506: What's your father's name?
After dealing with her legs, the orb of light in the woman's hand once again swelled to over ten meters in diameter.
She had finished condensing all the power of the laws of the entire galaxy.
Just as she was about to launch a full-power attack, a melody suddenly rang in her ears.
Immediately, a cheerful song entered her ears:
The big windmill creaks and turns.
The scenery here is truly beautiful.
The sky is beautiful, the earth is beautiful!
And there are happy little friends together.
The next second, the woman actually started dancing along with the song.
She abandoned her attacking posture, her hands transforming into lovely flowers, constantly fluttering up and down.
Her steps were light, her eyes bright, and her figure graceful, exceptionally beautiful.
But her eyes carried a monstrous resentment.
"What the hell? Why isn't my body listening to me?" The woman was both terrified and deeply ashamed of her performance.
Dancing such a shameful dance in front of her enemy, in front of a big man.
Just as she finished questioning, she began spinning in circles with the music, like a big windmill.
The speed of her spinning became faster and faster, her figure no longer clearly visible, only a blurred outline.
The orb of light was cast aside, its internal power of laws utterly bewildered, unable to comprehend its master's actions.
"How about it, the power of children's songs isn't bad, right? Do you surrender?"
Pan Han, seeing the woman in this state, showed his phone, which was playing the children's song "The Big Windmill."
Sometimes, the simplest method is often the most effective.
He could sing it himself, or use his power to sing it, but it seemed the phone was more direct.
"Bullshit! If anyone's surrendering, let your mother surrender!"
The woman, however, was exceptionally stubborn, refusing to surrender and instead began to curse loudly.
"Tsk tsk tsk! Let's see how many circles you can spin."
Pan Han, seeing the woman's stubbornness, increased the volume.
The cheerful children's voices echoed through the sky.
Simple lyrics, a lively rhythm, carrying the power of laws, surrounded the woman, giving her no escape.
"Ah!!! So uncomfortable, so happy, so strange!" The woman shouted as she spun.
The central processing unit in her brain seemed to have been thrown off balance.
Pan Han frowned as he watched. The rotation speed had reached 10,000 revolutions per minute, making her a true big windmill.
The woman still wouldn't surrender!
Just as Pan Han was about to escalate, a bizarre scene occurred—the music suddenly stopped!
"What's going on?" Pan Han was greatly surprised, and at the same time, the woman also began to slow down.
"Damn it! No membership, can only listen to the beginning!" Pan Han looked down at his phone and realized what had happened!
But where could he pay here?
"Hahahaha! Didn't expect that, did you! It was just the last line, otherwise I definitely would have fallen apart."
The woman finally stopped, her mouth askew and eyes askew, her chest having swelled to twice its size, looking like a pair of large drums on her chest.
"Damn that trashy Cool Donkey player! When I get back, if I don't acquire you, I swear I'm not human." Pan Han, seeing the woman about to attack, cursed and immediately switched to the next song.
Under the big bridge in front of the door, a flock of ducks swims by!
Come quickly, count them, 2, 4, 6, 7, 8!
Another popular children's song began to play, and the woman's eyes rolled back as her body involuntarily began to dance again.
She put one hand on her hip, bowed slightly, and extended her other hand forward as if counting.
A power of law condensed into a flock of cute yellow ducks, floating past the woman's face.
Quack quack quack, so many, oh so many!
Can't count how many ducks, can't count how many ducks~~
As the lyrics reached this point, the yellow ducks suddenly became boundless, instantly filling the entire barrier.
The woman's eyeballs immediately rolled wildly, and her brain began to shake uncontrollably, as if it had crashed due to the ducks.
As the ducks grew in number, the woman's expression became increasingly pained.
Pan Han felt much more relaxed seeing this, knowing that the woman was almost at her limit.
This was also thanks to Pan Han using it for the first time; if he became proficient, the woman would surrender after just a few lines of lyrics.
"Although this song also can't be finished, she shouldn't be able to last that long."
Pan Han finished his scan and let out a long sigh.
But who knew, the next second, the woman, using all her strength, roared: "Why is it 2, 4, 6, 7, 8? Where did 3 go? Shouldn't it be 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8??"
As soon as these words came out, the world fell silent!
The power of laws originally contained in the song also stopped, stunned staying in place.
The power of laws in the orb of light transformed into a human figure, raising a fist and shouting "Oh yeah!" as if cheering for the woman.
"Oh right, where's 3?" Pan Han was suddenly stunned when he heard the woman's shout.
She seemed to have a point!
Why hadn't he noticed this loophole?
At this critical moment, the woman's body was once again freed.
She was already extremely weak, barely able to control the orb of light, so she gestured with one hand, and the orb flew straight towards Pan Han.
At this crucial moment, Pan Han couldn't care less. He threw away his phone and started singing himself:
What is Dad's dad called?
Dad's dad is called Grandpa.
What is Dad's mom called?
Dad's mom is called Grandma.
...
"Damn it! No end to this, is there?"
The woman shrieked, and then her body swayed wildly back and forth with the song.
What is Dad's older brother called?
Dad's older brother is called Uncle.
What is Dad's younger brother called?
Dad's younger brother is called Uncle.
What are Dad's sisters called?
Dad's sisters are called Aunt.
Pan Han racked his brain, trying his best to recall the lyrics.
But he quickly discovered the pattern of the lyrics: to sing about various family relationships using a fixed formula.
As long as he could remember them, he could keep singing.
Finally, the woman, amidst her frantic swaying, rolled her eyes and foamed at the mouth.
Pan Han knew that this time, she was finally done for.
But to be safe, he continued to sing.
What is Grandpa's dad called?
Grandpa's dad is called Great-Grandpa.
What is Great-Grandpa's dad called?
Great-Grandpa's dad is called High Ancestor.
...
Pan Han sang all the way to the progenitor generation before stopping.
At this moment, the woman was already lying in the air, twitching non-stop, no longer capable of attacking.
The orb of light, containing the power of the laws of the entire galaxy, remained suspended in the air, momentarily at a loss.
It had crossed the entire galaxy, only to be defeated by three children's songs!
Exaggerated!
Shocking!
Simply outrageous!
Damn it!
"What are you looking at? Your master is down, why aren't you scattering quickly? Otherwise, I'll take you!"
Pan Han looked up at the orb of light, his gaze sharpening, shooting out a cold glint.
The orb of light, struck by the cold glint, immediately shattered.
Countless dazzling rays of light scattered and fled, fearing being left behind and becoming Pan Han's captive.
In less than a second, the pressure on 438 Planet instantly disappeared.
Pan Han also removed two layers of the barrier and then came to the woman's side.
At this moment, the woman seemed to be electrified, twitching occasionally.
"Why did you have to go through all this! You had to listen to children's songs, wasn't it better to listen to advice?"
Pan Han waved one hand, helping the woman wipe away the foam from the corners of her mouth, and injected some magical power into her.
Half a minute later, the woman coughed loudly and suddenly opened her eyes.
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