s bad at games?”

“She’s bad, and people aren’t allowed to say it!”

“Yah!”

Park Chaeyoung’s eyes darted around: “Jisoo, the food is here, let’s eat first. We can talk about the one-on-one fight later.”

Xu Zhiyou looked and sure enough, the person serving the dishes was behind her, watching the drama unfold. Xu Zhiyou had wondered why there had been no movement for a long time.

She pushed Kim Jennie off her lap: “Let’s eat first, we can talk after we’re full.”

Kim Jennie stumbled from the push: “Yah! Can’t you be gentler? You’re so rough.”

Hearing the cutesy, whiny voice, Xu Zhiyou said with disdain: “Dumpling, please watch your words, don’t say things that cause misunderstandings.”

“You…”

“Show Ge, why are you just standing there? Move!”

“Help me get five stars, otherwise, don’t expect to eat.” Kim Ji-soo blurted out.

“Get lost~”

Xu Zhiyou rolled her eyes at her. She had been so righteously indignant just now, and now she was showing her true colors so quickly.

Kim Ji-soo didn’t mind. She stepped forward, hugged Xu Zhiyou’s arm, made an OK gesture, and smiled: “Then three stars.”