2: Public Security Bureau, Anti-pornography Office, Anti-pornography!!!

Seeing He Qing’s appearance, Yang Dian’s right hand, gripping the doorknob, subconsciously tightened a bit, leaving a faint handprint on it.

‘My control over strength is still insufficient.’

As the thought arose, he stepped back into the room, making way for her to enter.

He Qing, smiling, extinguished the cigarette in her hand, deliberately brushing against Yang Dian and pressing against his little brother as she walked into the room.

“Clean, tidy, no peculiar smells.”

“No used tissues in the wastebasket either.”

“This doesn’t seem like a place a young person would live.”

After commenting on the room, she turned to look at Yang Dian:

“My name is He Qing, from the Shanshan Foot Massage downstairs. You should know, right?”

“After all, you’ve been staring at me for days.”

“Little brother, you watch big sister from upstairs every day, why don’t you come down to find big sister?”

Meeting He Qing’s alluring eyes, Yang Dian closed the door behind him:

“It was just out of curiosity.”

He was straightforward about his curiosity:

“To go from a roadside auntie to this in seven days—if I’d heard it from someone else, I probably wouldn’t believe it.”

“Things like returning to youth, unless you go under the knife, are pretty much just legends.”

“But how could I not believe it when I witnessed your transformation with my own eyes?”

Saying this, Yang Dian took a step forward, looking directly into He Qing’s eyes:

“Did you Awaken a special ability like in novels, or did you learn some Dao of draining people’s Qi?”

He Qing covered her mouth and chuckled, then took two steps closer to Yang Dian, wrapped her arms around his waist, and whispered breathily into his ear:

“A Dao of draining people’s Qi? Little brother, your thoughts are truly interesting.”

“Want to know?”

“Actually, big sister can’t quite explain why she suddenly became younger after that.”

“How about you try with big sister?”

“Maybe if you try, you’ll know.”

After speaking, He Qing even extended her pink tongue and flicked Yang Dian’s earlobe.

He Qing had no intention of concealing her transformation.

She was right there.

With people coming and going on the street, at least eighty, if not a hundred, people had noticed her change in seven days.

One more Yang Dian made no difference, one less made no difference.

She had noticed Yang Dian’s gaze several days ago.

The reason she came knocking this time was simply because a captivating Qi suddenly emanated from Yang Dian, drawing her in.

Under the influence of that Qi, she felt like she had lost her mind, unconsciously knocking on his door.

Yang Dian, who was contemplating which move to use to take down He Qing, stiffened the moment her long tongue flicked him.

This flick was like being licked three times by Tahm Kench, followed by a powerful final lick, causing Yang Dian’s muscles to instantly tense and his blood to freeze.

Fortunately, this sensation came and went quickly.

After a blink, the stiffness receded, and an indescribable craving surged into Yang Dian’s heart.

It was like a bachelor who had consumed an entire bottle of Xiao Lan Yao (Little Blue Pill) and was then confined to a room playing peach media adult films everywhere.

An indescribable desire surged into his heart.

At this moment, Yang Dian only wanted to tear He Qing’s clothes to shreds, pin her beneath him, and ruthlessly ravage her.

‘Holy moly, I fell for it. I seem to have become a bit too arrogant after obtaining this cheat!’

Before his consciousness completely succumbed, Yang Dian raised his elbow and extended his finger, his dark green veins twisting like coiling Dragons beneath his skin, aiming a fierce jab at He Qing’s chin.

“Dong dong dong~”

Just as Yang Dian’s finger was about to pierce He Qing’s chin, a knocking sound suddenly echoed again.

“Public Security Bureau, vice squad raid, open the door!”

“If you don’t open the door within a three-count, according to Article 7, Chapter 7 of Chinese law, we have the right to break in directly.”

“3… 2… 1…”

“Break in!”

The sudden sound was like a basin of cold water on a hot summer day, directly dousing Yang Dian’s head.

The unwarranted lust abruptly receded, and his self-awareness once again took precedence.

The upward jab towards He Qing’s chin slowed.

The next moment, Yang Dian changed his jab into a grab, seizing He Qing by the parotid gland and lifting her into the air.

He Qing, who was choked and lifted into the air before she could even react, gasped for breath, her eyes bulging, nearly suffocating.

“Bang~”

The vice squad, who had broken in, happened to see He Qing weakly raising her foot to kick at his crotch, only to have her legs clamped by Yang Dian.

“Oh, playing quite wild, aren’t we?”

Hearing the teasing voice from behind, Yang Dian casually released his grip on He Qing’s neck, letting her collapse to the ground.

After taking a deep breath to compose himself, he looked at the newcomers, and his brows unconsciously furrowed again.

Although the newcomers were wearing Public Security Bureau uniforms, they exuded an air of eccentricity from head to toe.

One had bright yellow hair, his uniform was askew, and half of his left pant leg was tucked into his sock.

This in no way resembled a proper official.

Noticing Yang Dian’s gaze, the newcomer looked down at his attire, then somewhat unnaturally adjusted his clothes and pulled his pant leg out of his sock:

“The bureau was in a hurry, so I didn’t pay attention to these minor details.”

After offering an excuse, he even flicked the badge hanging on his chest, as if to prove he wasn’t a fake:

“Public Security Bureau, vice squad, Third-Level Peacekeeper Shi Sheng.”

“Someone reported you for suspected prostitution. Come with us.”

Yang Dian: ???

“What? Vice? Listen to my expla—… ”

“Peh, listen to my explanation!”

Shi Sheng gestured towards the door behind him, then turned back to Yang Dian:

“Go on, show me. I’d like to hear what new tricks you can come up with.”

Yang Dian was silent for a moment.

He probably ran into someone who liked to scroll on Douyin (TikTok), and had likely seen similar skits too many times.

Nevertheless, he still wanted to put up a fight:

“Just now, I had just finished my late-night snack and was about to scroll on Douyin for a bit before going to bed.”

“I had just picked up my phone when she knocked on my door.”

“I figured maybe Second Uncle next door had fainted again from anemia, and Second Auntie was knocking to ask me to help take him to the hospital, so I opened the door.”

“But I didn’t expect her to be standing at the door after I opened it.”

Yang Dian pointed at He Qing:

“I saw her dressed scantily and constantly swallowing, so I thought she was hungry, smelled the steamed buns, and came knocking to ask me for two buns.”

As he spoke, he pointed to the steaming pot on the induction cooker nearby.

“I also thought, it’s not easy for everyone when they’re away from home, so if I can help, I should help. I just wanted to give her two steamed buns to fill her stomach.”

“I didn’t expect her to slip into my room and close the door the moment I turned around.”

“At the time, I didn’t pay much attention, just thought she was so hungry she’d fainted and wanted to eat the buns sooner.”

“But I didn’t expect her to start touching me as soon as she entered the room.”

“I’m an innocent young man, a pure and unblemished youth, how could I let someone ruin my innocence for no reason?”

“I had to resist!”

“So, that’s why, after you broke in, you saw me grabbing her by the neck and lifting her up.”

“Officer, believe me, everything I said is true!”

Shi Sheng clapped his hands and gave Yang Dian a thumbs-up:

“A brand new version I’ve never heard before, you’re the best.”

After raising his thumb, he opened his mouth, intending to say something else.

However, the next moment, a Policeman, nearly 40 years old with a righteous face, walked into the room, holding a phone-sized, all-black instrument with a solemn expression.

The newcomer, his brows tightly furrowed, aimed the instrument at He Qing, interrupting what Shi Sheng was about to say:

“Shitou, the detector shows the temperature in a linear region of her brain’s core area is rising. In less than 5 seconds, it has gone from 38.5℃ to 53.2℃.”

“Based on the information analyzed from surveillance over the past few days, we can pretty much confirm she’s problematic.”

Before the newly arrived Policeman finished speaking, Yang Dian had already quickly taken two steps back, retreating outside the door, shielding the two Policemen inside the room.

The two sentences contained a great deal of information; a careful thought could yield many useful insights.

But upon seeing Shi Sheng pull out a weapon from who-knows-where—a firearm with a caliber of 3 centimeters, more like a hand cannon than a pistol—Yang Dian decided it was better to play it safe.

“Understood!”

Shi Sheng raised his hand cannon and pointed it at He Qing’s head:

“Captain, turn off the detector.”

“If this turns out to be a big one, the two of us can’t handle it!”

As he spoke, a clicking sound suddenly came from He Qing, who was slumped on the floor.

Yang Dian, cowering outside the door, furtively peeked out half his face. Wasn’t He Qing’s limb joints twisting, her limbs on the ground, showing a tendency to transform into a non-human form?